Change a classic movie quote, to British

[TB63]

Frankly my dear, I couldn't give a flying fuck..

[Biffer]

Luke, I am your father. Obviously your mother was having her regular thing with Lord Skivington Cholmondley-Brown at the time and there was that party where the Baron and his son were spit roasting her, but I'm fairly sure. You went to Eton for God's sake, pull yourself together.

[Biffer]

We're going to need a bigger Navy

[TB63]

Houston, tell Brian he fucked up again..

[lemonhead]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with baked beans and a nice cup of Tetley".

[TB63]

It rubs the Imperial Leather on its skin..

Totally knicked..but made I larf..

[lemonhead]

Leave the gun. Take the lardy cake.

[TB63]

I'll be back, now, in a minute..

[PCPhil]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to go to the pub.

[Oxbow]

If you build it, it will be massively overbudget and four years late.

[fishfoodie]

"You maniacs; you blew it up, god damn you, god damn you all to Hell. I'm never voting Tory again !"

[Rhubarb & Custard]

One has a feeling we're not in Kent anymore

[S/Lt_Phillips]

If you build it, it will be massively overbudget and four years late.

Tremendous

[S/Lt_Phillips]

I'm gonna make him an offer that'll make everyone slightly uncomfortable but he'll be too embarrassed to refuse

[Niegs]

"You don't understand! I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been a toff, instead of a pleb, which is what I am."

"All right, Mr. Lean, I'm ready for my close-up."

"Tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gaffer."

[Blackmac]

"Broadsword calling Danny they"

[TB63]

I love the smell of Earl Grey in the morning..

[Biffer]

Swindon, we have a problem

[tabascoboy]

Fasten your seatbelts. Rubbish council still haven't fixed these potholes

[TB63]

The first rule of Fight Club is.... please be on time..

[Rhubarb & Custard]

Swindon, we have a problem

I did wonder on 'THIS IS Milton Keynes!'

[TB63]

Go ahead you little scamp, make my day.....No, no, I insist, you go first...

[Kiwias]

They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from Sunak.

[Kiwias]

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that Truss, for lack of a better word, is good. Truss is right. Truss works.

[TedMaul]

I hope to see my friend and call him a daft cunt. I hope the Channel is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. But it won’t be. It’ll be shit.

[tabascoboy]

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm writing a letter to the Telegraph ( signed, Colonel William Lambert-Furnell retd)

[Biffer]

We're on a mission form Bod.


Dee do di doo da doo da doo Di doo

Da doo da doo da doo da Di doo

[sturginho]

Swindon, we have a problem

I did wonder on 'THIS IS Milton Keynes!'

Speaking of Milton Keynes

[laurent]

One should never leave Bury. (basically same size as Montauban).



Les Tontons Flingueurs....

[Niegs]

[American woman makes loud orgasm sounds in a cafe.]
[Older English dear looking on says...]
"We SHAHN'T have what she's HAH-ving. We're INGGG-glish!"