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Bit crappy today but the next four days look good for full days of cricket. Getting progressively warmer and sunnier into the weekend. In fact the perfect weekend to be sitting with a couple of beers and a jug of Pimms with your mates at a Test match 

And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
Even sitting by the ropes at a local club would be lovely at the momentBiffer wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:38 am Bit crappy today but the next four days look good for full days of cricket. Getting progressively warmer and sunnier into the weekend. In fact the perfect weekend to be sitting with a couple of beers and a jug of Pimms with your mates at a Test match![]()
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Yeah, I saw a father and son with a bat and ball on the artificial strip in the park the other day and almost stopped to watchSlick wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:43 amEven sitting by the ropes at a local club would be lovely at the momentBiffer wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:38 am Bit crappy today but the next four days look good for full days of cricket. Getting progressively warmer and sunnier into the weekend. In fact the perfect weekend to be sitting with a couple of beers and a jug of Pimms with your mates at a Test match![]()


And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
I got annoyed when I saw a non-cricket playing family having a picnic in the nets at our local ground.Biffer wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:02 amYeah, I saw a father and son with a bat and ball on the artificial strip in the park the other day and almost stopped to watchSlick wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:43 amEven sitting by the ropes at a local club would be lovely at the momentBiffer wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:38 am Bit crappy today but the next four days look good for full days of cricket. Getting progressively warmer and sunnier into the weekend. In fact the perfect weekend to be sitting with a couple of beers and a jug of Pimms with your mates at a Test match![]()
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At least they weren't on the square...Sandstorm wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:04 amI got annoyed when I saw a non-cricket playing family having a picnic in the nets at our local ground.![]()
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
We've had juniors training for weeks at our village club, in small groups. Full return expected this coming weekend, subject to arranging fixtures and getting the pitch prepared beyond danger-levels. It should be a bowler's summer.
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Don't like Broad's New Look. He's become the bully in The Karate Kid.
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I was wondering why it was raining this morning 

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For the first time in lockdown we've had to put up signs saying that it is a private ground and have put in CCTV to stop people:Sandstorm wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:04 amI got annoyed when I saw a non-cricket playing family having a picnic in the nets at our local ground.![]()
- letting their dogs shit everywhere
- Putting up football goals on the square
- leaving litter everywhere
- shagging on the pavilion verandah (genuinely)
Seems to have done the trick in the end.
Not shocked at the rain in Soton, club wise we have over 50 people available Saturday and raring to go. The ECB are continually delaying giving out the club guidelines, the rumour being that they are very worried about the backlash that they're about to get. Cricket Ireland's guidelines have not been popular by all accounts. But our bar is ready and cricket clubs are ideally placed for people to have a few beers in the sun, none of us are exactly short on space...
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'Not a great batting performance from England today Bob?'And 1 guest wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:57 am I'll miss Bob Willis presenting his verdict on sky tonight.
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If the weather does improve after today and the pitch is flat and dry the batsmen need a decent total. Did Holder say what he would have done if he had won the toss?duke wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:38 pm Broad and Woakes out, Archer and Wood playing - pretty risky given the conditions
Holder said he would have bowled to make use of the overhead conditions.And 1 guest wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:43 pmIf the weather does improve after today and the pitch is flat and dry the batsmen need a decent total. Did Holder say what he would have done if he had won the toss?duke wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:38 pm Broad and Woakes out, Archer and Wood playing - pretty risky given the conditions
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A minute silence in an empty ground seems pointless.
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Burns survives an lbw referral then Sibley bowled by a ball that did next to nothing. Neither playing a shot.
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Burns survives an lbw referral then Sibley bowled by a ball that did next to nothing. Neither playing a shot.
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Watching the wicket again it came back more than I first thought. Good bowling to be hitting top of off in the first over by both quicks.JM2K6 wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:19 pm I think we can go easy on the guys who've barely played any cricket for months tbh
This is going to be a tricky session against a classy attack
Far too close to off stump to be leaving it though - misjudgement.And 1 guest wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:40 pmWatching the wicket again it came back more than I first thought. Good bowling to be hitting top of off in the first over by both quicks.JM2K6 wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:19 pm I think we can go easy on the guys who've barely played any cricket for months tbh
This is going to be a tricky session against a classy attack
Weather all around here is quite threatening - fairly warm though and the ground is still very dry. I'd be surprised if they didn't see some more drizzle before the close. Not ideal for the batting side but the ball isn't moving around prodigously - as I type that Gabriel gets one to seam back quite markedly........
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Must be a nightmare for the batters, all this on and off business. In these conditions when the top order are all playing for their places, with no recent form behind them.
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12/1 after 9 - Gabriel getting Sibley
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Was going to question the “ball that did nothing” comment. It was a great ball that seamed back in from a good wide angle when the others had straighted.And 1 guest wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:40 pmWatching the wicket again it came back more than I first thought. Good bowling to be hitting top of off in the first over by both quicks.JM2K6 wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:19 pm I think we can go easy on the guys who've barely played any cricket for months tbh
This is going to be a tricky session against a classy attack
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Its been doing a fair bit off the pitch, but nothing in the air. A real Stuart Broad wicket 
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Denly did well again...
Denly did well again...
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Time for the lower middle order and bowlers to rescue us again.
Do you think we could negotiate with the opposition to simply allow us to start at a random number between 40 to 60-3 and pick three decent fielders to sit on their hands until we bowl?
Do you think we could negotiate with the opposition to simply allow us to start at a random number between 40 to 60-3 and pick three decent fielders to sit on their hands until we bowl?