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Law 8.27 If the opposing team infringes while the kick is being taken but the kick at goal is successful, the goal stands and a further penalty is not awarded. If the kick is unsuccessful, the non-offending team is awarded a penalty 10 metres in front of the original mark. Law 8.22 If the kicker in...

tabascoboy wrote: ↑Fri Aug 04, 2023 10:37 am Traditional hats of Europe and around the Med, it's a little tongue in cheek

Where’s Irelands balaclava ?

Have a Eufy - they are great at doing a light clean on carpets and help you keep on top of the mess kids and pets make, just remember to put your PlayStation away - had the fucker drag one of my controllers into the kitchen , was like the Scutter from red dwarf ! The amount of hairbands they seem to...

I also have a 2 ball Python

Was at the big game, had a great time and ended up so off my tits I didn’t see any forward passes , but did see probably Jonny mays last try at Hq

Immigrant song

I can think of someone who obviously felt that ‘not very long’ was the answer

Sandstorm wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2023 10:31 am
ASMO wrote: ↑Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:52 am So let me get this stright, you think there should be no checks for applicants for benefits? and there should be no regular reviews?
No, he thinks the assessor should come to his house. Because back pain....

‘His’ house - he’s a homeowner ?!

People actually still believe in the bedroom tax. The policy persisted with...even when it was actually illegal to move out of social housing during covid for a whole year (the stated goal of it, to get people to move to smaller houses) . Even when impossible...they still made people pay it. People...

I'm as anti-tory as you can get - but getting rid of mining was one of the best things any Govt could have done. The UK should never be relying on Primary Industries for employment - let alone sending workers down mines all their working lives. There are pros and cons of course : when it occurred ,...

Who was that jolly fat nazi Yeeb..Herman Goering? Think he was head of the Luftwaffe? ..The guy who would go around cheering up the troops, on Moral boosting tours in his white uniform...with his risqué edgy wit. I'm sorry but your humour in this dark, seriously fucked up, cruel and sadistic period...

Ah, genuinely sorry to hear that. And it's a no from me too. Oh I’m still happily married , Horse face was the ex and we were never even engaged (thank god) Early Xmas present for you to save you from crywanking into your pot noodle on Xmas day in your bedsit - horse face rude pic is probably still...

Well if you just go lol shrug then you’ve been a turkey voting for Xmas all this time . Labour will get in anyways soon enough , and I’m sure your health, employment , quality of life will all improve :)

Is there any point in looking around for deals at the moment or is all still much the same? Depends how much time you have , it’s sadly not quite a flex as car insurance where you can usually phone up and whinge and get them to chop 20% off Quicker to just wear an extra jumper in the house, even if...

Who was that jolly fat nazi Yeeb..Herman Goering? Think he was head of the Luftwaffe? ..The guy who would go around cheering up the troops, on Moral boosting tours in his white uniform...with his risqué edgy wit. I'm sorry but your humour in this dark, seriously fucked up, cruel and sadistic period...

Cameron was so cosseted (like most of those bastards) he litterally believed that all that post industrial enclaves needed (all those jobless enclaves which his party created btw ) was a shit load more poverty and desperation.. sanctions bedroom tax and foodbanks and genuine terror and penury.. and...

Are you still married to that horse? No. Are you? Ah, genuinely sorry to hear that. And it's a no from me too. Oh I’m still happily married , Horse face was the ex and we were never even engaged (thank god) Early Xmas present for you to save you from crywanking into your pot noodle on Xmas day in y...

You really are not the brightest :clap: He does sound like David Brent though so it’s easy mistake to make Fair point he is tedious and oring with a distinct leelof self importance devoid of self awareness. Apologies :oops: to both of you If it helps, I have zero idea who you are either . At least ...

It’s DAC Ah fuck yes of course , for some reason hadn’t put Dave and David and gwent together , plus I’ve never actually met the cunt in person so wasn’t high on my list of data Think I got Gwent and Brent from tv’s the office character David Brent mixed up - my bad You really are not the brightest...

David in Gwent wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 4:56 pm Are you still married to that horse?

No. Are you?

Yeeb, you tosser, how are you? Who is this ? David I presume , but who ? It’s DAC Ah fuck yes of course , for some reason hadn’t put Dave and David and gwent together , plus I’ve never actually met the cunt in person so wasn’t high on my list of data Think I got Gwent and Brent from tv’s the office...

I mean honestly, I spent the last 10 years as a carer for my family. 24 hours a day 7 days a week, looking after 3 family members, dementia, progressive MS and old age/frailty. I have had like 2 days off in that time( after I was hit by a fucking car). I am completely burnt out, physically, emotion...

David in Gwent wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 3:27 pm Yeeb, you tosser, how are you?

Who is this ? David I presume , but who ?

I am lucky in that I never have to ask permission to go out on the piss. However, I do need permission to lie in bed all of the next day / until noon at least with a massive hangover , vomit on the floor, not do anything useful or take the kids to their clubs etc Hangovers deffo get worse after 30, ...

Refry me ole doley scrounging git, what physical pain are you in ? Thought it was just the flaky pastry skin you had , didn’t realise you had bad back as well. (Can’t be a work injury now can it surely ?)

From PR

“ Knoath wrote: ↑
What have you guys done to Eug, he's flounced over to npr with a big cry baby rant how he was misunderstood here and everyone hates him, especially enz. It's quite epic and sad”

Being in front of kicker isn’t really pinged any more

Lobby wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 10:09 am
inactionman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 09, 2023 9:55 am I'll comment when I see the team announced - probably something along the lines of 'oh FFS'.
As its Borthwick picking the team, he'll probably stick with Ford and Farrell, drop Marchant and bring Daly back on the wing and bring back Youngs as the starting 9.

Suspect you are right :(

Have not had one braai so far this summer - bloody Aug 8th !!! Weather has just been sooooo shite here in mud isle , July was nice but what with school leave and hols and work trips , no braai. Weather is no excuse. Just get out there and braai. It is your duty. Still haven’t braaid - have to clean...

Men amd women living together fulltime was a highly unusual experiment foisted on us by our ancestors. Another one from my missus is how categorical she is despite how weak the evidence. An example will be every time I do the sweep of the house before leaving for lights on, cats in, windows closed ...

Lemsip & a wank

Have not had one braai so far this summer - bloody Aug 8th !!!
Weather has just been sooooo shite here in mud isle , July was nice but what with school leave and hols and work trips , no braai.

Jocks discussing £1.25 booking fees

Lobby wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2023 10:34 am
petej wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2023 10:25 am Same portion sizes despite being clearly bigger and requiring more food.
Perhaps she's trying to build you up by giving you the same amount of food as she eats if she's that much bigger than you.

Yeah, hide her cream buns & chocs

Fear of flying is worthy of its own thread, I reckon. Just on the evidence of this thread, there are people who love to travel but would much rather stay earth-bound doing it. Flying is great, it’s the crashing I’m not keen on. Had a very heavy landing once at Luton with whizz air, broke something ...

It would appear that about 75% of us are married to the same woman

I've been fairly 'poor' most of my adult life (big student loan hanging over me, getting f/t perm work was tough), so my only overseas trips were three working holidays in my 20s, two two-week vacations to Europe in my 30s. I'm a 'pack as much as I can into a day' traveler. See all the sights post ...

Yeeb wouldn’t leave Roppongi. Something for every “preference” there 😳😳 Is that the area where a friend tells me there is a special area for women who like dressing as schoolgirls, another one for fatties , another rockerbilly … basically you are directed to the street of your purve choice ? Yo yog...

Not a fan of weekend breaks purely because of the faff of travel for only 2 days at a place, much prefer a week to chill and relax. Not adverse to the odd museum providing its interesting and not clock museum or plant pots or other shite. Natural history , imperial war, science museum quality only. ...

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