
The Entertaining Pictures Thread
- tabascoboy
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"Massager". Yes. that's one way to describe it I guess


I once had a job whilst travelling in Australia selling hand held body massagers door to door. Also got this reaction

All the money you made will never buy back your soul
Wtaf
Good morning , I happen to be in your area and noticed your gutters seem blocked - would you be interested in buying a 12 inch veiny monster madam ?
Lolz
Reminds me of my old work place that dealt with medical and dental devices , including machines that analyse - some of the product groups got amusingly shortened to ‘Deep cavity anal’ or ‘white anal’ or ‘root anal’ by the limits of the system field length. There were a few BJ69 codes in there too..
Always suspected it was just some IT nerd in SAP making up some weird static data to prevent boredom.
Winner of Canadian Geographic's best outdoor sport photo of the year.
https://www.sarakempnerphotography.ca/sportandaction


https://www.sarakempnerphotography.ca/sportandaction

- mat the expat
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My mates in the US Army and Marines always say that the first two marriages don't count
Marriage 1 is anyone as you've just arrived at base from Bumfuck, Idaho and marry the first woman you meet in a bar
Marriage 2 is ALWAYS a stripper/exotic dancer

Similar applies to the Paras in the UK apparently …mat the expat wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 12:40 amMy mates in the US Army and Marines always say that the first two marriages don't count
Marriage 1 is anyone as you've just arrived at base from Bumfuck, Idaho and marry the first woman you meet in a bar
Marriage 2 is ALWAYS a stripper/exotic dancer
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