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Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:38 am
by Insane_Homer
117/5

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:42 am
by Torquemada 1420
Insane_Homer wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:38 am117/5
Make that 6

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:44 am
by Insane_Homer
117/6 this is getting very interesting,

so much for Crawley's moan about not getting the 50/50 decisions, 2 umpires calls this morning going with England.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:49 am
by Paddington Bear
Got ourselves a ballgame!

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:51 am
by Torquemada 1420
Paddington Bear wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:49 am Got ourselves a ballgame!
A very short one. 3 day test?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:56 am
by Insane_Homer
125/7 - Root gets 2

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:57 am
by GogLais
I'm going to engage Grumpy Old Man mode and say entertaining it is, Test cricket it isn't.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:02 am
by Insane_Homer
125/8 root with 3 :clap:

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:02 am
by Gumboot
GogLais wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:57 am I'm going to engage Grumpy Old Man mode and say entertaining it is, Test cricket it isn't.
18 wickets in 3.5 sessions. You have a point.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:13 am
by JM2K6
Insane_Homer wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 9:44 am 117/6 this is getting very interesting,

so much for Crawley's moan about not getting the 50/50 decisions, 2 umpires calls this morning going with England.
I er, don't think that's what he was talking about. More like the quickfire/painstakingly slow third umpire, depending on which team is impacted by it.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:26 am
by Insane_Homer
143/9 - root with 4!! :lol:

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:28 am
by Torquemada 1420
Insane_Homer wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:26 am 143/9 - root with 4!! :lol:
Seamers redundant on this track.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:47 am
by Saint
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:28 am
Insane_Homer wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:26 am 143/9 - root with 4!! :lol:
Seamers redundant on this track.
Good job we went in with 3 quicks and an allrounder then.

Joe gets five, India lead by 33

Session 4 and we're about to start the 3rd innings. Either both teams can't bat, or the wicket isn't fit for purpose

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:48 am
by Insane_Homer
145 done. lead of only 33. anyone's game from here, 1 good partnership to win the game?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:00 am
by Biffer
Insane_Homer wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:48 am 145 done. lead of only 33. anyone's game from here, 1 good partnership to win the game?
Not even a partnership. An hour and a bit of Stokes swinging the bat.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:01 am
by JM2K6
Farcical. Crawley bowled first ball.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:06 am
by JM2K6
Jonny BIG BRAINS Bairstow with a ludicrous swipe, 0-2. He really is thick as mince. Genuinely fucking stupid. But he's so stupid he reviews everything, and this time he's actually right. 0-1 :crazy:

Then he's bowled next ball.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:06 am
by Biffer
Fuck me that looked out. Can't believe the ball tracking said it was going over.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:06 am
by Biffer
Doesn't matter now :lol: :lol:

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:07 am
by JM2K6
Bairstow's forward defensive is as bad as mine. A WARTHOG COULD CHARGE THROUGH THAT GAP YOU GINGER MUPPET

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:08 am
by Oxbow
This is not proper Test cricket, it's getting farcical now.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:15 am
by Insane_Homer
look away for 5 mins and Eng are 6/2

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:18 am
by JM2K6
One slung in quick by a left-arm spinner turns almost square as it explodes off the surface, spraying dirt everywhere - strangely, the commentators DON'T yell "it's not the pitch!" this time. The massive wankers.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:33 am
by JM2K6
Root just survives one that turns and bounces almost straight up, gloves it almost to a fielder.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:37 am
by JM2K6
Indian fans booing a review going in their favour, after it was given out on the field - erm

Sibley gone, 19-3.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:37 am
by ScarfaceClaw
JM2K6 wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:33 am Root just survives one that turns and bounces almost straight up, gloves it almost to a fielder.
Why is Root going back to the spinners. Has he got money on being given out LBW? And Sibley goes caught behind.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:39 am
by Insane_Homer
JM2K6 wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:37 am Indian fans booing a review going in their favour, after it was given out on the field - erm
They have tickets for tomorrow?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:40 am
by JM2K6
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:37 am
JM2K6 wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:33 am Root just survives one that turns and bounces almost straight up, gloves it almost to a fielder.
Why is Root going back to the spinners. Has he got money on being given out LBW? And Sibley goes caught behind.
Your question is kinda answered by the post you quoted. When it's bouncing that much, LBW is less likely, getting caught close in is much more likely. Can't play it down / get your hands out of the way if you press forward. He's not doing it to every ball or anything, but he'd have been out if he'd played forward that one.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:47 am
by JM2K6
Ashwin to Stokes - slings one down to leg stump, it bounces and turns so much it passes the bat by a foot.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:51 am
by Paddington Bear
Gripping stuff - lead of 100 could be enough...

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:51 am
by Torquemada 1420
Did I say 3 days?

Shortest completed test this Century?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:53 am
by Saint
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:51 am Did I say 3 days?

Shortest completed test this Century?
This could finish today with a result for either team

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:53 am
by Thor Sedan
Genuinely think that England can win this.

Obviously these two at the crease can change the game within 10 overs. Any chase over 100 is going to be tough on this pitch.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:53 am
by Torquemada 1420
Stokes is doing the right thing. One player needs to take the chance of pinch hitting and 5-10 overs of luck could decide the game.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:53 am
by ScarfaceClaw
That punch through mid wicket by Stokes (no pun intended) was beautifully timed.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:54 am
by Paddington Bear
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:53 am Stokes is doing the right thing. One player needs to take the chance of pinch hitting and 5-10 overs of luck could decide the game.
100%. 50s each for these two and we win.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:55 am
by Thor Sedan
India's batting isn't that solid either - so this partnership could be the winning of the game.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:59 am
by Saint
He's hit that. the ball deviates away from the bat, but not towards it

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:59 am
by Torquemada 1420
That's out for me. Root (stupidly .... because umpire would have heard it) said to Stokes he did not hit it.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 11:59 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Inside edge there surely.