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Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 9:36 pm
by fishfoodie
He clearly banged that out last night, & then spent the day in the bar, sucking down brandies

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 9:44 pm
by Deveron Boy
Ffs -<that game made my eyes bleed and. a supposedly โ€˜realโ€™ journalist comes out with that shite

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 9:47 pm
by fishfoodie
It was a delightfully rapid and exciting match, not quite out of the top drawer in terms of execution but these are two emerging teams
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Non-Paywalled version

https://archive.is/3ZX7t

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 11:15 pm
by tc27
SJ is the best cure for imposter syndrome..he gets payed six figures and free travel to rugby events around the globe to churn out this shit.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 11:46 pm
by _Os_
ChatGPT Walrus England v Wales match report.
A thrilling rugby match that left spectators on the edge of their seats. This English team hit the ground running with an explosive start, sprinting across the pitch and delivering bone-crushing tackles left and right.

Their ferocity was unmatched as they bulldozed their way through the Welsh defense, leaving them scrambling to keep up. The English forwards charged forward, relentlessly pushing their way towards the try line, while the backs darted around like lightning bolts, zigzagging through the Welsh with ease.

England's scrum was a force to be reckoned with, overpowering Wales at every turn and sending them reeling backwards. The Welsh simply couldn't keep up with the sheer speed and agility of the English, who were like a pack of hungry muscular English wolves, tearing apart the weak Welsh with every tackle.

As the match wore on, England's dominance only grew stronger. The Welsh were completely overwhelmed and unable to mount any kind of effective counterattack. England's players moved like a well-oiled machine, working together in perfect harmony and executing their plays with precision and finesse.

In the end, England emerged victorious, the clear winners of this epic battle. The crowd erupted into a deafening roar as the final whistle blew, and the English players celebrated with wild abandon, jumping and shouting with joy.

It was a truly unforgettable match, a masterpiece of rugby prowess, of English rugby prowess, and England emerged as the undisputed champions.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:07 am
by Guy Smiley
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Jones is an automated keyboard๐Ÿ‘

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:26 am
by fishfoodie
To be fair, the Torygraphs player ratings are a twenty foot high pile of bovine excrement too, & would have you thinking that there's nothing to be improved upon for this side to have them starting the RWC Final :roll:

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:35 am
by Uncle fester
Just read back on some of the comments re Ireland v Italy. Glad you all enjoyed the game and are fully respectful the referee.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:07 am
by Torquemada 1420
Hal Jordan wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:55 pm
Torquemada 1420 wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:41 pm Apparently Gatland tried to get Howley back on his team :lol:
Playing?
Poker apparently.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:16 am
by Torquemada 1420
Slick wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:50 pm Far be it for me to suggest again that the WC rankings were done a tad too early, but those 2 are the top seeds in their groups
Absolutely. The groups are a joke now.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 7:46 am
by laurent
Uncle fester wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:35 am Just read back on some of the comments re Ireland v Italy. Glad you all enjoyed the game and are fully respectful the referee.
He was worse than you.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:42 am
by PCPhil
Uncle fester wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:35 am Just read back on some of the comments re Ireland v Italy. Glad you all enjoyed the game and are fully respectful the referee.
I thought it was a great game. I just think that to remove any doubt they really should start appointing neutral refs for all matches.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:53 am
by Paddington Bear
Genuinely cannot understand how Mike Adamson keeps getting international matches, WR have to know heโ€™s wildly out of his depth

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 9:04 am
by Biffer
fishfoodie wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 9:03 pm
Slick wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:37 pm
The match that almost never happened turned out to be a treat. England always held the edge of superiority, they looked far more like a proper rugby team than they ever did in the latter years of the dismal Eddie Jones reign, and the partnership of Owen Farrell and the competitive Ollie Lawrence in midfield gave them a splendid shape.

It was just as well because Farrell was to miss 11 points in all with his kicks at goal and, with players such as Louis Rees-Zammit around and with their two brand new and youthful centres showing striking promise, Wales could always find a way to break through in those times late on when the margin was only five points.
Fucking hell, guess who ๐Ÿ˜‚
Cocaine Bear ?
I can confirm Cocaine Bear was more entertaining than the Wales v England game.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:20 am
by tc27
Biffer wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 9:04 am
fishfoodie wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 9:03 pm
Slick wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:37 pm

Fucking hell, guess who ๐Ÿ˜‚
Cocaine Bear ?
I can confirm Cocaine Bear was more entertaining than the Wales v England game.
Hmmm..wonder how entertaining todays game will be.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:20 am
by C69
Paddington Bear wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:53 am Genuinely cannot understand how Mike Adamson keeps getting international matches, WR have to know heโ€™s wildly out of his depth
His disdain for player safety was the worst thing for me
Appalling

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:50 am
by sefton
The game of the 6N for me is now Italy v Wales.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 11:56 am
by LoveOfTheGame
C69 wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:20 am
Paddington Bear wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:53 am Genuinely cannot understand how Mike Adamson keeps getting international matches, WR have to know heโ€™s wildly out of his depth
His disdain for player safety was the worst thing for me
Appalling
Must agree, heโ€™s been average in the URC too. How he gets to referee a 6N test is simply beyond my scope of compression.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:00 pm
by Biffer
LoveOfTheGame wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 11:56 am
C69 wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:20 am
Paddington Bear wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:53 am Genuinely cannot understand how Mike Adamson keeps getting international matches, WR have to know heโ€™s wildly out of his depth
His disdain for player safety was the worst thing for me
Appalling
Must agree, heโ€™s been average in the URC too. How he gets to referee a 6N test is simply beyond my scope of compression.
You wonโ€™t find any disagreement in Scotland. Iโ€™ve never rated him. Our best ref is Hollie Davidson, sheโ€™s excellent. But the attitude to female refs is only changing very slowly.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:29 pm
by Paddington Bear
sefton wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:50 am The game of the 6N for me is now Italy v Wales.
Admittedly writing this one handed, but I donโ€™t think itโ€™s an exaggeration to say Wales are going to Rome as underdogs

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:32 pm
by Rhubarb & Custard
C69 wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:20 am
Paddington Bear wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:53 am Genuinely cannot understand how Mike Adamson keeps getting international matches, WR have to know heโ€™s wildly out of his depth
His disdain for player safety was the worst thing for me
Appalling
Is he hoping to join the Welsh medical team?

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:38 pm
by CM11
Just to clear up the Casey incident in our game. While the ref did say 'it was just a penalty' (I disagree, Casey ran into him), that wasn't what the penalty we had was for. So it was immaterial. He was just reviewing to decide on card.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 1:09 pm
by Yr Alban
Slick wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:37 pm
The match that almost never happened turned out to be a treat. England always held the edge of superiority, they looked far more like a proper rugby team than they ever did in the latter years of the dismal Eddie Jones reign, and the partnership of Owen Farrell and the competitive Ollie Lawrence in midfield gave them a splendid shape.

It was just as well because Farrell was to miss 11 points in all with his kicks at goal and, with players such as Louis Rees-Zammit around and with their two brand new and youthful centres showing striking promise, Wales could always find a way to break through in those times late on when the margin was only five points.
Fucking hell, guess who ๐Ÿ˜‚
I guessed it (as did everyone else!)

Iโ€™d far rather have watched that game. Shame it only happened in his head, really.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 1:14 pm
by Big D
Paddington Bear wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:53 am Genuinely cannot understand how Mike Adamson keeps getting international matches, WR have to know heโ€™s wildly out of his depth
Agreed. He's not even Scotland's best ref. Hollie Davidson is miles ahead off him.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 1:16 pm
by sockwithaticket
We've got Pearce overseeing Sale - Exeter rather than an international this weekend :crazy:

Adamson and Dickson, as ex-players, have been fast-tracked beyond their capabilities. They could go on to be good refs, but they've not done enough of their learning in the trenches.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 1:57 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Paddington Bear wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:53 am Genuinely cannot understand how Mike Adamson keeps getting international matches, WR have to know heโ€™s wildly out of his depth
He is the worst of the lot and there's some serious competition for that accolade.

And the reason he keeps getting selected is because he is Scottish and somebody thinks reffing is some sort of equal opportunities mission.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:00 pm
by charltom
If that were the case, they would ask Hollie to run all of Mike A's matches.

She is way better too.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:01 pm
by GogLais
Rhubarb & Custard wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:32 pm
C69 wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 10:20 am
Paddington Bear wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 8:53 am Genuinely cannot understand how Mike Adamson keeps getting international matches, WR have to know heโ€™s wildly out of his depth
His disdain for player safety was the worst thing for me
Appalling
Is he hoping to join the Welsh medical team?
The Gareth Thomas bang on the head I assume. Certainly a bit dodgy.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:09 pm
by TheFrog
Jock42 wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 1:51 pm
TheFrog wrote: โ†‘Sat Feb 25, 2023 1:43 pm I had lost track of Thomas. What did he do to deserve that hate?
His ex partner has accused him of knowingly giving him HIV. Thomas settled out of court before ot got too far.
:wtf: uggly.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:10 pm
by TheFrog
Be ready for a lot of Torque's bile guys.

N'tamack versus Russell. That will have him going. :clap:

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:14 pm
by Torquemada 1420
charltom wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:00 pm If that were the case, they would ask Hollie to run all of Mike A's matches.

She is way better too.
You think the old farts at the 6N are ready for a woman ref?

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:16 pm
by Slick
TheFrog wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:10 pm Be ready for a lot of Torque's bile guys.

N'tamack versus Russell. That will have him going. :clap:
Pleased Iโ€™ll be offline for that reason

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:58 pm
by Torquemada 1420
TheFrog wrote: โ†‘Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:10 pm Be ready for a lot of Torque's bile guys.

N'tamack versus Russell. That will have him going. :clap:
Unpredictable flakiness versus someone who makes Farrell look creative. Would take Russell over Ntamack (or any other FH in the 6N over him for that matter).

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:59 pm
by Paddington Bear
Looking forward to this

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:00 pm
by convoluted
That's a magnificent scene.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:00 pm
by Torquemada 1420
No complaints on choice of ref. He is generally excellent and always unbiased. Haouas red before half time........

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:05 pm
by PCPhil
Looks like Ntamack secure for a load more games then.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:05 pm
by Paddington Bear
Excellent try, enjoying Galthieโ€™s glasses

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:06 pm
by Big D
Well worked try but pretty passive defence on Willemse by Watson.

Re: 2023 Six Nations

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:06 pm
by Oxbow
Torque just died a little inside.