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ASMO
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From PR rules, what did he do/not do to earn such vitriol?
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Cage movie shyteness is directly proportional to how dodgy his haircut is.
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sefton
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I wouldn’t call what he does as acting, he gurns for 90 minutes.
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sefton wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:56 pm I wouldn’t call what he does as acting, he gurns for 90 minutes.
Are you getting him mixed up with Peter O'Mahony by any chance?
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HighKingLeinster
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Well this thread should attract Earl pretty quickly
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Leinsterman wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:59 pm
sefton wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:56 pm I wouldn’t call what he does as acting, he gurns for 90 minutes.
Are you getting him mixed up with Peter O'Mahony by any chance?
SOB is on a different level of whinging than POM tbf.

SIR

SIR

SIR

POM is too busy running elite support lines and not tackling to bother the ref.
Ian Madigan for Ireland.
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Jim Lahey wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:02 pm
Leinsterman wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:59 pm
sefton wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:56 pm I wouldn’t call what he does as acting, he gurns for 90 minutes.
Are you getting him mixed up with Peter O'Mahony by any chance?
SOB is on a different level of whinging than POM tbf.

SIR

SIR

SIR

POM is too busy running elite support lines and not tackling to bother the ref.
dont forget dropping people in the lineout
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6 posts in and the thread has a ready been "swarmed" is this a new record? :?:
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ASMO wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:11 pm 6 posts in and the thread has a ready been "swarmed" is this a new record? :?:
pff, not even close
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I want to point out how great he was in Leaving Las Vegas and Raising Arizona, but it feels like a trap...
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Con Air is the pinnacle of cinematic excellence


"put the bunny back in the box"
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The Rock and Con air are two reasons he deserves a break for everything else.
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I blame Andy Sandberg for creating the whole ironic Nick Cage worship.
As well as a thousand million Facebook Die Hard fans in their 20's
Why can't people just be original like me?
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frodder wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:50 pmGhost Rider
Ghost Rider was vaguely watchable. Ghost Rider 2, jaysus wept.
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con air wasn't bad either, the rock was moreso salvaged by connery
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Bimbowomxn wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:20 pm The Rock and Con air are two reasons he deserves a break for everything else.
Counterbalanced by The Wicker Man.
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Cage was majestic in Kick Ass.
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HighKingLeinster wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:16 pm Con Air is the pinnacle of cinematic excellence


"put the bunny back in the box"
👍

Closely followed by The Rock.
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A lot of his earliest stuff was quality. Birdy and Raising Arizona for example.
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Nols wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 6:55 pm
HighKingLeinster wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:16 pm Con Air is the pinnacle of cinematic excellence


"put the bunny back in the box"
👍

Closely followed by The Rock.
"Try? Looshersh try. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen."
"Carla was the prom queen!"
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"Stop him Goodspeed"
"He's got a gun sir"
"And what do you have a fucking water pistol"
"No SIR!"


"Now he has all the guns"
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oh...I am here to defend the man...

80s Work

Valley Girl, Peggy Sue Got Married, Raising Arizona, Moonstruck

90s

Honeymoon in Vegas, Guarding Tess (not my flavor, but folks like it), Leaving Las Vegas, Con Air, The Rock, Faceoff (come on enjoy the greatness/terribleness),

2000s

Adaptation, National Treasure (people love this stuff), The Weather Man, Knowing (thought it was worth the watch), Bad Lieutenant

2010s

Joe (great movie), good in Snowden, Kick-Ass

Sure, he has lots of stinkers....but there are so many worse folks than him..I mean Raising AZ alone would always make me a fan...and really really great performance in Adaptation where he should have won an Oscar
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If you can't enjoy him in Vampire's Kiss then I don't think you should watch films.
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Raising Arizona is a fantastic film, but not because Cage is in it. Holly Hunter owned that movie!
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He's not that bad in 8mm. I like that film (as did Roger Ebert).
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I was told that Cage takes on any script he gets and that's why he has so many stinkers. There's certainly a few movies of his that I enjoyed over the years but I wont say I'm a fanboy though.
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HighKingLeinster wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:13 pm
ASMO wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:11 pm 6 posts in and the thread has a ready been "swarmed" is this a new record? :?:
pff, not even close
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Raising Arizona, Leaving Las Vegas, Matchstick men and Lord of War :thumbup:

Then there's a decent handful of entertaining ones where he's not unbearable :think:

and then there's a ton of shit, hard to pick a winner but Face/Off is up there with Armageddon on my uber crap list.
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Raising Arizona's a fun movie.
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Red Rock West
Bad Lieutenant
Wild at Heart

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Ali Cadoo wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:15 pm I want to point out how great he was in Leaving Las Vegas and Raising Arizona, but it feels like a trap...
yup, and Peggy Sue Got Married - Lord of War was decent too if I remember
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forgot matchstick men ; good one too
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Do you like Nic Cage movies?
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ASMO wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:02 pm From PR rules, what did he do/not do to earn such vitriol?
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Reported. In fact I'm reporting all of you.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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ticketlessinseattle wrote: ↑Thu Aug 27, 2020 7:57 am forgot matchstick men ; good one too
Yes, great film. Ridley Scott I think. And featuring Sam Rockwell, another one of my favorite actors.

edit: just looked it up, directed by Ridley Scott and music by Hans Zimmer! Quality throughout.
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The only thing worthwhile about Cage now is he's willing to appear in some interesting horror flicks. Colour Out Of Space was grand. Mandy was an overrated turd, but it was trying to do something a bit different at least. Mom and Dad was fun if a little silly in places.
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The real tragedy of Nic Cage's career is that we never got to see this on the big screen:

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C69 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:25 pm Cage was majestic in Kick Ass.
Not sure if you are being serious but I really liked that movie... :thumbup:
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The sun god wrote: ↑Thu Aug 27, 2020 11:58 am
C69 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:25 pm Cage was majestic in Kick Ass.
Not sure if you are being serious but I really liked that movie... :thumbup:
Nobody talks bad of Big Daddy...

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sturginho wrote: ↑Thu Aug 27, 2020 9:58 am The real tragedy of Nic Cage's career is that we never got to see this on the big screen:

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Holy. Shitballs. Batman! :lol:
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