The Official Irish Rugby Thread

[Green light echo]

The pigdog thread is more than double this one

Shameful

So like the bog Irish. Bemoaning the fact someone else is talking more utter shite than them.
What an infantile impulse.

Perhaps less talk and more do. Then maybe just maybe you little blowhards may finally be rewarded with your little nations greatest sporting achievement.

The actual semi final of a RWC.

Notice I used the word actual. That means the actual real semi final. Not the fantasy scenario you little people spent 10000 pages in the other place wanking each other over. And for what. Just another QF debacle. And this is after a decade of poaching Brain, brawn and skill from the South.

Ireland magnificent one day(in their own little minds) splattered and sent back to the bog again the next(in reality).

Ireland

So much effort, so little substance. We have ourselves an antipodean.

We have little substance

Last time I checked we have won 5 RWC. How many have you won? Made it out of a QF yet?

And this coming from someone who still has a foreign enemy camped on your Island. Real men hey?

And you talk of substance

As I said.

DELUDED

[irishrugbyua]

JACK WILLIS rejected a move to Ulster this summer because he wants to force his way into Eddie Jones’ England squad this autumn.

Willis, and his younger brother Tom, who also plays for Wasps, are both Irish qualified, but turnover king Jack is very much on Jones’ radar.

The 23-year-old flanker, who signed a new deal with Wasps earlier this year, was the subject of an enquiry by Ulster but turned it down flat.

Willis, who was selected to tour South Africa two years ago only to pick up a knee ligament injury, faces stiff competition from Sale’s Tom Curry and Bath’s Sam Underhill.

And it was because of Curry and Underhill blocking Willis’ path to England that Ulster, buoyed by the success they had in tempting Will Addison to leave Sale Sharks, thought they would chance their arm.

[HighKingLeinster]

JACK WILLIS rejected a move to Ulster this summer because he wants to force his way into Eddie Jones’ England squad this autumn.

Willis, and his younger brother Tom, who also plays for Wasps, are both Irish qualified, but turnover king Jack is very much on Jones’ radar.

The 23-year-old flanker, who signed a new deal with Wasps earlier this year, was the subject of an enquiry by Ulster but turned it down flat.

Willis, who was selected to tour South Africa two years ago only to pick up a knee ligament injury, faces stiff competition from Sale’s Tom Curry and Bath’s Sam Underhill.

And it was because of Curry and Underhill blocking Willis’ path to England that Ulster, buoyed by the success they had in tempting Will Addison to leave Sale Sharks, thought they would chance their arm.

This should be remembered if it ever comes up again in the future and he still hasnt been capped for England-he shouldnt be given another shot as he clearly doesnt want to play for us (which is fair enough)

[irishrugbyua]

Murray K

Larkham says there are no short-term plans to sign second row cover after the injuries to Snyman and Jean Kleyn.

Mentions academy pair Thomas Ahern, "who is showing a lot of promise," and Paddy Kelly as two players they would be comfortable using in the senior team.

Same story at out-half, Larkham indicates Munster are confident about using their academy trio - Ben Healy, Jake Flannery, Jack Crowley - at senior level with Joey Carbery sidelined indefinitely.

[Jim Lahey]

Jack Willis is a very good player. Must win 3 or 4 turnovers a game and is a good ball carrier.

At least we have a bit of ambition of we are talking to the likes of him. Shame we can’t develop our own though.

[Holy Moly]

Murray K

Larkham says there are no short-term plans to sign second row cover after the injuries to Snyman and Jean Kleyn.

Mentions academy pair Thomas Ahern, "who is showing a lot of promise," and Paddy Kelly as two players they would be comfortable using in the senior team.

Same story at out-half, Larkham indicates Munster are confident about using their academy trio - Ben Healy, Jake Flannery, Jack Crowley - at senior level with Joey Carbery sidelined indefinitely.

Forced into a corner to do the right thing. If they're good enough get them out there. Would've been poor form if they went to the market to look for cover.

[PornDog]

Murray K

Larkham says there are no short-term plans to sign second row cover after the injuries to Snyman and Jean Kleyn.

Mentions academy pair Thomas Ahern, "who is showing a lot of promise," and Paddy Kelly as two players they would be comfortable using in the senior team.

Same story at out-half, Larkham indicates Munster are confident about using their academy trio - Ben Healy, Jake Flannery, Jack Crowley - at senior level with Joey Carbery sidelined indefinitely.

Forced into a corner to do the right thing. If they're good enough get them out there. Would've been poor form if they went to the market to look for cover.

Yeah, but also no. Yes Munster are fucking appalling at blooding new talent and them being forced to do so through injury is about the only way it seems it will happen, but having 3 senior locks out injured is a hell of a hit to overcome with fresh blood. Hopefully Beirne will be back soon and Kleyn wont be out for too long and will be fit enough once the weather turns bad.

[HighKingLeinster]

No doubt Leinster will be forced to give Munster Baird to cover for their self-inflicted problems as per usual

[dob]

Speaking of Lions-certainties from Ulster, I thought O’Sullivan and O’Toole looked sharper than the men they replaced on Sunday. O’Toole looked like he had bulked up in a good way.

to be fair it wouldn't have been hard to look sharper than Marty Moore on Sunday

perhaps Ulster are cunningly trying to woo the Star Wars fanbase to supplement their own by playing Jabba the hut at tighthead. Its a bold strategy

Marty's true Star Wars Avatar is Jek Porkins.

[HighKingLeinster]

to be fair it wouldn't have been hard to look sharper than Marty Moore on Sunday

perhaps Ulster are cunningly trying to woo the Star Wars fanbase to supplement their own by playing Jabba the hut at tighthead. Its a bold strategy

Marty's true Star Wars Avatar is Jek Porkins.

i can see that. though perhaps the Death Star is more appropriate given they both have the same mass

[lorcanoworms]

Clancy doing Leinster again the weekend

[Camroc2]

"Doing" being the appropriate word.

[irishrugbyua]

Ulster Rugby is assisting a group of Academy players after a number of COVID-19 cases were identified within the Academy squad.

[HighKingLeinster]

Ulster Rugby is assisting a group of Academy players after a number of COVID-19 cases were identified within the Academy squad.

house parties strike again. Hope they can quickly test the senior squad prior to Saturday

[CM11]

Ulster Rugby is assisting a group of Academy players after a number of COVID-19 cases were identified within the Academy squad.

house parties strike again. Hope they can quickly test the senior squad prior to Saturday

If the positive cases have been in contact with the senior squad then that's that. Negative test won't give you an all clear yet.

[HighKingLeinster]

All training now cancelled for Ulster. Match is definitely going to be cancelled i reckon. Rugby is back one fucking week and the nordies have already wrecked it

[EnergiseR]

Just heard. Fücking monkey ridin Nordies

[Camroc2]

If Ulster can't fulfill the fixture, give us the walkover already.

[Jim Lahey]

4 or 5 posts of young Ulster rugby players and house parties, and not one mention of Whatsapp or spitroasting?

For shame ladies.

At least this upcoming Leinster walkover victory can have an asterisk beside it.

[Nols]

The pigdog thread is more than double this one

Shameful

There's been no rugby since this was set up. The one weekend we had was discussed on PR before it went tits up again.

[Green light echo]

Just heard. Fücking monkey ridin Nordies

Couldn't organise a root in a brothel.

Is it any wonder you can't get out of a RWC QF.

Shitshow Ireland

[Green light echo]

Just heard. Fücking monkey ridin Nordies

Couldn't organise a root in a brothel.

Is it any wonder you can't get out of a RWC QF.

Shitshow Ireland

[EnergiseR]

Just heard. Fücking monkey ridin Nordies

Couldn't organise a root in a brothel.

Is it any wonder you can't get out of a RWC QF.

Shitshow Ireland

You are as funny as itchy balls

[Green light echo]

Just heard. Fücking monkey ridin Nordies

Couldn't organise a root in a brothel.

Is it any wonder you can't get out of a RWC QF.

Shitshow Ireland

You are as funny as itchy balls

Just assisting you people with the truth. You are plainly unable to arrive at it left to your own devices.

The delusion is palpable

[EnergiseR]

[Leinsterman]

Smells like Leading Edge/Bayern

[CM11]

How much post padding do you think we can get out of this guy? Doing our job for us, not to be sniffed at.

[PornDog]

Isn't trolling national threads a banable offence?

Anyway, new Munster shirt is putrid -

Spoiler

Show

[Hellraiser]

Smells like Leading Edge/Bayern

It's the Australian moron.

[Green light echo]

Smells like Leading Edge/Bayern

It's the Australian moron.

We are the morons

You can't get out of one RWC QF.

You can't been even start a season of rugby for more than a week without shitting in your own bed. This after restarting woefully later then the two ANZAC nations.

And you still have an enemy entrenched in the northern part of Ireland you all claim to love so much and yet most of you cannot wait to leave.

And we are the morons

[CM11]

Think he's just talking about you, not Australians in general there. And your posts continue to strengthen that opinion.

Keep up the post padding though, cheers.

[Green light echo]

Think he's just talking about you, not Australians in general there. And your posts continue to strengthen that opinion.

Keep up the post padding though, cheers.

Righto, will do

[PornDog]

It reminds of my my time backpacking in Australia - when so many of them upon first meeting an Irish person would quote the tired "Turty Tree and a Turd" or just shout "Potatoes!" to me with this huge simple minded grin on their face, obviously proud of their imaginative wit as if they were the first person ever to think of saying this to an Irishman. The pause they would inevitably leave after uttering it as well, all the while maintaining their stupid shit eating grin, as if they were expecting all and sundry to break out in back slapping applause at their genius.

God but Aussies are fucking idiots!

[iarmhí]

It's only spazza

[Jim Lahey]

Smells like Leading Edge/Bayern

It's the Australian moron.

We are the morons

You can't get out of one RWC QF.

You can't been even start a season of rugby for more than a week without shitting in your own bed. This after restarting woefully later then the two ANZAC nations.

And you still have an enemy entrenched in the northern part of Ireland you all claim to love so much and yet most of you cannot wait to leave.

And we are the morons

I’m struggling to see how we’d be offended by any of that. Shit performances at RWCs and a few lads getting covid? You really need to up your game
mate.

May I suggest writing some pro SF posts/supporting the Orange Order/bashing the EU/supporting Munster?

[Green light echo]

It's the Australian moron.

We are the morons

You can't get out of one RWC QF.

You can't been even start a season of rugby for more than a week without shitting in your own bed. This after restarting woefully later then the two ANZAC nations.

And you still have an enemy entrenched in the northern part of Ireland you all claim to love so much and yet most of you cannot wait to leave.

And we are the morons

I’m struggling to see how we’d be offended by any of that. Shit performances at RWCs and a few lads getting covid? You really need to up your game
mate.

May I suggest writing some pro SF posts/supporting the Orange Order/bashing the EU/supporting Munster?

Of course you are not offended by any of that.

Your record in the RWC and the fact Northern Ireland still exists prove that.

You have no pride.

It is very evident.

[NorthWestRugby]

We are the morons

You can't get out of one RWC QF.

You can't been even start a season of rugby for more than a week without shitting in your own bed. This after restarting woefully later then the two ANZAC nations.

And you still have an enemy entrenched in the northern part of Ireland you all claim to love so much and yet most of you cannot wait to leave.

And we are the morons

I’m struggling to see how we’d be offended by any of that. Shit performances at RWCs and a few lads getting covid? You really need to up your game
mate.

May I suggest writing some pro SF posts/supporting the Orange Order/bashing the EU/supporting Munster?

Of course you are not offended by any of that.

Your record in the RWC and the fact Northern Ireland still exists prove that.

You have no pride.

It is very evident.

Should someone point out that Northern Ireland and Australia have the same Head of State?

Na...

[HighKingLeinster]

Leinster-lite vs Leinster confirmed as going ahead

[bogbunny]

Just heard. Fücking monkey ridin Nordies

TBF we thought it was yer ma.

[EnergiseR]

Leinster came back clear of the pox which is no surprise what with their bodies being beautiful temples rather than the evangelical bars on windows shit holes the Ulster lads have