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Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 5:32 am
by assfly
Well done Stormers. They turned it around very well considering their off-field shenanigans.

Fairly happy with the end result for the Sharks, very close to top spot. It could have been different if we had played a Welsh team in our last match.

Looking forward to this weekend, but I think a Bulls victory is inevitable.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 6:20 am
by OomStruisbaai
assfly wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 5:32 am Well done Stormers. They turned it around very well considering their off-field shenanigans.

Fairly happy with the end result for the Sharks, very close to top spot. It could have been different if we had played a Welsh team in our last match.

Looking forward to this weekend, but I think a Bulls victory is inevitable.
Thanks Boet.

You couldn't beat the Stormers, that's double points in the end.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 6:44 am
by OomStruisbaai
Dobson
R365
Stormers head coach John Dobson said loyalty played a key role in his team’s success so far.

“After 18 games to be the best team in South Africa at this level, it means a lot to the group,” said Dobson.

“We have been in the media for a long time for bad news over a few years and remarkable people like Steven Kitshoff, Scarra Ntubeni, Frans Malherbe, Damian Willemse and Salmaan Moerat stayed loyal to us.

“It’s good payback for them and it just means a lot to the group and to those youngsters coming through.

“We know we got a couple of important weeks coming up.

“There is no sense of the job being done at this stage.”
Kitsie
“Winning the Shield was the first step for us to cement ourselves and build on the season we were currently having, especially after that home stretch and the confidence and the momentum that we got,” said Kitshoff.

“The silverware is absolutely amazing.

“You can actually feel the buzz in the changing room afterwards and how happy it made the guys.

“The guys worked hard and sacrificed a sh*tload.

“We know what play-off rugby is like and I think there was a little glimpse of it today [Saturday].

“We need to build on this and fix the mistakes we made tonight.

“I think there are some golden opportunities ahead of us.”

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 6:51 am
by OomStruisbaai
The Lions coach reasoning why they don't made the top 8.
In the space of three weeks between late January and the early parts of February, the Lions lost four games in a row against South African opposition.

It started with a 37-47 loss to the Sharks in Johannesburg before they lost two games in a row to the Bulls (10-34 and 13-21).

After that, they suffered a 10-32 defeat to the Stormers at Ellis Park after they upset the Capetonians earlier in the season at Cape Town Stadium.

In total, the Lions only won one of
The opposit to the Stormers where they won the SA Shield.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 8:17 am
by FalseBayFC
Some interesting stats from the regular season stage of the URC. Aside from Leinster, the rest of the top 8 are pretty tight across the metrics. Stormers attacking play reflected in the numbers. It would be interesting to see the corresponding numbers from the other leagues.



Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 8:20 am
by assfly
Leinster's missed tackle. Pathetic, really.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 8:31 am
by FalseBayFC
assfly wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 8:20 am Leinster's missed tackle. Pathetic, really.
haha
The Sharks have a high missed tackle count percentage. But the relatively low number of tackles suggests they had a high possession percentage. Their impotence on attack was frustrating to watch.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 8:31 am
by CM11
assfly wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 8:20 am Leinster's missed tackle. Pathetic, really.
Bottom of the pile.

Interesting stats. Plenty of average ones in terms of ranking for Leinster but top tries scored and bottom tries conceded is all that matters.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 9:06 am
by assfly
FalseBayFC wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 8:31 am Their impotence on attack was frustrating to watch.
Yes, that's my outstanding memory from this first season. Flashes of brilliance in every game, but largely very dull on attack.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 9:17 am
by Chilli
assfly wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 9:06 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 8:31 am Their impotence on attack was frustrating to watch.
Yes, that's my outstanding memory from this first season. Flashes of brilliance in every game, but largely very dull on attack.
It is because your 9 and 10 are shite.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 9:26 am
by assfly
Chilli wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 9:17 am It is because your 9 and 10 are shite.
Hard to argue with that, but I've got a bit more patience for Hendrikse to develop. Grant Williams should start on Saturday at 9 though, he's earned it.

I'd be happy if I never saw Bosch in a Sharks jersey again.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 9:29 am
by OomStruisbaai
Ungerer made a few mistakes but his basic service is very good. His kicking is also good which make him a good combination with Libbok who attack the line and distribution is excellent.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 9:48 am
by FalseBayFC
Chilli wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 9:17 am
assfly wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 9:06 am
FalseBayFC wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 8:31 am Their impotence on attack was frustrating to watch.
Yes, that's my outstanding memory from this first season. Flashes of brilliance in every game, but largely very dull on attack.
It is because your 9 and 10 are shite.
Apart from Lukhanyo who was in Japan for this year our centres are very meh too. Jonker looked promising though when he came on. RJVR will help next season and I think Kok should move in to 13 when Am is out.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 10:03 am
by assfly
I thought Louw improved immensely this season, and hope he starts next to Am. But yes, Rohan will likely walk into that 12 jersey.

The rest have got a bit of work to do. Pity the CC has been so stop-start this season, it must be hard to string together enough performances to find form. I guess next season when the Boks are playing they'll get their chances.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 10:32 am
by OomStruisbaai
Isn't Louw on his way to the Lions?

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 11:12 am
by assfly
OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 10:32 am Isn't Louw on his way to the Lions?
Yes.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 11:34 am
by FalseBayFC
Nice welcome home for the Stormers from the Cape Minstrels.


Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 11:56 am
by assfly
That looks like a punishment.

What would they have done if they had lost?

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 12:12 pm
by Chilli
assfly wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 11:56 am That looks like a punishment.

What would they have done if they had lost?
Jack Parow.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 12:14 pm
by Chilli
Where is Handyman?
Did he flounce?

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 12:30 pm
by assfly
Chilli wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 12:14 pm Where is Handyman?
The second trumpet player, if I'm not mistaken.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 12:59 pm
by OomStruisbaai
assfly wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 12:30 pm
Chilli wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 12:14 pm Where is Handyman?
The second trumpet player, if I'm not mistaken.
Didn't survive the camping.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 1:06 pm
by OomStruisbaai
Vodacom United Rugby Championship quarter-final schedule:

Friday, 3 June
Ulster vs Munster
Kingspan Stadium, Belfast (8.35pm, SA time)

Saturday, 4 June
Bulls vs Sharks
Loftus Versfeld, Pretoria (1.45pm)

Leinster vs Glasgow Warriors
RDS Arena, Dublin (4.15pm)

Stormers vs Edinburgh
Cape Town Stadium, Cape Town (7pm)

Playoff pathway:

Semi-final 1: Leinster/Glasgow Warriors versus Bulls/Sharks
Semi-final 2: Stormers/Edinburgh versus Ulster/Munster

So this mean if Glasgow and/or EdinBokke win, they'll get home semi finals.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 8:00 pm
by Chilli
assfly wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 12:30 pm
Chilli wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 12:14 pm Where is Handyman?
The second trumpet player, if I'm not mistaken.
Not even the first violinist?

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 4:51 am
by Biffer
I feel the need to point out that Munster aren’t guaranteed Heineken Cup rugby next year.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 6:00 am
by lemonhead
Biffer wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 4:51 am I feel the need to point out that Munster aren’t guaranteed Heineken Cup rugby next year.
What needs to happen/not happen, Glasgow winning it or something?

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 7:55 am
by OomStruisbaai
lemonhead wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 6:00 am
Biffer wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 4:51 am I feel the need to point out that Munster aren’t guaranteed Heineken Cup rugby next year.
What needs to happen/not happen, Glasgow winning it or something?
Glasgow need to win the URC.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 10:50 am
by OomStruisbaai
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If the Stormers drew their last game , they still would won the SA Conference and ended 3rd with Ulster 2nd.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 10:57 am
by assfly
OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:50 am If the Stormers drew their last game , they still would won the SA Conference and ended 3rd with Ulster 2nd.
In this same parallel universe, the Sharks would have won with a bonus point.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:06 am
by OomStruisbaai
assfly wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:57 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 10:50 am If the Stormers drew their last game , they still would won the SA Conference and ended 3rd with Ulster 2nd.
In this same parallel universe, the Sharks would have won with a bonus point.
:lol: I try to be realistic here.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:12 am
by _Os_
I see the Stomps are excited about coming second.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:13 am
by assfly
_Os_ wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:12 am I see the Stomps are excited about coming second.
They're obsessed with Deon Fourie replacing Kolisi as Bok captain.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:25 am
by Biffer
OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 7:55 am
lemonhead wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 6:00 am
Biffer wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 4:51 am I feel the need to point out that Munster aren’t guaranteed Heineken Cup rugby next year.
What needs to happen/not happen, Glasgow winning it or something?
Glasgow need to win the URC.
Yep

So I'm pretty sure they're safe tbh

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:26 am
by _Os_
assfly wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:13 am
_Os_ wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:12 am I see the Stomps are excited about coming second.
They're obsessed with Deon Fourie replacing Kolisi as Bok captain.
Crazy over hyping.

They have some props and some wings/fullbacks. There's going to be very few Stomps in the Bok 23, only 3-5 players.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:43 am
by OomStruisbaai
_Os_ wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:26 am
assfly wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:13 am
_Os_ wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:12 am I see the Stomps are excited about coming second.
They're obsessed with Deon Fourie replacing Kolisi as Bok captain.
Crazy over hyping.

They have some props and some wings/fullbacks. There's going to be very few Stomps in the Bok 23, only 3-5 players.
5 ? That will be awesome.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:56 am
by OomStruisbaai
assfly wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:13 am
_Os_ wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:12 am I see the Stomps are excited about coming second.
They're obsessed with Deon Fourie replacing Kolisi as Bok captain.
Not long ago Os, you and Sards wanted the Twins in Kolisi place. :think:

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:57 am
by _Os_
OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:43 am
_Os_ wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:26 am
assfly wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 11:13 am

They're obsessed with Deon Fourie replacing Kolisi as Bok captain.
Crazy over hyping.

They have some props and some wings/fullbacks. There's going to be very few Stomps in the Bok 23, only 3-5 players.
5 ? That will be awesome.
The Bok coaches are one eyed Stomps, so I factored that in.

If it was someone unbiased and impartial, like me, it would be between 0 and 3.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 12:12 pm
by Sards
I see the quarter finals are 4th June.....


Thank vok.....I thought it was this weekend and I would miss it.


ONWARDS AND UPWARDS....


Everette is taking a pounding on social media....and of course every second jealous vokker has to throw in the $$$$$$


Its so vokken juvenile

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 12:13 pm
by OomStruisbaai
You probably count the x Stormers like Kolisi , Bongi, Ellende and Etsebeth in.

Re: Official United Rugby Championship (PRO16) thread

Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 12:15 pm
by Sards
OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 12:13 pm You probably count the x Stormers like Kolisi , Bongi, Ellende and Etsebeth in.
We are proffessionals,
We don't bring up PSDT , Roos , Libbok etc.
Its the amateur clubs and Unions that work like that.
Once they sign for a club it doesn't matter whether they played for Gugs 3rd or whatever.

The question that needs to be asked is Why...?

Why did these players leave to find another club?

And don't tell me its money. There are other factors that are at play...............