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Grandpa wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:01 am
Kawazaki wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:46 am
Grandpa wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:45 am

Yeah, he's not one to muffle his own trumpet... he doesn't hate it in the UK. He just likes to build himself up.. make out that he has a big job to do and by golly you better all appreciate it...


Can you imagine if you're a Premiership DoR and you read that?

Jones is a fucking idiot, a total and utter wanker.
And they probably know that so likely aren't too bothered by it...

Probably. It's hardly a great start to a nice quid pro quo relationship though is it.
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Thoroughly enjoying my mental image of Toga's face when a well meaning relative gave him Eddie's book as a Christmas present because they know he likes rugby, and then him aggressively hate reading it.
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Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:43 am Thoroughly enjoying my mental image of Toga's face when a well meaning relative gave him Eddie's book as a Christmas present because they know he likes rugby, and then him aggressively hate reading it.


:lol:

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Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:43 am Thoroughly enjoying my mental image of Toga's face when a well meaning relative gave him Eddie's book as a Christmas present because they know he likes rugby, and then him aggressively hate reading it.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I remember Eddies Australia with guys like Gregan, Larkham, Latham, Mortlock, Smith ect. They where relentless, they'll come at you wave after wave, non stop. I remember one game against the Boks were they must have strung something like 30 phases together. They were a good hard team back then and they never seem to change much
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Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:43 am Thoroughly enjoying my mental image of Toga's face when a well meaning relative gave him Eddie's book as a Christmas present because they know he likes rugby, and then him aggressively hate reading it.
😂 I remember my sister getting me an England Rugby Annual for Christmas one year totally innocently.
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average joe wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:42 pm I remember Eddies Australia with guys like Gregan, Larkham, Latham, Mortlock, Smith ect. They where relentless, they'll come at you wave after wave, non stop. I remember one game against the Boks were they must have strung something like 30 phases together. They were a good hard team back then and they never seem to change much

Rod Macqueen.
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Kawazaki wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 1:13 pm
average joe wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:42 pm I remember Eddies Australia with guys like Gregan, Larkham, Latham, Mortlock, Smith ect. They where relentless, they'll come at you wave after wave, non stop. I remember one game against the Boks were they must have strung something like 30 phases together. They were a good hard team back then and they never seem to change much

Rod Macqueen.
Eddie carried it on from 2001. Though they got progressively worse the longer he was in the job.
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Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:43 am Thoroughly enjoying my mental image of Toga's face when a well meaning relative gave him Eddie's book as a Christmas present because they know he likes rugby, and then him aggressively hate reading it.
I got a framed print of Wayne Barnes yellow carding Luke McAllister in that quarter-final against France and took it 13,500 miles with me to present to Enzedder in a pub in Hamilton.

You really have to commit to the bit, you know?
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JM2K6 wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 2:42 pm
Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:43 am Thoroughly enjoying my mental image of Toga's face when a well meaning relative gave him Eddie's book as a Christmas present because they know he likes rugby, and then him aggressively hate reading it.
I got a framed print of Wayne Barnes yellow carding Luke McAllister in that quarter-final against France and took it 13,500 miles with me to present to Enzedder in a pub in Hamilton.

You really have to commit to the bit, you know?
My opinion of you just increased a thousand fold :lol: :lol: :lol:
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eldanielfire wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 6:04 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 2:42 pm
Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:43 am Thoroughly enjoying my mental image of Toga's face when a well meaning relative gave him Eddie's book as a Christmas present because they know he likes rugby, and then him aggressively hate reading it.
I got a framed print of Wayne Barnes yellow carding Luke McAllister in that quarter-final against France and took it 13,500 miles with me to present to Enzedder in a pub in Hamilton.

You really have to commit to the bit, you know?
My opinion of you just increased a thousand fold :lol: :lol: :lol:
Me too 👍
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JM2K6 wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 2:42 pm
Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:43 am Thoroughly enjoying my mental image of Toga's face when a well meaning relative gave him Eddie's book as a Christmas present because they know he likes rugby, and then him aggressively hate reading it.
I got a framed print of Wayne Barnes yellow carding Luke McAllister in that quarter-final against France and took it 13,500 miles with me to present to Enzedder in a pub in Hamilton.

You really have to commit to the bit, you know?
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This is a must read...

RUGBY UNION | MATTHEW SYED
Why Eddie Jones is turning into rugby’s Dominic Cummings
Matthew Syed

When England were near the end of their streak of 18 victories under their new head coach Eddie Jones, I attended a leadership conference at which the Australian was one of the headline speakers. I am not sure I have seen an audience quite as rapt, listening to a man who speaks with a disarmingly colloquial manner but is also capable of ranging across philosophy, leadership and life.
Across 30 or so minutes, he talked about how his years as a teacher had helped him to unlock the best in people. He talked about how a friend — a general manager of a luxury hotel — had helped him to grasp the importance of treating everyone with courtesy and respect. He talked about how people reach their own form of greatness when they are liberated from fear.
Jones also spoke about his own journey as a person: learning about fortitude and self-reliance as a mixed-race boy in predominantly white Australia; the stroke in 2013 that had helped him to find religion; how his time as a coach in Japan helped him to realise that an understanding of the history of a nation is crucial to shaping the mentality of a team.

Much of this is, I think, progressive and positive, and explains why his words made such an impact on the audience. This was a coach who wasn’t merely a keen student of rugby but also curious enough to ponder the broader context. Little wonder that many of the reviews of Jones in those early days held him up as representative of a new paradigm in sports leadership.
But the longer Jones has been at the helm, the more difficult it has been to square his rhetoric on the conference circuit with his actions as a coach. In a podcast appearance with Jake Humphrey and Damian Hughes last year, it almost felt like listening to a man living in a parallel universe to his team.
While talking about nurturing support staff, for example, Jones failed to note the unprecedented churn in everything from coaching to medical personnel since he took over. I have chatted to some of these people and they talked of Jones ripping into colleagues for seemingly no reason. Even those who admire Jones, not least for his detailed knowledge of the game and driven mentality, say the explosive gyrations in his mood destabilised the culture.
One might also note the contrast between Jones’s sentiments about understanding the history of nations where he coaches with his sentiments about some of those closest to him. “I always felt there was a slight hatred to the English,” one former staff member told this newspaper last year, “references to what we were like as a country. We’re this, we’re that.”

Then there is Jones’s rhetoric about taking personal responsibility for results while blaming those around him when things go wrong. Or consider his claim that as a teacher he realised the importance of empathy. This is the opposite of what insiders say of a man whose bulldozer approach is applied unsparingly to everyone: players and staff. As Danny Cipriani told me: “I have never worked with a coach who took less time to understand the players as human beings.”

Perhaps the most jarring thing of all is when Jones reaches for management-speak. He eulogises the importance of “critical candour” while shutting down dissent the moment there is something he doesn’t want to hear; he waxes lyrical about a “challenging environment” but is said to brook no challenge to himself; he talks of his mantra being “deep work” while treating his team like kids. As Dylan Hartley put it in his autobiography: “I went through a phase of dreading going away and I know other England players felt similarly . . . we were bonded by the ripples in Eddie’s character and constrained by the ludicrous convention that athletes, like Victorian children, should be seen and not heard.”
In short, Jones is a coach whose words and deeds seem to inhabit completely different hemispheres. In this sense, he reminds me a little of Dominic Cummings, who has written beautiful blog posts about the rule of law and co-operation but whose every action seems designed to obliterate co-operation and tear down established norms. It is as if Cummings’s musings on politics never make an impact on that furnace of insecurity and raw ambition we call character.
The former England captain Hartley said that he and other players “dreaded going away” with Jones and that they were bonded by his capricious behaviour

And isn’t this why, in the case of Jones, his career is such a rollercoaster, with occasional highs juxtaposed with crushing lows? When the stars align and he is able to bend everything to his will there is the fleeting appearance of excellence. One thinks, in particular, of the 2019 World Cup semi-final victory over New Zealand. He has also delivered a grand slam in 2016 and two other Six Nations titles, in 2017 and 2020. In between, though, it seems that morale is invariably broken on the rock of his ego, with the collateral damage expressed in woeful results. Fifth-placed finishes in the Six Nations in 2018 and 2021 represent scant return on the immense resources lavished upon Jones by the RFU.
And I suspect that however long Jones remains as England coach, this pattern will remain locked in place: a pattern of a squad and staff that always start out with high hopes but who become ever more exhausted by demands that seem less about winning and more about Jones’s insecurities. With some coaches, even amid the turbulence of international sport, you see the hallmarks of a journey, even if the team ultimately fail to reach the final destination. With Jones, though, it feels less like a journey and more like a psychodrama. He is one of those rare people where the grander his language, the smaller he seems.

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Vok know you are worse then the Cockroach supporters.
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You know things are bad when even Matthew Syed can see through the bullshit and makes an article that's well argued, straight to the point, and refreshingly free of the usual pretension.

Awww Eddie maaaate, even the ping pong players have got you pegged...
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Can England chuck him at this stage in the world cup cycle? Time to dump him was end last season.
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Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:59 am Can England chuck him at this stage in the world cup cycle? Time to dump him was end last season.
He'd have to have a shocker of a 6N (a one win job, or a couple of huge humiliating defeats etc) for them to stick their hands in their pockets and ditch him now.
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We can't afford to buy him out of his contract
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Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:59 am Can England chuck him at this stage in the world cup cycle? Time to dump him was end last season.


Nope, he's got himself a sweet contract. And besides, he has got the RFU C-Suite wrapped around his finger. Remember the 'inquest' after the debacle in last year's 6Ns? Jones's performance wasn't even part of the analysis. There's literally nobody managing him.
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Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:59 am Can England chuck him at this stage in the world cup cycle? Time to dump him was end last season.
If money were no object, doing it immediately post 6N would still leave enough time for a new coach to bed in.
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Happyhooker wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:15 am We can't afford to buy him out of his contract
I'm sure the cunts could find another few £M out of the Community Club funding...............if there's any left!!!
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JM2K6 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:45 am
Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:59 am Can England chuck him at this stage in the world cup cycle? Time to dump him was end last season.
If money were no object, doing it immediately post 6N would still leave enough time for a new coach to bed in.
Would also be tough to get a suitable replacement. Anybody good enough is likely to already be tied down and it'll cost more moohlah to buy them out of their contracts.
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Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:00 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:45 am
Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:59 am Can England chuck him at this stage in the world cup cycle? Time to dump him was end last season.
If money were no object, doing it immediately post 6N would still leave enough time for a new coach to bed in.
Would also be tough to get a suitable replacement. Anybody good enough is likely to already be tied down and it'll cost more moohlah to buy them out of their contracts.
Would Scott Robertson be too expensive?
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 2:47 pm
Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:00 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:45 am

If money were no object, doing it immediately post 6N would still leave enough time for a new coach to bed in.
Would also be tough to get a suitable replacement. Anybody good enough is likely to already be tied down and it'll cost more moohlah to buy them out of their contracts.
Would Scott Robertson be too expensive?
To buy out of his existing contract on top of paying of Eddie's? Possibly. It might force the RFU blazers to eat into their expenses budget.
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 2:47 pm
Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:00 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:45 am

If money were no object, doing it immediately post 6N would still leave enough time for a new coach to bed in.
Would also be tough to get a suitable replacement. Anybody good enough is likely to already be tied down and it'll cost more moohlah to buy them out of their contracts.
Would Scott Robertson be too expensive?
Pipe down you treacherous bastard !!
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Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:59 am Can England chuck him at this stage in the world cup cycle? Time to dump him was end last season.
Don't give them any ideas FFS
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Ymx wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 3:40 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 2:47 pm
Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:00 pm

Would also be tough to get a suitable replacement. Anybody good enough is likely to already be tied down and it'll cost more moohlah to buy them out of their contracts.
Would Scott Robertson be too expensive?
Pipe down you treacherous bastard !!
Well they're not going to go after Foster are they... :lol:

It would serve the NZRU right if Razor was lost to another country... much as I would love him to take over the All Blacks immediately...
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 2:47 pm
Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:00 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 11:45 am

If money were no object, doing it immediately post 6N would still leave enough time for a new coach to bed in.
Would also be tough to get a suitable replacement. Anybody good enough is likely to already be tied down and it'll cost more moohlah to buy them out of their contracts.
Would Scott Robertson be too expensive?
I'm sure Scott Johnson could be tempted
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 3:49 pm
Ymx wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 3:40 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 2:47 pm

Would Scott Robertson be too expensive?
Pipe down you treacherous bastard !!
Well they're not going to go after Foster are they... :lol:

It would serve the NZRU right if Razor was lost to another country... much as I would love him to take over the All Blacks immediately...
Well it sounds like they are about to finalise selling their own soul to Silver Lake. So perhaps you’re right. Need a new country to support.
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Slick wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 3:50 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 2:47 pm
Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:00 pm

Would also be tough to get a suitable replacement. Anybody good enough is likely to already be tied down and it'll cost more moohlah to buy them out of their contracts.
Would Scott Robertson be too expensive?
I'm sure Scott Johnson could be tempted
Will you please just fuck off with that :shock:
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Slick wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 3:48 pm
Uncle fester wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 10:59 am Can England chuck him at this stage in the world cup cycle? Time to dump him was end last season.
Don't give them any ideas FFS
I've always believed in not asking questions that you don't already know the answer to.
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Eddie Jones two wins away from 6 Nations title.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2022 10:25 am Eddie Jones two wins away from 6 Nations title.
And two losses away from finishing no higher than 3rd. Another 5th place isn't beyond the realm of possibility.
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England will knock the Irish over. Not sure about France.
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I'm not confident about either, but Ireland's the more likely one to be a victory. Taking this France team on in Paris is a daunting task.
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Is this the end of Eddie?
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Nope. More's the pity. But if we get smashed next week it might happen.
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Eddie Jones blaming the younger players for the loss.

How about looking in the sodding mirror for the cause, eh Jones?

There was a Lancaster-esque “sub your way to defeat” about the last 20.
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Dinsdale Piranha wrote: Sat Mar 12, 2022 10:55 pm Eddie Jones blaming the younger players for the loss.

How about looking in the sodding mirror for the cause, eh Jones?

There was a Lancaster-esque “sub your way to defeat” about the last 20.
Just seen that. It's an argument that makes no sense, claiming that inexperience in game management cost us at the end when he brought on 115 cap Youngs, 79 cap Launchbury and 70 odd cap Daly specifically to see out the game.

It looked far more like the younger players were doing fine and Jones' preprogrammed subs fucked the game.
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Let's not be too hasty. Perhaps he's blaming 26 year old Charlie Ewels. Burn him.
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