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Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:49 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Argentina with the easiest and almost uncontested turn over in rugby history. Where the fuck are our loosies protecting the ball.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:50 am
by Jimmy Smallsteps
Gumboot wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:33 am
Wild Beef wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:24 am Reckon Argentina not being given enough credit too. They were epic tbf.
You're quite right, Argentina were fantastic. As an ABs suporter, I'm just shocked at how poorly they played. Two weeks in a row of turgid shit with nothing to show for it takes time to process.
No creativity, no nous, nothing.

Even the good old club rugby "quick hands" was beyond this All Blacks side.

They were dire.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:51 am
by Grandpa
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:49 am Argentina with the easiest and almost uncontested turn over in rugby history. Where the fuck are our loosies protecting the ball.
Do you have to force us to endure the game a second time... :bimbo:

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:53 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Christ. This one off the ruck crash ball is going nowhere. Change the fucking plan. We’re getting minced in the tackle and dominated at the ruck.

Oh and for fucks sake, where is the defence at the breakdown. He’s run right through the middle of us.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:53 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Grandpa wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:51 am
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:49 am Argentina with the easiest and almost uncontested turn over in rugby history. Where the fuck are our loosies protecting the ball.
Do you have to force us to endure the game a second time... :bimbo:
I’m 32 minutes into the first half.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:56 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Tissue paper scrum. We melted like a bog roll in a puddle.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:00 am
by Gumboot
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:56 am Tissue paper scrum. We melted like a bog roll in a puddle.
Yep, Plumtree and Feek are clearly piss poor replacements for Cron.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:03 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Argentina are niggly as fuck but getting away with it. Like the All Black teams of yester year would have.

And for the love of fucking Christ, Dick Mo blasts the penalty dead.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:05 am
by PCPhil
Grandpa wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:51 am
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:49 am Argentina with the easiest and almost uncontested turn over in rugby history. Where the fuck are our loosies protecting the ball.
Do you have to force us to endure the game a second time... :bimbo:
It's like seeing of the last beer then someone pulls out a hidden bottle of fine malt.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:07 am
by Wild Beef
That was a very good post jm2k6.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:09 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Half time analysis. Argies have dominated every aspect of that match. Rucks, scrums, destroyed us at the breakdown. Tackling has been immense. Even better at the niggle than we are.

All Blacks. Aimless shite. One off crash ball that is being easily dealt with every time. Loosies not working as a unit and we’re being picked off at will at the breakdown. Joggie Barrett offers little threat. ALB and Goodhue don’t seem to be working well together. Dick Mo and that kick to the corner. Wanker.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:10 am
by Grandpa
PCPhil wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:05 am
Grandpa wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:51 am
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 10:49 am Argentina with the easiest and almost uncontested turn over in rugby history. Where the fuck are our loosies protecting the ball.
Do you have to force us to endure the game a second time... :bimbo:
It's like seeing of the last beer then someone pulls out a hidden bottle of fine malt.
And that fine malt turns out to be vinegar... :mrgreen:

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:13 am
by Jimmy Smallsteps
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:09 am Half time analysis. Argies have dominated every aspect of that match. Rucks, scrums, destroyed us at the breakdown. Tackling has been immense. Even better at the niggle than we are.

All Blacks. Aimless shite. One off crash ball that is being easily dealt with every time. Loosies not working as a unit and we’re being picked off at will at the breakdown. Joggie Barrett offers little threat. ALB and Goodhue don’t seem to be working well together. Dick Mo and that kick to the corner. Wanker.
I love R Mo as has been well documented but he really needs to get the overcooked penalty kick out of his system. Just take a shorter distance.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:21 am
by ScarfaceClaw
I’m getting a cup of tea. 2nd half will resume shortly.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:26 am
by stunt_cunt
Lol. Bunch of turkeys. Wasn't even close, just complete and utter shit.

That's all Fozzie. Fuck knows what that gameplan started out as.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:28 am
by ScarfaceClaw
And great, one off crash shite getting laughed at by the Argie defence. We then lose the ball too easily.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:30 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Coles takes a few seconds out from trying to have a fight and throws into the line out. Great attacking ball and no one seems quite sure what is happening with the ball. Joggie drops it.

To top it off, scrum penalty.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:33 am
by ScarfaceClaw
That advantage was so long the Argies will be getting a random penalty 5 minutes into their next game.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:35 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Sanchez is a beautiful kicker of the ball. It’s an almost effortless motion and the ball goes a mile.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:37 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Joggie sprints off after being subbed. Or walks. They’re both fairly similar.

Taylor continues not being a great line out thrower by missing his first line out.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:40 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Try for NZ very much against the run of play. Savea gets a mention by appearing in the game.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:43 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Caleb Clarke with a mark and takes the kick to touch. All of about 5 feet. Shouting at the TV now.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:45 am
by ScarfaceClaw
At least Cheika doesn’t have that stupid fucking waving cat thing in the coaches box.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:48 am
by ScarfaceClaw
And Taylor with another shit line out throw. Seriously Cody, this is why you don’t start ahead of fighty Coles.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:50 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Yay. Change of plan. Oh, wait. The crash ball is what we were trying for the whole rest of the fucking match.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:53 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Snecky off. He’s one of the few All Blacks who hasn’t been shit. Him, Whitelock who was a lone forward for most of the match and Beauden Barrett. Dick Mo is ruined by that kick to touch.

And as I type, Rioko drops it cold in a back line move. It’s not too early to start drinking is it?

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:59 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Good ball in the 22 and we crash it. Over and over and over. Great defence by the Argies.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:01 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Tuipolotu leaves the field. Haven’t noticed he was on the field this half to be honest.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:04 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Hollywood pass from the base of the scrum and it was so bad I think I saw the ball going past my window.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:06 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Tap penalty and Bishop Desmond Sotutu get splattered on the crash. And turn over ball. Take the fucking scrum or line out.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:10 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Argies in the crowd rightly celebrating and going mental. That is a magnificent penalty by Sanchez.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:13 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
There’s no point bothering to turn up at the rucks now Savea. There’s a minute left. Where were you for the last 79 minutes.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:14 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Clarke scores a massively undeserved consolation try at the end.

Congrats Argentina. You were magnificent.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:15 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Foster out.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:34 pm
by handyman
The kiwis were complaning about the Boks not playing. They should be glad about it. They were fcuking nowhere.
Well done to Argentina, epic performance and so happy for you.
Hard luck nz, I'm sure Foster and co will fix this pretty soon.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:39 pm
by Jimmy Smallsteps
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:15 pmFoster out.
Not emphatic enough.

Foster

OUT

We all knew the job would be beyond the useless cunt.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:39 pm
by Jimmy Smallsteps
handyman wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:34 pm The kiwis were complaning about the Boks not playing. They should be glad about it. They were fcuking nowhere.
Well done to Argentina, epic performance and so happy for you.
Hard luck nz, I'm sure Foster and co will fix this pretty soon.
Perhaps the "world champs" should have sacked up like the Argies and come out to play.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:41 pm
by Jimmy Smallsteps
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:13 pm There’s no point bothering to turn up at the rucks now Savea. There’s a minute left. Where were you for the last 79 minutes.
Overrated and quite dumb. Remember when Gardner bagged him for interefering with the halfback and he just gave up and let him run for 40 metres? Classic dumb Ardie.

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:43 pm
by Jimmy Smallsteps
ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:06 pm Tap penalty and Bishop Desmond Sotutu get splattered on the crash. And turn over ball. Take the fucking scrum or line out.
:lolno:

Reminds me of a UK witticism. Apparently to get a 2:2 degree is to earn oneself a "Desmond". :lol:

Re: Tri Nations: All Blacks vs Pumas: MATCH THREAD: Sat 14th Nov

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:44 pm
by handyman
Jimmy Smallsteps wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:39 pm
handyman wrote: Sat Nov 14, 2020 12:34 pm The kiwis were complaning about the Boks not playing. They should be glad about it. They were fcuking nowhere.
Well done to Argentina, epic performance and so happy for you.
Hard luck nz, I'm sure Foster and co will fix this pretty soon.
Perhaps the "world champs" should have sacked up like the Argies and come out to play.
You want to take on the Boks? You can't even beat Arg.

Pumas! Well done lads. Putting nz wins over Aus in perspective.