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Kyle Verreynne soaks up 15 balls for his 9 runs.

Bavuma to the crease.

Malan gives away his wicket. 69 for 3.
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Rassie and Bavuma to the rescue.
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69/3 good start being undone now.
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70/3 Janneman gone. Rassie to the rescue
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71/4 imploding.
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Umpire's call on the varnish of leg stump does for Bavuma.

Miller joins van der Dussen. 71 for 4
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Only 2 of 11 balls for Bavuma, burning too many deliveries.
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Ideal platform for Miller.
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84/5 :crazy:
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van der Dussen goes for 4.

Miller the last batsman left.

Pretorius is the first of the tail enders.

That's the problem with going in with only 6 batsmen.
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Miller the only recognised batsman left, oh dear.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 23, 2022 12:20 pm Ideal platform for Miller.
Always the optimist Oom! :lol:
Hope Miller sticks around for a while.
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132/8 :Bulldog:
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handyman wrote: Wed Mar 23, 2022 12:31 pm Miller the only recognised batsman left, oh dear.
I knew you'd enjoy him failing.
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Shamzi sends Maharaj back to run him out.
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154 :thumbdown:
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81/0 after 15 :clap:
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Why did Cricket South Africa Cricket ask Russel Domingo to apply for his job after white wash the Aussies?

If this don't prove his worth nothing will.
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fucking thumped. Well done to the Bangers. thoroughly deserved.
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So, NZ schedule a game in Napier and lo & behold, an orange weather warning for Hawkes Bay. They should contract to the farmers in the Bay to have adrought breaker there every year.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 23, 2022 3:46 pm Why did Cricket South Africa Cricket ask Russel Domingo to apply for his job after white wash the Aussies?

If this don't prove his worth nothing will.
Always thought you are a Boucher man.
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handyman wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:32 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 23, 2022 3:46 pm Why did Cricket South Africa Cricket ask Russel Domingo to apply for his job after white wash the Aussies?

If this don't prove his worth nothing will.
Always thought you are a Boucher man.
WTF have Boucher to do with Domingo?
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 9:36 am
handyman wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:32 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 23, 2022 3:46 pm Why did Cricket South Africa Cricket ask Russel Domingo to apply for his job after white wash the Aussies?

If this don't prove his worth nothing will.
Always thought you are a Boucher man.
WTF have Boucher to do with Domingo?
Only one can be the coach.
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handyman wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 9:44 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 9:36 am
handyman wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:32 am

Always thought you are a Boucher man.
WTF have Boucher to do with Domingo?
Only one can be the coach.
Well that's not my thinking, Domingo should still have coach South Africa.
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Yoh....hang your heads I'm shame Proteas. Is this a deliberate attempt to get rid of Boucher.

What must the kids think watching this rabble
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And here I was thinking the Windies made a mistake putting England in to bat.

53/6

3 wickets in 3 overs - only Lee's manage to get into double figures.

Alex Lees c †Da Silva b Roach 31
Zak Crawley c Brathwaite b Mayers 7
Joe Root (c) c †Da Silva b Mayers 0
Dan Lawrence lbw b Seales 8
Ben Stokes c & b Joseph 2
Jonny Bairstow c †Da Silva b Joseph 0
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And special mention to Kyle Mayers - 5 overs - 5 maidens and 2 wickets........
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Looking a bit better now
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123/9 thought it was the first t20 at first glance :sad:
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Insane_Homer wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 7:24 pm 123/9 thought it was the first t20 at first glance :sad:
Take another look. Windies usual lack of discipline.
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I recall Leach doing this once before - cannot remember the game though
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England get through 80 overs.
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Enzedder wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:39 pm I recall Leach doing this once before - cannot remember the game though
Ireland test at Lord's, wasn't it? Spared our blushes.
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Mahoney wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:50 pm
Enzedder wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:39 pm I recall Leach doing this once before - cannot remember the game though
Ireland test at Lord's, wasn't it? Spared our blushes.
Scored 90odd opening that innings. Maybe should have kept him there 😀
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Meanwhile, Pakistani umpires and David Warner appear not to be a good mix
The third Test came to a stop on day four in Lahore after David Warner engaged in a heated discussion with umpires over running on the wicket.

Midway through the first session, Warner received a warning from the umpires about encroaching the protected area.

The opener was baffled by the warning, and play stopped for an extended period while he pleaded his case.

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Warner stressed that he was entitled to bat out of his crease and play his shots before running to the side.

The umpires weren’t having it, however, deeming that he was in the danger zone.

“You want me to play my shot like this...” Warner was heard saying on stump mic as he gestured towards the side of the wicket.

Umpire Ahsan Raza replied: “Yes, you have to move.”

“Show me in the rule book where that’s what I’ve got to do. I won’t start until you show me,” Warner was then heard saying.
https://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/au ... M56SCDUjv4
Mixed views from the commentators - I noted in the women's world cup that a Sri Lankan umpire stopped the Kiwi umpires from batting outside of the crease as well.

EDIT: It's in the rules 41.15. You can move into the area to play a shot but you cannot take your stance there
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Warner is a doos.
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England falling apart.
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This reset was fun eh
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102/8.
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Torquemada 1420 wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:37 pm
Insane_Homer wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 7:24 pm 123/9 thought it was the first t20 at first glance :sad:
Take another look. Windies usual lack of discipline.
Take another look :shock:
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