A decent thread on this:JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:43 pmOh it's definitely a hypothetical and you know your politicians better than I do. But I do think that they've largely been keeping their heads down because a) the wind has been blowing in Boris' direction for some time and it's the current direction of the party whether they like or not, and b) because Boris and chums are extraordinarily vicious and vindictive.Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:41 pmI wish I could agree with you. There's still a few, but none of them seem to be near or want powerJM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:39 pm
I don't know how true that is. Boris and his cabinet are a pack of fucking lunatic extremists. I refuse to believe the entire party is like that. Of course I do have to bear in mind the 2019 intake seem pretty one-note and that Boris and chums have actively worked to kick out the moderates, but the party surely hasn't changed _that_ much...
Or we could just end up with something like the current Republican party, completely in thrall to a disastrous failure.
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They've removed a lot of that more moderate type of people from the party though. The Stewarts, Grieves, even Gauke. More moderate right wingers who were capable people, even though I fundamentally disagreed with their politics. There's been a lot of 'cleansing' of the purity of the party since Brexit and there aren't many of the non-lunatic extremists left.JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:39 pmI don't know how true that is. Boris and his cabinet are a pack of fucking lunatic extremists. I refuse to believe the entire party is like that. Of course I do have to bear in mind the 2019 intake seem pretty one-note and that Boris and chums have actively worked to kick out the moderates, but the party surely hasn't changed _that_ much...fishfoodie wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:31 pmWell unfortunately for the UK; cutting the current head off the Tory snake; isn't going to change the personality of the Snake, when it gets it's new head. Your stuck with 2 more years of this scum
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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The real problem isn't the current bunch, because they are fucking idiots who are unable to properly cover their tracks.
However, what they, like Trump in America, have shown is that someone populist can be elected on vague promises to get things done and make things better, and that the system of Government largely depends on everyone agreeing to abide by the unwritten rules and the honour system, but this has zero teeth when they don't.
Whilst Johnson and his Cabinet of None of The Talents have been exposed for the corrupt dogmatic nincompoops they are, the threat to the country's democracy will come in the form of an apparent nobody from nowhere in particular, wrapped in the flag, and with the intelligence to remove all accountability, internal and external, slowly but carefully. Then you suddenly wake up in a notional democracy, but one where all opposition has effectively been silenced. The king of this has been Putin. 20 years ago, who was he, really? The stopgap after Yeltsin went. Now, he's basically the Tsar.
However, what they, like Trump in America, have shown is that someone populist can be elected on vague promises to get things done and make things better, and that the system of Government largely depends on everyone agreeing to abide by the unwritten rules and the honour system, but this has zero teeth when they don't.
Whilst Johnson and his Cabinet of None of The Talents have been exposed for the corrupt dogmatic nincompoops they are, the threat to the country's democracy will come in the form of an apparent nobody from nowhere in particular, wrapped in the flag, and with the intelligence to remove all accountability, internal and external, slowly but carefully. Then you suddenly wake up in a notional democracy, but one where all opposition has effectively been silenced. The king of this has been Putin. 20 years ago, who was he, really? The stopgap after Yeltsin went. Now, he's basically the Tsar.
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There's a lot of MPs. How many have they removed?Biffer wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:10 pmThey've removed a lot of that more moderate type of people from the party though. The Stewarts, Grieves, even Gauke. More moderate right wingers who were capable people, even though I fundamentally disagreed with their politics. There's been a lot of 'cleansing' of the purity of the party since Brexit and there aren't many of the non-lunatic extremists left.JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:39 pmI don't know how true that is. Boris and his cabinet are a pack of fucking lunatic extremists. I refuse to believe the entire party is like that. Of course I do have to bear in mind the 2019 intake seem pretty one-note and that Boris and chums have actively worked to kick out the moderates, but the party surely hasn't changed _that_ much...fishfoodie wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:31 pm
Well unfortunately for the UK; cutting the current head off the Tory snake; isn't going to change the personality of the Snake, when it gets it's new head. Your stuck with 2 more years of this scum
If Bozo fires his PPS over this I predict another 5% off their polls rating and more grandee tory MPs saying “you stink, f off!”
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Well, there were 41 sitting MPs who were elected as Conservatives who didn't stand in 2019JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:20 pmThere's a lot of MPs. How many have they removed?Biffer wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:10 pmThey've removed a lot of that more moderate type of people from the party though. The Stewarts, Grieves, even Gauke. More moderate right wingers who were capable people, even though I fundamentally disagreed with their politics. There's been a lot of 'cleansing' of the purity of the party since Brexit and there aren't many of the non-lunatic extremists left.JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:39 pm
I don't know how true that is. Boris and his cabinet are a pack of fucking lunatic extremists. I refuse to believe the entire party is like that. Of course I do have to bear in mind the 2019 intake seem pretty one-note and that Boris and chums have actively worked to kick out the moderates, but the party surely hasn't changed _that_ much...
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And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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I think that ship already sailed.Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:18 pm Then you suddenly wake up in a notional democracy, but one where all opposition has effectively been silenced.
I don’t know, I’m sure the converse has always been the case - vote for this and you’ll get more funds. Not saying it’s moral and it’s more blatant now,JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:54 pmThreatening to withhold public funds for their constituencies must break some laws surely
Yeah, and just because it's always been that way doesn't mean we have to still put up with it - if that was the case we still be ruled by Kings and Churches.GogLais wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:54 pmI don’t know, I’m sure the converse has always been the case - vote for this and you’ll get more funds. Not saying it’s moral and it’s more blatant now,
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
Increasingly think that. Not old enough to remember but was it grimmer under Thatcher?Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:52 pmI think that ship already sailed.Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:18 pm Then you suddenly wake up in a notional democracy, but one where all opposition has effectively been silenced.
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Nowhere close. There were 'wets' even in her cabinet.petej wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:55 pmIncreasingly think that. Not old enough to remember but was it grimmer under Thatcher?Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:52 pmI think that ship already sailed.Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:18 pm Then you suddenly wake up in a notional democracy, but one where all opposition has effectively been silenced.
And, whatever you thought of her, if she said something she was telling the truth.
If so will love to see the Raab’s of this world who went far beyond and above in their support.
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Generally true**. She was of that generation where the attitude was "This is what I think. And tough if you don't like it." Before Mandelstein and Blair introduced politics of perception i.e. lie to everyone, as long as you get what you want done.Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:59 pmNowhere close. There were 'wets' even in her cabinet.
And, whatever you thought of her, if she said something she was telling the truth.
**The Falklands and secretly negotiating with the IRA being notable exceptions.
That's not the same thing. A lot of those people retired from politics because they're a million years old. Some left because of Brexit. But the number of people actually pushed out is fairly small, no?Biffer wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:41 pmWell, there were 41 sitting MPs who were elected as Conservatives who didn't stand in 2019JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:20 pmThere's a lot of MPs. How many have they removed?Biffer wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:10 pm
They've removed a lot of that more moderate type of people from the party though. The Stewarts, Grieves, even Gauke. More moderate right wingers who were capable people, even though I fundamentally disagreed with their politics. There's been a lot of 'cleansing' of the purity of the party since Brexit and there aren't many of the non-lunatic extremists left.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm completely happy to believe that the modern Tory party is a conglomerate of soulless screeching shitbags, culture war fanatics, hardline Brexiteers, Libertarian psychos, and rich poshos playing Lord of the Manor, but I'm not seeing evidence that the moderates were kicked out en masse.
Well obviously apart from over the Westland affair and over the number of Pits to close during the miners strike and the proposals to use the troops and also about the UK's traing of the Khmer Rouge and the support for Pol Pol. Not to mention the cover ups and lies over a number of extrajudicial murders.Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:59 pmNowhere close. There were 'wets' even in her cabinet.
And, whatever you thought of her, if she said something she was telling the truth.
Don't interrupt HH in the middle of his eulogy for his favourite politician...C69 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:15 pmWell obviously apart from over the Westland affair and over the number of Pits to close during the miners strike and the proposals to use the troops and also about the UK's traing of the Khmer Rouge and the support for Pol Pol. Not to mention the cover ups and lies over a number of extrajudicial murders.Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:59 pmNowhere close. There were 'wets' even in her cabinet.
And, whatever you thought of her, if she said something she was telling the truth.
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Fucking hell!!!!JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:17 pmDon't interrupt HH in the middle of his eulogy for his favourite politician...C69 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:15 pmWell obviously apart from over the Westland affair and over the number of Pits to close during the miners strike and the proposals to use the troops and also about the UK's traing of the Khmer Rouge and the support for Pol Pol. Not to mention the cover ups and lies over a number of extrajudicial murders.Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:59 pm
Nowhere close. There were 'wets' even in her cabinet.
And, whatever you thought of her, if she said something she was telling the truth.
I may have over simplified things there for brevity. Obviously she did lie, but she was a conviction politician.
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I think we can let you have that one.Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:19 pmFucking hell!!!!JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:17 pmDon't interrupt HH in the middle of his eulogy for his favourite politician...C69 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:15 pm
Well obviously apart from over the Westland affair and over the number of Pits to close during the miners strike and the proposals to use the troops and also about the UK's traing of the Khmer Rouge and the support for Pol Pol. Not to mention the cover ups and lies over a number of extrajudicial murders.
I may have over simplified things there for brevity. Obviously she did lie, but she was a conviction politician.
If only Boris was a convicted one...Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:19 pmFucking hell!!!!JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:17 pmDon't interrupt HH in the middle of his eulogy for his favourite politician...C69 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:15 pm
Well obviously apart from over the Westland affair and over the number of Pits to close during the miners strike and the proposals to use the troops and also about the UK's traing of the Khmer Rouge and the support for Pol Pol. Not to mention the cover ups and lies over a number of extrajudicial murders.
I may have over simplified things there for brevity. Obviously she did lie, but she was a conviction politician.
I also kept it brief tbh. I think over simplified is a tad generous to yourself tbh.Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:19 pmFucking hell!!!!JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:17 pmDon't interrupt HH in the middle of his eulogy for his favourite politician...C69 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:15 pm
Well obviously apart from over the Westland affair and over the number of Pits to close during the miners strike and the proposals to use the troops and also about the UK's traing of the Khmer Rouge and the support for Pol Pol. Not to mention the cover ups and lies over a number of extrajudicial murders.
I may have over simplified things there for brevity. Obviously she did lie, but she was a conviction politician.
Borisesque even.
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Et tu scouser??C69 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:37 pmI also kept it brief tbh. I think over simplified is a tad generous to yourself tbh.Happyhooker wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:19 pmFucking hell!!!!
I may have over simplified things there for brevity. Obviously she did lie, but she was a conviction politician.
Borisesque even.
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There were reports that 2019 intake were threatened with withdrawal of "levelling up" money over the Paterson vote.
Tried to shoot themselves in the head while aiming at their foot. Got away with it that time, sort of.
Tried to shoot themselves in the head while aiming at their foot. Got away with it that time, sort of.
I think eased out rather than kicked out. The party has been repositioned so that those that where in the mainstream twenty years ago are now considered to be on the fringes.JM2K6 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:12 pmThat's not the same thing. A lot of those people retired from politics because they're a million years old. Some left because of Brexit. But the number of people actually pushed out is fairly small, no?Biffer wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:41 pmWell, there were 41 sitting MPs who were elected as Conservatives who didn't stand in 2019
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Don't get me wrong, I'm completely happy to believe that the modern Tory party is a conglomerate of soulless screeching shitbags, culture war fanatics, hardline Brexiteers, Libertarian psychos, and rich poshos playing Lord of the Manor, but I'm not seeing evidence that the moderates were kicked out en masse.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
You just know that because Bozo has not committed to releasing full report he will not be resigning. Once again we find ourselves in the situation that a ruthless individual can do whatever he likes by lying to get there, lying when there and lying to stay there.
And next election the majority of the press will lie to get him back in there.
Not feeling very hopeful I’m afraid.
And next election the majority of the press will lie to get him back in there.
Not feeling very hopeful I’m afraid.
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There's plenty of people who'll swing to the centre under a popular moderate who have swung to the right under a popular right wing leader. Nothing new under the sun about it.
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Ouch - mafia style blackmail in vogue now! Threatening to take away funding for schools if MPs don't tow the line. This gets into criminal acts now!
Blonde Bumblecunt is toast.
Ouch - mafia style blackmail in vogue now! Threatening to take away funding for schools if MPs don't tow the line. This gets into criminal acts now!
Blonde Bumblecunt is toast.
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Isn't the threat of deselection, legally, more significant ?dpedin wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 3:24 pm https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60068612
Ouch - mafia style blackmail in vogue now! Threatening to take away funding for schools if MPs don't tow the line. This gets into criminal acts now!
Blonde Bumblecunt is toast.
If you lose your job; you lose your livelyhood; there's an definite financial impact, implicit in the threat.
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Hard to know where UK politics goes from here, all the main parties are irredeemably tainted now and much as I appreciate the Greens having a small place at the table in local and county level I wouldn't want them as a government. Nothing short of total dismantling and rebuilding of UK politics and repositioning of the political parties appears to be a remedy, but that could hurt a good deal in the short term. However since our global reputation is going ever further down the shitter ( fuck you very much, Brexit) maybe it's time to take some pain for long term gain.
Things must be getting so bad I bet a few of our inglorious leaders even hope for tensions over Ukraine to blow up simply as a weapon of mass distraction, now that they are keen to downplay COVID and play up their self-proclaimed "success" in getting it under control.
Things must be getting so bad I bet a few of our inglorious leaders even hope for tensions over Ukraine to blow up simply as a weapon of mass distraction, now that they are keen to downplay COVID and play up their self-proclaimed "success" in getting it under control.
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I'd argue this outcome is inevitable in a first past the post system. So, yes. A total rebuild is needed but won't happen. Guy Fawkes or a batch order of guillotines?tabascoboy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 3:46 pm Hard to know where UK politics goes from here, all the main parties are irredeemably tainted now and much as I appreciate the Greens having a small place at the table in local and county level I wouldn't want them as a government. Nothing short of total dismantling and rebuilding of UK politics and repositioning of the political parties appears to be a remedy, but that could hurt a good deal in the short term. However since our global reputation is going ever further down the shitter ( fuck you very much, Brexit) maybe it's time to take some pain for long term gain.
Things must be getting so bad I bet a few of our inglorious leaders even hope for tensions over Ukraine to blow up simply as a weapon of mass distraction, now that they are keen to downplay COVID and play their self-proclaimed "success" in getting it under control.
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Pretty much relies on a complete implosion from within, splintering the parties and idealistically marginalising the more extreme and conservative ( small 'c'!) elements into minority, powerless cabals to provoke a total re-assessment of the party system. I'm sure it won't happen though as there is far too much self-interest in keeping the status quo - in which case we're up shitcart creek with not only no paddles but no boats either.Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:03 pmI'd argue this outcome is inevitable in a first past the post system. So, yes. A total rebuild is needed but won't happen. Guy Fawkes or a batch order of guillotines?tabascoboy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 3:46 pm Hard to know where UK politics goes from here, all the main parties are irredeemably tainted now and much as I appreciate the Greens having a small place at the table in local and county level I wouldn't want them as a government. Nothing short of total dismantling and rebuilding of UK politics and repositioning of the political parties appears to be a remedy, but that could hurt a good deal in the short term. However since our global reputation is going ever further down the shitter ( fuck you very much, Brexit) maybe it's time to take some pain for long term gain.
Things must be getting so bad I bet a few of our inglorious leaders even hope for tensions over Ukraine to blow up simply as a weapon of mass distraction, now that they are keen to downplay COVID and play their self-proclaimed "success" in getting it under control.
1st thing is to get Johnson out. Probably a terrible thing to say but it is a damn shame COVID didn't get him or Trump.tabascoboy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:14 pmPretty much relies on a complete implosion from within, splintering the parties and idealistically marginalising the more extreme and conservative ( small 'c'!) elements into minority, powerless cabals to provoke a total re-assessment of the party system. I'm sure it won't happen though as there is far too much self-interest in keeping the status quo - in which case we're up shitcart creek with not only no paddles but no boats either.Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:03 pmI'd argue this outcome is inevitable in a first past the post system. So, yes. A total rebuild is needed but won't happen. Guy Fawkes or a batch order of guillotines?tabascoboy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 3:46 pm Hard to know where UK politics goes from here, all the main parties are irredeemably tainted now and much as I appreciate the Greens having a small place at the table in local and county level I wouldn't want them as a government. Nothing short of total dismantling and rebuilding of UK politics and repositioning of the political parties appears to be a remedy, but that could hurt a good deal in the short term. However since our global reputation is going ever further down the shitter ( fuck you very much, Brexit) maybe it's time to take some pain for long term gain.
Things must be getting so bad I bet a few of our inglorious leaders even hope for tensions over Ukraine to blow up simply as a weapon of mass distraction, now that they are keen to downplay COVID and play their self-proclaimed "success" in getting it under control.
There was a moment of hope after the last GE that we might see some sort of realignment of the moderate left/centre but sadly it came to nothing. Even some sort of electoral pact looks out of the question.tabascoboy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:14 pmPretty much relies on a complete implosion from within, splintering the parties and idealistically marginalising the more extreme and conservative ( small 'c'!) elements into minority, powerless cabals to provoke a total re-assessment of the party system. I'm sure it won't happen though as there is far too much self-interest in keeping the status quo - in which case we're up shitcmoderate art creek with not only no paddles but no boats either.Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:03 pmI'd argue this outcome is inevitable in a first past the post system. So, yes. A total rebuild is needed but won't happen. Guy Fawkes or a batch order of guillotines?tabascoboy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 3:46 pm Hard to know where UK politics goes from here, all the main parties are irredeemably tainted now and much as I appreciate the Greens having a small place at the table in local and county level I wouldn't want them as a government. Nothing short of total dismantling and rebuilding of UK politics and repositioning of the political parties appears to be a remedy, but that could hurt a good deal in the short term. However since our global reputation is going ever further down the shitter ( fuck you very much, Brexit) maybe it's time to take some pain for long term gain.
Things must be getting so bad I bet a few of our inglorious leaders even hope for tensions over Ukraine to blow up simply as a weapon of mass distraction, now that they are keen to downplay COVID and play their self-proclaimed "success" in getting it under control.
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Keep hoping that the stress of trying to keep up the various fictions where in his mind he is a great leader under attack from the small minded would force him to resign, but his ego is never going to permit that.
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In a quick answer to the Question; "What is the current State of the Tory Party ?"
I had a real; LOL moment; borderline piss-my-pants; reading David Davis being referred to as a; "Tory grandee". That is lowering the bar on grandee status to the level, that a microbe couldn't get under it. Grandees should have a good dozen major achievements, that even the most casual of Political observers could reel off.
His greatest achievement; is his services to Entertainment; by being the subject of the first ever parody; where the parody was more effective, than the actual Politician.
I had a real; LOL moment; borderline piss-my-pants; reading David Davis being referred to as a; "Tory grandee". That is lowering the bar on grandee status to the level, that a microbe couldn't get under it. Grandees should have a good dozen major achievements, that even the most casual of Political observers could reel off.
His greatest achievement; is his services to Entertainment; by being the subject of the first ever parody; where the parody was more effective, than the actual Politician.