NPR

I might have found my new employer.

Need to check on Sir.

He's making muffled noises from behind his Gimp mask.

Akkerman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:39 pm oh wow, royalty

Thank you, but not quite.

C69 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:27 pmBe gentle use lube

One's heard that before.

Sir, as usual, fulfilled his tradition to Eat, Drink and be Mary.

As did Sir.

Guy Smiley wrote: ↑Sun Apr 10, 2022 7:22 am Who’s been sending OS the answers?

Sirs wife.

Sir nipped out for a pint earlier.

Openside wrote: ↑Fri Mar 04, 2022 3:35 pm

ASMO wrote: ↑Fri Mar 04, 2022 3:30 pm

Enzedder wrote: ↑Fri Mar 04, 2022 3:23 pm

Tell me about it. OS has never been first before

Ohh i am not so sure his wife would agree

Say what you like but at least my orgasms are real

Sadly, I know.

Should we always be judging or otherwise evaluating art and academia by immediate economic value? Anyway, had our Burns supper but haven't been bothered to toast the haggis - probably as we drink the whisky after the food, and also as the missus has a veggie equivalent that needs to be microwaved. ...

Sir will be right on it.

Rhubarb & Custard wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:39 pm

Openside wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 2:08 pm Am picking up the family today

Which country have your ordered from this time?

Sirs Nigerian is coming on well.

shaggy wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:23 am

Slick wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:17 am

Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:08 am Pubs: Come on down, the beer garden is lovely!

Weather: No.

Stunning day up here!

No pubs.

Biggest snowflakes I have seen in my life this morning whilst walking the dog on Wimbledon Common.

Sir is quite tall.

I've removed the stabilisers Sir.

Openside wrote: ↑Mon Mar 08, 2021 2:53 pm Anyhoo have a good day I am off to split logs

Uphill gardening again Sir?

Guess again.

ASMO wrote: ↑Sat Feb 27, 2021 6:34 pm No leadership, no plan, no coach, no brain, no clue, the only description i can give

You just described Sir.

Anyone have problems with the Go app not seeing the Sky q box? After months of trying to get it working my app finally saw the box the other day but only briefly and now doesn't see it again. I have it wired so not using the Sky mesh and am using a Tp link mesh. Everything on same network but no lu...

So got a bit bored, and thought I'd look into ways to make a little extra cash. So far I've started crypto mining on my graphics card (it's bloody cold where my computer is, so not worried about it overheating in the slightest, and it also help warm up my office!), made about £5 in 3 days, not goin...

Good start on quarantining today The government’s online portal to allow travellers to book a quarantine hotel when arriving in England from a country on the banned travel list has gone down for maintenance on the day it was launched, PA Media reports. Did they put Jake in charge of the Website upd...

It went quiet because I'd rather pull my own eyelashes out than converse with you, but: a) It's absolutely homophobic to randomly suggest someone you're arguing with is gay as an insult. It's classic homophobia. b) The "openside is gay" trope on PR was never intended as an insult, and ins...

The SA variant found in Surrey with people who have not travelled or knowingly met people who have. A massive door to door testing effort is going to be started in the affected areas. T&T is supposed to be working reasonably well now - I guess we will see. Juan, the poolboy, has gone into hiding.

Please don't Sir.

Ahem.

frodder wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:33 pm So how much Pfizer stock do we have?

Sir has enough to keep you up for the next month.

Ma'am, your tartan skirt is freshly pressed.

why do you think they are easily led imbeciles?? Most of my mates and social circle are captains of Industry etc. they are not tin foil hat wearing twitter debaters... Social distancing as much as possible is the way forward, its certainly worked for my family for the last 9 months. I just feel its...

As do lawnmowers.

I volunteer Sir as a donor.

notfatcat wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 3:33 pm What I find shocking is that Openside works.

As will Sir.

How does the App work? I went to a busyish restaurant on Friday and turned on my App. It started scanning, but found nothing. Does that mean I'm the only one who has it? Or it was just scanning for UFO transmissions from Pluto? Expect a knock on the door in the middle of the night and the fitting o...

Sandstorm wrote: ↑Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:10 am

Biffer wrote: ↑Fri Aug 07, 2020 11:04 am

Sandstorm wrote: ↑Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:34 am Currently 19C in the house, 29 in the garden, 33 in the East-facing conservatory and the doors are wide open!

2.5 hours until the hottest time of day.

What about your other conservatories?

I’ll check the temp in the southern orangery after Jeeves serves me lunch.

Piss off.

well i have a couple more admins in place who can manage in the event of my untimely death, i may also share the server logons with someone else who knows what to do at the back end so there is continuity, also i run a full backup daily so in a worse case scenario someone can restore the bored else...