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Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am**

average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:43 pm
assfly wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:34 pm
average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:30 pm Boerewors needs to be cooked just right but even a badly cooked boerewors is better than mushy peas.
Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.
That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?

UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:07 am**

FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:43 pm
assfly wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:34 pm

Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.
That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

Farcough and woosh.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:30 am**

I cook my peas in a microwave

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:32 am**

FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:43 pm
assfly wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:34 pm

Agreed, but they're hardly a like for like comparison.
That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.

How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:31 am**

average joe wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:32 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
average joe wrote: Wed Jul 21, 2021 1:43 pm

That's all know about British food. People who mash peas and call it food is not right in the noggin. Who de fok mashes fokon peas?
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.

Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:47 am**

FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:31 am
average joe wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:32 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.
Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.

AJ always have a lot to say about everyone, soos die ou tannie in die straat wat almal deur die venster dophou.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:56 am**

Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:30 am I cook my peas in a microwave

You constantly mock my charcoal oven. This morning Mcains is busy shooting an advert in my wifes shop because of the story she has to tell about taking risks when Covid rocked the world and of course because her shop is awesome and heading for a major upgrade to awesomeness. All this from an idea some years ago to have the perfect braai. It smacks of jealousy dude

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:00 am**

FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:31 am
average joe wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:32 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 6:58 am
UK food is brilliant. And trad UK food is very similar to Boere kos. Lots of stews, sticky sweet cakes and so forth. Boerewors and pap vs bangers and mash. Potjie vs Irish stew. Vetkoek vs deep fried mars bars.
How can you compare a vetkoek with an oily chocolate and who the fok deep fries a chocolate anyways. Imagine the creative thinking in that "I like to eat mars bars all the time but I can't call it a meal, fok, I know, I'll chuck it in some batter, deep fry it and call it dinner". You loose all credibility with mushy peas and deep fried mars bars so I don't need to know anything beyond that.
Your last few posts sound pre-menstrual. You should possibly consider hormone treatment.
And I should have compared the deep fried battered mars bar to a koeksister. Very similar calorie profile and heart clogging characteristics.

You sound like a whenwee with a British passport. It actually takes some skill to make a heart stopping koeksister, not so much deep frying a fokkon mars bar.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:02 am**

oi piss off with the food stuff on a rugby thread.....please and thankyou

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am**

Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:12 am**

assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

Colby for a high tackle on VDM

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:15 am**

ASMO wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:02 am oi piss off with the food stuff on a rugby thread.....please and thankyou

One of you poms mentioned we were boring and they miss the old Saffas. Chilli decided the only why we could spice (pun intended) things up a bit is to troll you on your cuisine. I guess he thought we had nothing ells as our country is for the most part pretty fucked up right now.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:21 am**

@ Chilli. Please update your OP with the teams

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:22 am**

assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

8 Kwagga Smith

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:27 am**

ASMO wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:12 am Colby for a high tackle on VDM

I'm going for Eben on Price.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:36 am**

Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:22 am
assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
8 Kwagga Smith

He needs to actually do something to get carded. I'd go with Faf or Itoje. Or perhaps both at the same time.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:38 am**

I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:46 am**

Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:30 am I cook my peas in a microwave

Fuck off Sards.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am**

Itoje will get the first red.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:08 am**

OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am Itoje will get the first red.

Lawes, or one of the dirty Welsh.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:08 am**

Our bom squad is exciting.

16 Malcolm Marx
17 Steven Kitshoff
18 Frans Malherbe
19 Lood De Jager
20 Rynhard Elstadt
21 Hershel Jantjies
22 Elton Jantjies
23 Damian Willemse

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:09 am**

Chilli wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:08 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am Itoje will get the first red.
Lawes, or one of the dirty Welsh.

They will try and get Eben/Elstadt to do something stupid.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:22 am**

A Bok loosie, Wyn Jones will stick his his head in the way someone's shoulder at a ruck.

For the BIL it'll be either Itoje, Currie or Lawes, probably on Faf.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:22 am**

assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.

Moestert high on Hogg.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:34 am**

I still cant get over how white Duhan's legs are.....not going to get any sunshine on them this time of the year in Cape Town

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:44 am**

Kawazaki wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:38 am I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.

Nah neither AM nor De Allende are known for this. It'll be Ryno 'Exocet' Elstadt flying into a ruck at 62 minutes.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:47 am**

It would be highly appreciated if the OP could include kickoff times for the various time zones.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:59 am**

Biffer wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:22 am
assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
Moestert high on Hogg.

It's Mostert, RWC 2019 gold medal winner Franco Mostert.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:04 am**

handyman wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:59 am
Biffer wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:22 am
assfly wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:09 am Cocks on the blocks.

Who's getting the first red card?

I think it will be a Bok for a dangerous tackle. One of our forwards.
Moestert high on Hogg.
It's Mostert, RWC 2019 gold medal winner Franco Mostert.

I'm using the gaelic spelling.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:16 am**

Sards wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:34 am I still cant get over how white Duhan's legs are.....not going to get any sunshine on them this time of the year in Cape Town

Perhaps he should get the first card for blinding the ref.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 11:49 am**

sorCrer wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:44 am
Kawazaki wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:38 am I can see one of the Bok centres tackling Daly high.
Nah neither AM nor De Allende are known for this. It'll be Ryno 'Exocet' Elstadt flying into a ruck at 62 minutes.

Exactly this

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 12:51 pm**

Trevor to scrum Jones's head up his backside.
Elstad to make a try saving tackle to win the test for us.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 1:01 pm**

Chilli wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 12:51 pm Trevor to scrum Jones's head up his backside.
Elstad to make a try saving tackle to win the test for us.

He'll get the keys to the city of Gqeberha in that very unlikely event. In fact, I have more chance of winning tomorrow nights 145 million Power ball.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:14 pm**

Gatland's an idjit...

https://www.news24.com/sport/rugby/brit ... o-20210722

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:20 pm**

OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am Itoje will get the first red.

Nah. He might pick up a yellow for too many breakdown penalties/offsides or a particularly cynical one, but a red would be a shock.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:51 pm**

sockwithaticket wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:20 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:57 am Itoje will get the first red.
Nah. He might pick up a yellow for too many breakdown penalties/offsides or a particularly cynical one, but a red would be a shock.

Faf will show him his SA underpants and WC gold medal.

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 3:24 pm**

South African Summer

VS

British & Irish Summer

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 3:27 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 3:29 pm**

I presume they have their hands up because they are getting robbed?

Posted: **Thu Jul 22, 2021 3:42 pm**

Biffer wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 3:27 pm British winter

South African winter

Why don't you show some shots of the corpses of the 200+ people who died last week in that unrest. Prick.

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