Ashes / Proteas vs India

[OomStruisbaai]

Hope the Saffer gets his ton.

[Happyhooker]

Hope the Saffer gets his ton.

Malan? Me too

[Happyhooker]

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[Thor Sedan]

Hope the Saffer gets his ton.

Michael Neser?

[JM2K6]

Marnus is so fucking lucky.

Buttler is a dogshit Test keeper, though. Christ.

[Big D]

Marnus is so fucking lucky.

Buttler is a dogshit Test keeper, though. Christ.

Wouldn't be near the team if he wasn't liked because of his white ball stuff. That was a pathetic drop. No excuse for that.

[OomStruisbaai]

Hope the Saffer gets his ton.

Malan? Me too

Tomorrow.

[Torquemada 1420]

Marnus is so fucking lucky.

Buttler is a dogshit Test keeper, though. Christ.

Commentators being overly kind on the first one: saying it was a tough chance. Second one: surely one of the worst drops ever. Given he's meant to be a keeper, that was worse than Denly's spill of Williamson.

[Hal Jordan]

Siri, show me the definition of "Village".

[Gumboot]

I think this is why England went with 4 frontline pace bowlers plus Stokes, rather than including a true spinner. They can't leave him out, but just in case he breaks down...

[Gumboot]

Why don't Australia just flick Harris and promote all the top order batters one place?

1. Warner
2. Labuschagne
3. Smith
4. Head
5. Green

By then they'll have a thousand runs on the board, so why persist with all these other failed "specialist" openers?

[Gumboot]

The next session is crucial for England. If they don't bowl Australia out I reckon they're fucked.

[OomStruisbaai]

England were fucked when they lost the toss.

[OomStruisbaai]

Unless they have a Faf


https://lastwordonsports.com/cricket/20 ... laide/amp/

[Gumboot]

Warne talking shit as usual.

[Rinkals]

Burns is not Broad's favourite cricketer.

Gives him an earful for not cutting off the leg glance from Smith at leg gulley, and then he throws five overthrows.

[JM2K6]

England were fucked when they lost the toss.

England were fucked before they left for Australia.

[Thor Sedan]

Wicket for England.....but Neser and Starc were having the time of their lives out there.

[JM2K6]

Cracking T20 wicket, this.

473/9 declared. Another absolute pounding on the horizon.

[Paddington Bear]

Recurring theme of Root's captaincy is being completely clueless against the tail. Horrendous viewing.

[JM2K6]

Richardson has no leap at the crease at all, very odd.

[JM2K6]

Excellent work by Burns to last until the third over

[JM2K6]

Good Lord that's a bad shot, Hameed.

12/2 on a flat pitch. Woohoo!

[Big Nipper]

Jesus that was pathetic. Soft as you get to a rather innocuous delivery

[Rinkals]

Hope the Saffer gets his ton.

Malan? Me too

Maybe he meant Neser?

Good debut for him so far.

[Grandpa]

England were fucked when they lost the toss.

England were fucked before they left for Australia.

Is there a point where England get stripped of competing for the Ashes?

Replace them with India or something?

[JM2K6]

England were fucked when they lost the toss.

England were fucked before they left for Australia.

Is there a point where England get stripped of competing for the Ashes?

Replace them with India or something?

Aussies enjoy beating us far too much to let that happen.

[Grandpa]

England were fucked before they left for Australia.

Is there a point where England get stripped of competing for the Ashes?

Replace them with India or something?

Aussies enjoy beating us far too much to let that happen.

It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...

[JM2K6]

Is there a point where England get stripped of competing for the Ashes?

Replace them with India or something?

Aussies enjoy beating us far too much to let that happen.

It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...

Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!

[Grandpa]

Aussies enjoy beating us far too much to let that happen.

It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...

Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!

Well some here thought England might win the odd test... Aggers even thought it would be a drawn series....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59491001

[Biffer]

It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...

Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!

Well some here thought England might win the odd test... Aggers even thought it would be a drawn series....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59491001

I remember looking at that article and thinking I'd have what some of them were smoking. This was never going to be a close series.

[OomStruisbaai]

The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.

[JM2K6]

It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...

Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!

Well some here thought England might win the odd test... Aggers even thought it would be a drawn series....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59491001

Jesus. If ever you needed proof that the BBC's cricket coverage is hamstrung by having to be nice about England and the ECB...

[Grandpa]

Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!

Well some here thought England might win the odd test... Aggers even thought it would be a drawn series....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59491001

I remember looking at that article and thinking I'd have what some of them were smoking. This was never going to be a close series.

Guess if they all said 5-0 to Australia they'd be accused of negativity....

[Grandpa]

The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.

It is a shame that most couldn't travel.

[Happyhooker]

The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.

It is a shame that most couldn't travel.

Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on

[Slick]

The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.

It is a shame that most couldn't travel.

Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on

Or indeed spent an entire series in the Caribbean trying to avoid the dicks.

[SaintK]

The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.

It is a shame that most couldn't travel.

Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on

Especially when the moron with the trumpet is there

[OomStruisbaai]

It is a shame that most couldn't travel.

Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on

Especially when the moron with the trumpet is there

I will join them in the singing and drinking. Can only be fun.

[Happyhooker]

Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on

Especially when the moron with the trumpet is there

I will join them in the singing and drinking. Can only be fun.

I will drink excessively, sing on occasion, but those twats hardly watch the cricket....

Re drinking to excess, did I ever tell you guys the easiest way to get 3L of wine into a ground (that isn't Lord's)