Pre WC fixtures - Sat 25th - En v Fj 15.15 - Sc v Ge 17.30 - Ir v Sm 19.45 - Sun Fra v Au 16.45

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Ford with a aimed knee to the head that misses so clips his head with a boot instead 👀
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Is it just me or are the commentators taking the piss out of England?
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Must admit, for the Fiji No1 to give away '3' dumb penalties in a row shows an amazing level of stupidity.
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Malins was never getting in there.
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Malins did his best with the situation there, but that was never on.
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I think I’ll switch over to 4 in a Bed.
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England failing to get the ball out of the maul has been an enraging theme over the last couple of seasons.
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sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:02 pm England failing to get the ball out of the maul has been an enraging theme over the last couple of seasons.
Hate saying this but as an England supporter, safest place for us.
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Urgh. Rain doesn't help but urgh.

Earl and Willis invisible at best, Dan looks like a good athlete who doesn't yet have the skills for his position, Cole so old he should be wearing red shorts, Steward has dropped a lot, we haven't used the centres since the first few minutes.
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Pathetic. Hard running just cuts through us.
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May got absolutely roasted there, terrible defence.
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YOU'RE PLAYING 14 MEN STOP FUCKING KICKING IT AND WASTING THE CLOCK YOU STUPID CUNTS!
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Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:24 pm YOU'RE PLAYING 14 MEN STOP FUCKING KICKING IT AND WASTING THE CLOCK YOU STUPID CUNTS!
Needs to be said louder with a face slap after each word........then repeated
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PCPhil wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:25 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:24 pm YOU'RE PLAYING 14 MEN STOP FUCKING KICKING IT AND WASTING THE CLOCK YOU STUPID CUNTS!
Needs to be said louder with a face slap after each word........then repeated
It would end up like the hysterical woman in Airplane.
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Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:26 pm
PCPhil wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:25 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:24 pm YOU'RE PLAYING 14 MEN STOP FUCKING KICKING IT AND WASTING THE CLOCK YOU STUPID CUNTS!
Needs to be said louder with a face slap after each word........then repeated
It would end up like the hysterical woman in Airplane.
Ah, you're an optimist.
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Blunt.
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If England lose this will anyone be genuinely shocked?
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It would be great if Fiji could pull this off, but surely they can't, England quality across the park is just too good.
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So, we make plenty of ground with quick ball and then close in immediately revert to slow ball to static pods of forwards flopping over until we run out of space and options and Ford tries a miracle kick which fails.
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Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:30 pm So, we make plenty of ground with quick ball and then close in immediately revert to slow ball to static pods of forwards flopping over until we run out of space and options and Ford tries a miracle kick which fails.
Don't forget gradually being forced backwards even before the 'out of ideas' grubber.
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Was that a shot to the head or not?

Fiji player's reaction would say yes, ref and TMO say no.

(watching on phone so it's impossible to see. Perhaps fortunately)
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Absolutely dreadful by England and very well done by Fiji.
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Comically shite stuff.
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inactionman wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:33 pm Was that a shot to the head or not?

Fiji player's reaction would say yes, ref and TMO say no.

(watching on phone so it's impossible to see. Perhaps fortunately)
Looked to me well worth another look, very fortunate there given how upright Marler was.

Earl caught napping at the ruck, Fiji deservedly take a big lead. Smith on with Ford at fullback, can't be any worse than steward today.
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England so scared of being banned for illegal tackles they've decided not to make any
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Team in white putting on a good performance at Twickers at long last.
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What is Smith doing 😂
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England will have better 60 - 80 minutes stamina so will take this.
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Slick wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:37 pm What is Smith doing 😂
Repeat please. Hope yet.
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IN YOUR FACE, TINY PACIFIC ISLAND WITH A PLAYER BASE OF EVERYONE IN THEIR WORLD CUP SQUAD!
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Slick wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:37 pm What is Smith doing 😂
Scything through the Fijian defence :cool:
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sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:41 pm
Slick wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:37 pm What is Smith doing 😂
Scything through the Fijian defence :cool:
He looks like he’s found Dayglo’s secret stash in the changing room
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Slick wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:42 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:41 pm
Slick wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:37 pm What is Smith doing 😂
Scything through the Fijian defence :cool:
He looks like he’s found Dayglo’s secret stash in the changing room
Whatever it takes to get someone in the England backline to do something useful.
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Smith's soul patch does him zero favours.
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Smith, Marchant and Ludlam have definitely brought some extra zip to proceedings.
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Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:47 pm Smith's soul patch does him zero favours.
late 90s/turn the of the millenium style is in with Gen Z apparently. Look forward to seeing a lot more nu-metal and post-grunge band member facial hair on the youth.
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sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:49 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:47 pm Smith's soul patch does him zero favours.
late 90s/turn the of the millenium style is in with Gen Z apparently. Look forward to seeing a lot more nu-metal and post-grunge band member facial hair on the youth.
Bloody cargo trousers are back, denying us the opportunity to perve over shapely buttocks in tight trousers.
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Fiji deserve this.
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Get a try, fuck up the restart.

Although why Care was catching...silly sod.
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Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:52 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:49 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Aug 26, 2023 3:47 pm Smith's soul patch does him zero favours.
late 90s/turn the of the millenium style is in with Gen Z apparently. Look forward to seeing a lot more nu-metal and post-grunge band member facial hair on the youth.
Bloody cargo trousers are back, denying us the opportunity to perve over shapely buttocks in tight trousers.
My fellow millenials are still all about skinny jeans and jeggings.
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