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Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:10 pm
by sturginho
Bigi is so shit, and they made him captain...
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:10 pm
by Kawazaki
This is Eddie's England.
Shark jumped fellas
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:11 pm
by RodneyRegis
Hill in trouble?
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:12 pm
by RodneyRegis
Meh, nothing in that. Hopefully gives them a kick up the arse.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:12 pm
by sockwithaticket
Looks like it rides up a bit in the slow mo, yellow?
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:14 pm
by RodneyRegis
Yeah, pretty clear yellow. Very soft. Even if he wasn't falling that's never below his shoulders.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:16 pm
by RodneyRegis
What has Watson een eating during lockdown?!
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:19 pm
by sockwithaticket
Fuck we're shit.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:20 pm
by Hal Jordan
Just spent five minutes passing the ball with my six year old son. I won't insert the obvious joke, but he passes better than me.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:20 pm
by PCPhil
England are always cr@p 1st match. I blame the barbarian pissheads. Fek em.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:21 pm
by sockwithaticket
PCPhil wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:20 pm
England are always cr@p 1st match. I blame the barbarian pissheads. Fek em.
I know, but I wasn't expecting it to be this bad.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:22 pm
by tcc_dc
A little nick...sam will be back
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:23 pm
by PCPhil
sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:21 pm
PCPhil wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:20 pm
England are always cr@p 1st match. I blame the barbarian pissheads. Fek em.
I know, but I wasn't expecting it to be this bad.
This will be the best chance Italy will have to beat England.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:23 pm
by Kawazaki
What the fuck do England do in training?
Play hoof the fucker for 2 hours?
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:24 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Itoji being a niggly bastard. Who knew.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:24 pm
by tcc_dc
Italians are at least giving it a go in the backs
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:24 pm
by Hal Jordan
It's not accepted to speak ill of the "dead", but Polledri should have been the Italian 8 rather earlier.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:26 pm
by RodneyRegis
PCPhil wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:20 pm
England are always cr@p 1st match. I blame the barbarian pissheads. Fek em.
It's Italy...
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:26 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Italy will run out of pace and stamina around the 55-60 mark and England will paper over the cracks with a faux dry humping.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:27 pm
by Hal Jordan
Well done Hill there.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:28 pm
by Steve
Umbro jerseys. How working class
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:28 pm
by bessantj
Haven't seen a bunch if Italians make ground over England like that since the Romans.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:28 pm
by RodneyRegis
Better kyle
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:29 pm
by Hal Jordan
Crikey, Slade, who wears short shorts?
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:29 pm
by tcc_dc
Getting a little testy
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:31 pm
by Kawazaki
If the Italian scrumhalf grabs the ball while it's still in the England scrum then I he can say he's just copying what Youngs just did.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:34 pm
by Hal Jordan
Wow. Total garbage against 7 men in that "maul".
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:34 pm
by tcc_dc
What the hell is going on.....
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:35 pm
by RodneyRegis
Italians getting right under English skin.
Brilliant from furbank my arris
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:35 pm
by sockwithaticket
Well done, Billy. Turned the possibility of pressuring their 7 man scrum into an easy exit for them.
Idiot.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:35 pm
by Hal Jordan
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:36 pm
by RodneyRegis
Lovely step jonny may
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:36 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
Get the fucking subs out of the in goal area.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:36 pm
by sturginho
SHIT!
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:37 pm
by Hal Jordan
No idea what Earl was up to slapping that ball back.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:37 pm
by sockwithaticket
Absolute garbage from England, but fair play to Italy, they've stepped up a bit from last week.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:38 pm
by RodneyRegis
Lol. This looked like we'd beat the clock after the first try. Since which moment has farrell been on the pitch? Don't think I've ever seen such an anonymous performance from a fly half.
2 passes, one run. So apart from the try he's touched it once. Rest has been gash kicks.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:39 pm
by Hal Jordan
Carling with an ad asking us to go to our local pub just as Johnson sends us all home.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:40 pm
by Dinsdale Piranha
If I had cancelled anything else to watch this game, I'd be really pissed off at the dross being served up by England.
But as I've been sitting on my arse all day I'm merely disappointed.
Re: Italy Vs England lazy match thread
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:41 pm
by RodneyRegis
26 kicks from hand, 31 passes.
Absolute anti-rugby.