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Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:30 pm
by Hal Jordan
Also, why the fuck is Dombrandt off unless he has an injury?

Other than Eddie Three Locks Jones, obviously.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:31 pm
by Hal Jordan
Try disallowed for cornrows.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:32 pm
by Paddington Bear
Jesus, imagine celebrating like this when you’ve played against 14 since minute 1

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:32 pm
by JM2K6
Blackmac wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:28 pm
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:27 pm Inevitable. Good play, mind. Not sure about the superman clean out at that ruck but hey :lol:
Finally, we agree on something. πŸ˜‰
Straight off his feet to seal off.

:lol: thing is, refs like this are usually consistent in not giving a shit. Ireland have benefited from that with cleanouts and no clear release. England have benefited from not caring too much about the back foot or being in line with the kicker. Both sides with lineout shenanigans.

Bonus point try. Scoreline looking ugly. Subs have had negative impact for England.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:32 pm
by Blackmac
That fucking haircut. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:32 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:31 pm Try disallowed for cornrows.
Get the living fuck out of here with that haircut. That’s the worst think I’ve seen all day.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:32 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:32 pm Jesus, imagine celebrating like this when you’ve played against 14 since minute 1
Taking tips from Itoje I guess.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:33 pm
by Mr Tim Buktoo
Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:30 pm
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:27 pm Inevitable. Good play, mind. Not sure about the superman clean out at that ruck but hey :lol:
That's part of Ire's modus operandi. Said it in the Fra game: they are the masters of illegal at every breakdown with their cleanouts.
:lol:

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:33 pm
by tc27
Well done Ireland but that BP wont do you any good.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:33 pm
by JM2K6
Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:32 pm Jesus, imagine celebrating like this when you’ve played against 14 since minute 1
Surely how difficult the game has been for them deserves it

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:34 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Ha. Gone to Dayglo for the man of the match. He’s not enjoying that one bit.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:35 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Jones: "on you go Ford son. Win this for us and you start next week".

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:35 pm
by Ovals
Can't fault how ENgland have played with a man down for the whole game. It's been a mighty effort from all the players, especially the forwards. Probably our best performance of the tournament in many ways. Absolutely mullered their scrum. Ewels should never have been in the team - he's worse than useless.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:35 pm
by Lobby
ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:34 pm Ha. Gone to Dayglo for the man of the match. He’s not enjoying that one bit.
Should have given it to Furlong.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:36 pm
by JM2K6
Can't fault the effort. Still, 0-4 in tries, a big home defeat on the scoreboard, and another bad six nations final position staring Eddie in the face.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:37 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Lobby wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:35 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:34 pm Ha. Gone to Dayglo for the man of the match. He’s not enjoying that one bit.
Should have given it to Furlong.
Should have given it to Ewels for making the record books.

Tell you what though: Ntamack starts next week and Eng wins.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:37 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Lobby wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:35 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:34 pm Ha. Gone to Dayglo for the man of the match. He’s not enjoying that one bit.
Should have given it to Furlong.
That would have been brilliant. Deliver it as straight faced as he could.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
by Paddington Bear
Now we’ve got to pretend Sexton’s last game at Twickers means something.

Fair play to England for that, couldn’t have asked for more given the circumstances. Can’t wait to be told how this was a famous victory for years to come.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
by petej
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:36 pm Can't fault the effort. Still, 0-4 in tries, a big home defeat on the scoreboard, and another bad six nations final position staring Eddie in the face.
Hopefully be enough for him to go if France turn it on next week.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
by sefton
Ovals wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:35 pm Can't fault how ENgland have played with a man down for the whole game. It's been a mighty effort from all the players, especially the forwards. Probably our best performance of the tournament in many ways. Absolutely mullered their scrum. Ewels should never have been in the team - he's worse than useless.
He proved today how much of an empty shirt he is.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
by Torquemada 1420
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:36 pm Can't fault the effort. Still, 0-4 in tries, a big home defeat on the scoreboard, and another bad six nations final position staring Eddie in the face.
Furlong should have been carded around 50 mins. Would have been very interesting then.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
by Hal Jordan
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:36 pm Can't fault the effort. Still, 0-4 in tries, a big home defeat on the scoreboard, and another bad six nations final position staring Eddie in the face.
Yeah but ewels was sent off so yeah but

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:39 pm
by tc27
Well done Ireland.

Measuredcongrats for England for hanging on for so long with 14..criticims will come rightfully but that was a gusty performance made to look far worse than it actually was by the score.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:39 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:36 pm Can't fault the effort. Still, 0-4 in tries, a big home defeat on the scoreboard, and another bad six nations final position staring Eddie in the face.
Furlong should have been carded around 50 mins. Would have been very interesting then.
Six penalties out of 10 scrums wasn’t it?

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:40 pm
by Torquemada 1420
ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:39 pm
Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:36 pm Can't fault the effort. Still, 0-4 in tries, a big home defeat on the scoreboard, and another bad six nations final position staring Eddie in the face.
Furlong should have been carded around 50 mins. Would have been very interesting then.
Six penalties out of 10 scrums wasn’t it?
At least. Very poor reffing on that aspect.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:41 pm
by laurent
Well done les petits hommes verts

Good fight by les rosbif

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:42 pm
by sockwithaticket
Ireland are flattered massively by that scoreline.

Have to admire the fight and spirit of England, but it was mostly good defensive work and we never really looked like engineering any scores.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:46 pm
by Uncle fester
Crash669 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:17 pm
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:15 pm Admire the skill but 50/22 is still bollocks
It's a law that makes sense in rugby league and doesn't in Union.
Nah. If a team wants to commit everybody on the "tackle line" and leave the backfield unmarked, they are liable to get punished. Simples.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:48 pm
by Mr Tim Buktoo
laurent wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:41 pm Well done les petits hommes verts

Good fight by les rosbif
Not all on furlongs side. The first half the english were running the scrum around. Ref was shit all day. Did his best for england.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:48 pm
by Mr Tim Buktoo
Mr Tim Buktoo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:48 pm
laurent wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:41 pm Well done les petits hommes verts

Good fight by les rosbif
Not all on furlongs side. The first half the english were running the scrum around. Ref was shit all day. Did his best for england.
Wrrong quote replied to.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:49 pm
by SaintK
sefton wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
Ovals wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:35 pm Can't fault how ENgland have played with a man down for the whole game. It's been a mighty effort from all the players, especially the forwards. Probably our best performance of the tournament in many ways. Absolutely mullered their scrum. Ewels should never have been in the team - he's worse than useless.
He proved today how much of an empty shirt he is.
....and that Lawes should be the second row

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:51 pm
by sockwithaticket
EnergiseR2 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:45 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:42 pm Ireland are flattered massively by that scoreline.

Have to admire the fight and spirit of England, but it was mostly good defensive work and we never really looked like engineering any scores.
Bollox. We rope a doped the shit out of them. Was never in doubt for one minute. The only thing I am surprised is we had to rely on a sub or two. That needs analysis
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Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:51 pm
by duke
Is someone going to tell Woodentop that Marchant is an outside centre?

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:51 pm
by sockwithaticket
SaintK wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:49 pm
sefton wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:38 pm
Ovals wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:35 pm Can't fault how ENgland have played with a man down for the whole game. It's been a mighty effort from all the players, especially the forwards. Probably our best performance of the tournament in many ways. Absolutely mullered their scrum. Ewels should never have been in the team - he's worse than useless.
He proved today how much of an empty shirt he is.
....and that Lawes should be the second row
+10000000000

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:52 pm
by SaintK
duke wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:51 pm Is someone going to tell Woodentop that Marchant is an outside centre?
:lol: :lol:
I shouted that at the TV

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:52 pm
by JM2K6
Uncle fester wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:46 pm
Crash669 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:17 pm
JM2K6 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:15 pm Admire the skill but 50/22 is still bollocks
It's a law that makes sense in rugby league and doesn't in Union.
Nah. If a team wants to commit everybody on the "tackle line" and leave the backfield unmarked, they are liable to get punished. Simples.
This is silly. A large number of them come from turnover ball, and why on earth are we rewarding a lucky bounce with possession on top of the 60m+ territory gain? It's ridiculous.

Both of them today weren't because England had everyone up in the tackle line

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:54 pm
by Mr Tim Buktoo
EnergiseR2 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:49 pm
Mr Tim Buktoo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:48 pm
laurent wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:41 pm Well done les petits hommes verts

Good fight by les rosbif
Not all on furlongs side. The first half the english were running the scrum around. Ref was shit all day. Did his best for england.
I like the cut of your jib
Good man ER. Gotta tell it like it is ya know.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:56 pm
by C69
ER is the voice of reason and a true legend :wave:

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:58 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Mr Tim Buktoo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:54 pm
EnergiseR2 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:49 pm
Mr Tim Buktoo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:48 pm

Not all on furlongs side. The first half the english were running the scrum around. Ref was shit all day. Did his best for england.
I like the cut of your jib
Good man ER. Gotta tell it like it is ya know.
FM. I've enjoyed a few years of not having to suffer The Swarm.

Re: Official Match Thread - England v Ireland

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 7:01 pm
by Mr Tim Buktoo
Torquemada 1420 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:58 pm
Mr Tim Buktoo wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:54 pm
EnergiseR2 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 12, 2022 6:49 pm

I like the cut of your jib
Good man ER. Gotta tell it like it is ya know.
FM. I've enjoyed a few years of not having to suffer The Swarm.
You are a whingy cnut arent you. Will you ever go and support france instead of giving out about them the whole time.