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Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:39 pm
by Ymx
Wowzers I just popped out for my jab and 6 more wickets gone !!!

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:43 pm
by Ymx
Still, Wood is in, and England not out of this until he’s gone.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:50 pm
by Sandstorm
That’s some collapse.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:51 pm
by Kiwias
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:04 pm NZ wilting like a thin bit of cheese under the grill.
Great description but wrong team.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:58 pm
by Enzedder
Mark Wood could be wide open for an arm-ball I think. He backs away heaps

Edit - bugger; he saw it coming

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:07 pm
by Ymx
NZ not allowed to try the ball check??

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:20 pm
by Ymx
Boom! Wood gone.

Good old ball replacement. Umpire must have handed over the wrong special ball to Wagner.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:25 pm
by Ymx
Broad gone :spin. (middle stump)

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:16 pm
by Gumboot
Crikey, didn't expect to find the game quite so well advanced this morning.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:02 pm
by Certain Navigator
Rinkals wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 6:12 pm Rob Key was a bit disparaging about the NZ attack in the first England innings, and though I thought he was being very unfair at the time, it really does seem that they don't have the bowlers to take twenty wickets.

England really should have won this but I don't see NZ getting into this good a position again. I can easily see England winning the rest of the games this series.
Not one of the great predictions...

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:06 pm
by Certain Navigator
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:10 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:56 am Anyway, good article about the nonsense that is English cricket: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/ ... es-cricket

Also mentions how the first thing Silverwood did with Archer was make him bowl 42 overs in an innings, and under Silverwood he's averaging 43 with the ball...
He’s got a good point about the vagueness and half hearted approach in this series. While NZ are number one in the rankings they are nowhere near the best team in the world. What sort of statement would it have been for England if they walked out with an absolute swagger and treated NZ with disdain. Smash them at every turn and walk out of the series pointing at Aus saying you’re next.

Instead they’ve not really pushed anything. As the article says, it’s a warm up match/net session approach.
So what is the "best team"? Can't be Oz (beaten by India at home). Can't be India (smashed by NZ away). Certainly not England (currently being smashed at home by the NZ B team).

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:06 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Certain Navigator wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:06 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:10 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:56 am Anyway, good article about the nonsense that is English cricket: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/ ... es-cricket

Also mentions how the first thing Silverwood did with Archer was make him bowl 42 overs in an innings, and under Silverwood he's averaging 43 with the ball...
He’s got a good point about the vagueness and half hearted approach in this series. While NZ are number one in the rankings they are nowhere near the best team in the world. What sort of statement would it have been for England if they walked out with an absolute swagger and treated NZ with disdain. Smash them at every turn and walk out of the series pointing at Aus saying you’re next.

Instead they’ve not really pushed anything. As the article says, it’s a warm up match/net session approach.
So what is the "best team"? Can't be Oz (beaten by India at home). Can't be India (smashed by NZ away). Certainly not England (currently being smashed at home by the NZ B team).
I’d have India, Australia, England and Sefrica all ahead of NZ as world test teams.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 5:13 am
by Rinkals
Certain Navigator wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:02 pm
Rinkals wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 6:12 pm Rob Key was a bit disparaging about the NZ attack in the first England innings, and though I thought he was being very unfair at the time, it really does seem that they don't have the bowlers to take twenty wickets.

England really should have won this but I don't see NZ getting into this good a position again. I can easily see England winning the rest of the games this series.
Not one of the great predictions...
Don't worry about it, mate.

The Mockers seem to have fallen for it, though.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 7:25 am
by JM2K6
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:06 pm
Certain Navigator wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:06 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:10 pm

He’s got a good point about the vagueness and half hearted approach in this series. While NZ are number one in the rankings they are nowhere near the best team in the world. What sort of statement would it have been for England if they walked out with an absolute swagger and treated NZ with disdain. Smash them at every turn and walk out of the series pointing at Aus saying you’re next.

Instead they’ve not really pushed anything. As the article says, it’s a warm up match/net session approach.
So what is the "best team"? Can't be Oz (beaten by India at home). Can't be India (smashed by NZ away). Certainly not England (currently being smashed at home by the NZ B team).
I’d have India, Australia, England and Sefrica all ahead of NZ as world test teams.
?? England and SA are in a sorry state.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 8:37 am
by Sandstorm
JM2K6 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 7:25 am

?? England and SA are in a sorry state.
Yup. Both have bowlers taking wickets, but short of batters making runs.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 8:46 am
by Certain Navigator
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:06 pm
Certain Navigator wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:06 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:10 pm

He’s got a good point about the vagueness and half hearted approach in this series. While NZ are number one in the rankings they are nowhere near the best team in the world. What sort of statement would it have been for England if they walked out with an absolute swagger and treated NZ with disdain. Smash them at every turn and walk out of the series pointing at Aus saying you’re next.

Instead they’ve not really pushed anything. As the article says, it’s a warm up match/net session approach.
So what is the "best team"? Can't be Oz (beaten by India at home). Can't be India (smashed by NZ away). Certainly not England (currently being smashed at home by the NZ B team).
I’d have India, Australia, England and Sefrica all ahead of NZ as world test teams.
Fair enough, but on what basis? Obviously not performance.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 9:37 am
by Kiwias
Certain Navigator wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 10:02 pm
Rinkals wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 6:12 pm Rob Key was a bit disparaging about the NZ attack in the first England innings, and though I thought he was being very unfair at the time, it really does seem that they don't have the bowlers to take twenty wickets.

England really should have won this but I don't see NZ getting into this good a position again. I can easily see England winning the rest of the games this series.
Not one of the great predictions...
Except that the BCs have taken 20 wickets in multiple tests in the last couple of years, including India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, England, and WIndies. Our real failures have been against Australia,

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:01 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Stone gone first ball of the day. NZ need 38.

Edit: not Pammy like I originally said.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:02 am
by Gumboot
Boult gets Stone caught behind first ball of the day.

Not a bad start.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:02 am
by Kiwias
Boult finishes England’s innings with his first ball. Stone caught behind.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:03 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Please don’t mess this up NZ.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:03 am
by Gumboot
These small chases can sometimes be tricky...

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:04 am
by Thor Sedan
Poor start from NZ. Expect better from Boult.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:04 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Gumboot wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:03 am These small chases can sometimes be tricky...
NZ has the record of being 26 all out.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:07 am
by Thor Sedan
So what do we reckon - coast home with maybe 1 falling. Or NZ to give us a ride being 20 for 5 after 20 overs.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:08 am
by JM2K6
NZ will get it in about 5 overs.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:10 am
by Kiwias
Wrapped up within the hour

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:11 am
by ScarfaceClaw
JM2K6 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:08 am NZ will get it in about 5 overs.
They should bat all day for the Craig.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:12 am
by ScarfaceClaw
England should give everyone an over bowling. Open with Bracey.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:15 am
by JM2K6
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:12 am England should give everyone an over bowling. Open with Bracey.
They don't want to shame him any further by having someone else be a better keeper.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:19 am
by JM2K6
The collapse is on!

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:19 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Thor Sedan wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:07 am So what do we reckon - coast home with maybe 1 falling. Or NZ to give us a ride being 20 for 5 after 20 overs.
There’s the one down. FFS NZ.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:19 am
by Thor Sedan
I think we are going to be treated to a NZ 'doing it tough' morning.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:19 am
by Kiwias
JM2K6 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:15 am
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:12 am England should give everyone an over bowling. Open with Bracey.
They don't want to shame him any further by having someone else be a better keeper.
You assume the BC batsmen would let any balls from Bracey go through to the keeper.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:20 am
by Kiwias
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:19 am
Thor Sedan wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:07 am So what do we reckon - coast home with maybe 1 falling. Or NZ to give us a ride being 20 for 5 after 20 overs.
There’s the one down. FFS NZ.
That’ll be the 1 to fall.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:21 am
by Gumboot
JM2K6 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:15 am
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:12 am England should give everyone an over bowling. Open with Bracey.
They don't want to shame him any further by having someone else be a better keeper.
Harsh, but fair.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:33 am
by Kiwias
Latham now has 4,000 runs in test cricket. Well done indeed.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:38 am
by tabascoboy
I think we may have left our bowlers with just a bit too much to do...

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:41 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Latham plays an absolutely glorious on drive where not even the fielders bothered to run and the commentators don’t even mention it. Was that a highlight or did it actually happen?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:41 am
by SaintK
tabascoboy wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:38 am I think we may have left our bowlers with just a bit too much to do...
Haven't we won yet?