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OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:04 am The Aussie cricketers are still arrogant cheating pricks.
Evergreen.

Ball moving around a bit this morning
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Poor umpiring there -- there was a big inside edge.
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Zimbabwe all out for 165. Got to expect Sri Lanka to knock that off.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Here comes that miracle.
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FFS, was just about to say how easy the first hour had been for Eng...
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Reckon that’s the end of that. England needed Duckett and Stokes to stay there until mid afternoon at least.
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Insane_Homer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:14 am FFS, was just about to say how easy the first hour had been for Eng...
Yep, stupid shot.
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Not ideal - but Stokes set, Bairstow must benefit from having Stokes at the other end. Aussie still 2 wickets away (one having to be Stokes) from feeling comfortable.
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Too much pressure on England. They’ll fold.
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FFS Bairstow you fucking plum!!!
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Oh no, rules.
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Sandstorm wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:45 am FFS Bairstow you fucking plum!!!
What a mess. :oops:
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What age do cricketers get taught not to do that?
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Bairstow is a fucking idiot, pt 732 in an ongoing series
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Kiwias wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:47 am What age do cricketers get taught not to do that?
Primary school - about the same time you're warned to never turn your back on the ball.
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Bairstow is in the wrong in terms of being an idiot.
Zero cricketing intent from Carey - just dishonest cricket. Same old aussies etc etc
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Will Sky have Marais and the MCC rules guy on again at lunch to explain how stumpings work?
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Bairstow :bimbo:
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Glad I stayed up for this. :lol:
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FFS , postpone lunch. This is awesome.
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Stokes in full T20 mode, 4,6,6,6 to bring up his ton.
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Wow
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The ChCh-born lad doing well.
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Broad is odds on to Mankad someone next Test.
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Tail. What tail?
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Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:54 am Bairstow is in the wrong in terms of being an idiot.
Zero cricketing intent from Carey - just dishonest cricket. Same old aussies etc etc
What does that mean? He gathered and threw it, knowing Bairstow has a habit of going walkies.
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JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 12:18 pm
Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:54 am Bairstow is in the wrong in terms of being an idiot.
Zero cricketing intent from Carey - just dishonest cricket. Same old aussies etc etc
What does that mean? He gathered and threw it, knowing Bairstow has a habit of going walkies.
Bairstow was still in his crease when Carey threw the ball, and before over had been called.
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Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:54 am Bairstow is in the wrong in terms of being an idiot.
Zero cricketing intent from Carey - just dishonest cricket. Same old aussies etc etc
Sorry, Bairstow has left his ground while the ball is in the air as it has been thrown at the stumps.

I wouldn't have appealed but it is 100% squarely only on Bairstow. He's been stumped off a quick. Embarrassing.
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Ashes need a good level of spite. This pally franchise cricket shit has made them too friendly.

Bring back hitting Pointing and not apologising and threatening to break Jimmy's arm.

It's a pity England's three 90+ mph bowlers are made of biscuit. Archer, Wood and Stone belting in at 93/94 and Starc and Cummings bowling quick with a bit of spite would be lovely.
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Gumboot wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 12:23 pm
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 12:18 pm
Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:54 am Bairstow is in the wrong in terms of being an idiot.
Zero cricketing intent from Carey - just dishonest cricket. Same old aussies etc etc
What does that mean? He gathered and threw it, knowing Bairstow has a habit of going walkies.
Bairstow was still in his crease when Carey threw the ball, and before over had been called.
Yes, it was an act of prediction. Nothing wrong with it
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JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:51 am Bairstow is a fucking idiot, pt 732 in an ongoing series
Not sure he has validated Foakes being dropped for him.
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JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 12:27 pm
Gumboot wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 12:23 pm
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 12:18 pm

What does that mean? He gathered and threw it, knowing Bairstow has a habit of going walkies.
Bairstow was still in his crease when Carey threw the ball, and before over had been called.
Yes, it was an act of prediction. Nothing wrong with it
He's having a very good game indeed. As a neutral, that was a crazy good session of test cricket.
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Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 11:54 am Bairstow is in the wrong in terms of being an idiot.
Zero cricketing intent from Carey - just dishonest cricket. Same old aussies etc etc
I told you. Pricks.

Well done Stokes with his ton.
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This is getting tense.
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6,6

80 to get now :clap:
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A statement has come through from the Australia team: "Australian management has requested the Marylebone Cricket Club (MCC) investigate several incidents involving spectators in the members area during lunch on day five of the Lord's Test. It is alleged players and staff from the Australian team were verbally abused, with some being physically contacted, as they made their way to lunch through the members area."
Australia vs England, The Ashes, 2nd Test https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/the ... cket-score
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Crowd getting involved at Lords. :thumbup:
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One of the greatest individual innings of test cricket no matter the outcome
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Lead 70, new ball available in 8 overs
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The odds just flipped on their head.

Great innings by the kiwi.
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