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Hope the Saffer gets his ton.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:59 am Hope the Saffer gets his ton.
Malan? Me too
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:59 am Hope the Saffer gets his ton.
Michael Neser?
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Marnus is so fucking lucky.

Buttler is a dogshit Test keeper, though. Christ.
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JM2K6 wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:19 am Marnus is so fucking lucky.

Buttler is a dogshit Test keeper, though. Christ.
Wouldn't be near the team if he wasn't liked because of his white ball stuff. That was a pathetic drop. No excuse for that.
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Happyhooker wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:06 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:59 am Hope the Saffer gets his ton.
Malan? Me too
Tomorrow.
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JM2K6 wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:19 am Marnus is so fucking lucky.

Buttler is a dogshit Test keeper, though. Christ.
Commentators being overly kind on the first one: saying it was a tough chance. Second one: surely one of the worst drops ever. Given he's meant to be a keeper, that was worse than Denly's spill of Williamson. :crazy:
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I think this is why England went with 4 frontline pace bowlers plus Stokes, rather than including a true spinner. They can't leave him out, but just in case he breaks down...
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Why don't Australia just flick Harris and promote all the top order batters one place?

1. Warner
2. Labuschagne
3. Smith
4. Head
5. Green

By then they'll have a thousand runs on the board, so why persist with all these other failed "specialist" openers?
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The next session is crucial for England. If they don't bowl Australia out I reckon they're fucked.
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England were fucked when they lost the toss.
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Warne talking shit as usual.

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Burns is not Broad's favourite cricketer.

Gives him an earful for not cutting off the leg glance from Smith at leg gulley, and then he throws five overthrows.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 6:49 am England were fucked when they lost the toss.
England were fucked before they left for Australia.
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Wicket for England.....but Neser and Starc were having the time of their lives out there.
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Cracking T20 wicket, this.

473/9 declared. Another absolute pounding on the horizon.
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Recurring theme of Root's captaincy is being completely clueless against the tail. Horrendous viewing.
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Richardson has no leap at the crease at all, very odd.
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Excellent work by Burns to last until the third over
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Good Lord that's a bad shot, Hameed.

12/2 on a flat pitch. Woohoo!
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Jesus that was pathetic. Soft as you get to a rather innocuous delivery
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Happyhooker wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:06 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 10:59 am Hope the Saffer gets his ton.
Malan? Me too
Maybe he meant Neser?

Good debut for him so far.
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JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:12 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 6:49 am England were fucked when they lost the toss.
England were fucked before they left for Australia.
Is there a point where England get stripped of competing for the Ashes?

Replace them with India or something?
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:54 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:12 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 6:49 am England were fucked when they lost the toss.
England were fucked before they left for Australia.
Is there a point where England get stripped of competing for the Ashes?

Replace them with India or something?
Aussies enjoy beating us far too much to let that happen.
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JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:57 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:54 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 9:12 am

England were fucked before they left for Australia.
Is there a point where England get stripped of competing for the Ashes?

Replace them with India or something?
Aussies enjoy beating us far too much to let that happen.
It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:22 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:57 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:54 pm

Is there a point where England get stripped of competing for the Ashes?

Replace them with India or something?
Aussies enjoy beating us far too much to let that happen.
It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...
Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!
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JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:27 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:22 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:57 pm

Aussies enjoy beating us far too much to let that happen.
It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...
Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!
Well some here thought England might win the odd test... Aggers even thought it would be a drawn series.... :grin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59491001
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:46 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:27 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:22 pm

It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...
Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!
Well some here thought England might win the odd test... Aggers even thought it would be a drawn series.... :grin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59491001
I remember looking at that article and thinking I'd have what some of them were smoking. This was never going to be a close series.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:46 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:27 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:22 pm

It's the hope that kills you... it's like the little fat kid going to the school prom thinking he's going to pull the prom Queen. It's crushing to the soul every time...
Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!
Well some here thought England might win the odd test... Aggers even thought it would be a drawn series.... :grin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59491001
Jesus. If ever you needed proof that the BBC's cricket coverage is hamstrung by having to be nice about England and the ECB...
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Biffer wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:47 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:46 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:27 pm

Show me who had hope of England not getting smashed on this tour and I'll beat some sense into them!
Well some here thought England might win the odd test... Aggers even thought it would be a drawn series.... :grin:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/59491001
I remember looking at that article and thinking I'd have what some of them were smoking. This was never going to be a close series.
Guess if they all said 5-0 to Australia they'd be accused of negativity.... :lolno:
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:58 pm The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.
It is a shame that most couldn't travel.
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Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:19 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:58 pm The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.
It is a shame that most couldn't travel.
Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on
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Happyhooker wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:38 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:19 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:58 pm The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.
It is a shame that most couldn't travel.
Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on
Or indeed spent an entire series in the Caribbean trying to avoid the dicks.
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Happyhooker wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:38 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:19 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:58 pm The Poms will fight hard tomorrow. I love the Barmy Army. Best cricket supporters.
It is a shame that most couldn't travel.
Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on
Especially when the moron with the trumpet is there
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SaintK wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 4:25 pm
Happyhooker wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:38 pm
Grandpa wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:19 pm

It is a shame that most couldn't travel.
Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on
Especially when the moron with the trumpet is there
I will join them in the singing and drinking. Can only be fun.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 4:34 pm
SaintK wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 4:25 pm
Happyhooker wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:38 pm

Oom has also not sat in the same stand as them for two fucking days. Some of them seem unaware that a cricket match is on
Especially when the moron with the trumpet is there
I will join them in the singing and drinking. Can only be fun.
I will drink excessively, sing on occasion, but those twats hardly watch the cricket....

Re drinking to excess, did I ever tell you guys the easiest way to get 3L of wine into a ground (that isn't Lord's)
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