NPR

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:39 pm

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:36 pm

Biffer wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:26 pm If you’re a big enough shithole that the Long Room at Lords has a go at you, you probably need to reconsider your behaviour.

This Aussie team with its leadership group containing known and previously banned cheats are one of the least likeable, least watchable test sides I’ve ever come across.

And I’m Scottish and have Aussie citizenship.

That’s how much of a bunch of arseholes they are. They’re making me want England to win.

What a load of bullshit. The arseholes are the ones in the crowd and the long room. With the UK being a bonfire it's to be expected I suppose.....

Broken England.

.

Listen to the boos and jeers......

Really hope we do these pricks 5-0......

SaintK wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:47 pm

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:39 pm

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:36 pm

What a load of bullshit. The arseholes are the ones in the crowd and the long room. With the UK being a bonfire it's to be expected I suppose.....

Broken England.

.

Listen to the boos and jeers......

Really hope we do these pricks 5-0......

Still be utter cunts just like you
Fuck of back under your slimey rock

Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:32 pm Australian cricket is the definition of being able to dish it out but being unable to take it back.

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:42 pm

Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:32 pm Australian cricket is the definition of being able to dish it out but being unable to take it back.

Really if we can't take it how is it we are 2-0 up???

Disgraceful scenes at Lords real Wendyball stuff. Really poor sore losers.......

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:42 pm

Pa ddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:32 pm Australian cricket is the definition of being able to dish it out but being unable to take it back.

Really if we can't take it how is it we are 2-0 up???

Disgraceful scenes at Lords real Wendyball stuff. Really poor sore losers.......

Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:49 pm

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:42 pm

Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:32 pm Australian cricket is the definition of being able to dish it out but being unable to take it back.

Really if we can't take it how is it we are 2-0 up???

Disgraceful scenes at Lords real Wendyball stuff. Really poor sore losers.......

Because your team is good at cricket. That has nothing to do with your inability to take stick despite giving plenty out.

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:54 pm

SaintK wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:47 pm

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 3:39 pm

Listen to the boos and jeers......

Really hope we do these pricks 5-0......

Still be utter cunts just like you
Fuck of back under your slimey rock

Are the anguished tears of defeat....

Delicious they are......

Sandstorm wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 6:10 pm Pom crowd thought they had a great chance when Stokes was flying. The inevitable collapse upset them tremendously, but booing just isn’t cricket.

Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Sun Jul 02, 2023 7:22 pm Also a really odd belief that cricket is watched in reverential silence that can be disproved by watching just about any game of cricket. The Ashes has a strong case for being the greatest rivalry in sport, it would be weird if the crowd weren’t getting at the Aussies!

The assumption has to be that they heckled the players as cheats, which is also factually true for the majority of then.

Wyndham Upalot wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 12:50 am Bazza you're a WUM cunt. You revel in it you cunt, cz you're a cunt. You like being a cunt, cz you're a cunt. Guess what you are cunt? Yes, you're a cunt. Happy Christmas cunt, cunt.

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 1:37 am

Wyndham Upalot wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 12:50 am Bazza you're a WUM cunt. You revel in it you cunt, cz you're a cunt. You like being a cunt, cz you're a cunt. Guess what you are cunt? Yes, you're a cunt. Happy Christmas cunt, cunt.

Keep crying you simpering peanut. We will just keep doing what we have always done. BEAT YOU

Guy Smiley wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 2:41 am Australia’s winning percentage in tests against England is 58%.

You don’t hear from them when they lose. They come out of the woodwork when they win. The ultimate flat track bullies… pretty spineless behaviour really. It’s not just cricket though… it’s a national trait.

Jellyfish.

Wyndham Upalot wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 2:24 am

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 1:37 am

Wyndham Upalot wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 12:50 am Bazza you're a WUM cunt. You revel in it you cunt, cz you're a cunt. You like being a cunt, cz you're a cunt. Guess what you are cunt? Yes, you're a cunt. Happy Christmas cunt, cunt.

Keep crying you simpering peanut. We will just keep doing what we have always done. BEAT YOU

Knows ur a cunt. Nice one gentleman, cunt. Tip my hat to ya. Cunt. I'm Welsh, so have no skin in this game, cunt.

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 5:17 am Aussies being upset about this is hilarious. If you include two known cheats in your squad, you’re going to get pelters any time you linger in the areas of the rules that are a bit grey, or aren’t seen to be completely on the side of sportsmanship.

That’s what happens when you cheat, deliberately and knowingly. It will follow you forever, and tarnish everyone you’re associated with.

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 5:31 am

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 5:17 am Aussies being upset about this is hilarious. If you include two known cheats in your squad, you’re going to get pelters any time you linger in the areas of the rules that are a bit grey, or aren’t seen to be completely on the side of sportsmanship.

That’s what happens when you cheat, deliberately and knowingly. It will follow you forever, and tarnish everyone you’re associated with.

Bullshit. Does it follow Mike Atherton. He cheated. Are the English constantly reminded about it, do Australians sing songs incessantly about it? How about Faf and SA. How about NZ and Chris Cairns?

No it's just the Australians who will be held to account isn't it....

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:10 am

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 5:31 am

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 5:17 am Aussies being upset about this is hilarious. If you include two known cheats in your squad, you’re going to get pelters any time you linger in the areas of the rules that are a bit grey, or aren’t seen to be completely on the side of sportsmanship.

That’s what happens when you cheat, deliberately and knowingly. It will follow you forever, and tarnish everyone you’re associated with.

Bullshit. Does it follow Mike Atherton. He cheated. Are the English constantly reminded about it, do Australians sing songs incessantly about it? How about Faf and SA. How about NZ and Chris Cairns?

No it's just the Australians who will be held to account isn't it....

Did Atherton get banned for a year? No, got a small fine but it still hangs over him and is raised every single time there’s another allegation against a player.

Cairns has won every trial he was involved in.

Du Plessis didn’t get banned, but it hangs over his reputation. Similar to Atherton, his name comes up all the time.

You seem to be trying to suggest Smith and Warner were only alleged to have been ball tampering. Their actions were clearly the worst ball tampering that has been seen.

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:46 am

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:10 am

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 5:31 am

Bullshit. Does it follow Mike Atherton. He cheated. Are the English constantly reminded about it, do Australians sing songs incessantly about it? How about Faf and SA. How about NZ and Chris Cairns?

No it's just the Australians who will be held to account isn't it....

Did Atherton get banned for a year? No, got a small fine but it still hangs over him and is raised every single time there’s another allegation against a player.

Cairns has won every trial he was involved in.

Du Plessis didn’t get banned, but it hangs over his reputation. Similar to Atherton, his name comes up all the time.

You seem to be trying to suggest Smith and Warner were only alleged to have been ball tampering. Their actions were clearly the worst ball tampering that has been seen.

At the end of the day everyone else has done it. No one else had the balls to ban them and the furore over Bairstow is hypocrisy writ large considering he attempted to do the exact same thing earlier in this match. The level of coordinated vitriol and outrage towards the Australians is way above what the aforementioned players and countries ever had to cop.
Just turning into chav Wendyball.

The real story is how can England be this bad when a fortnight ago they were the most revolutionary thing that had ever strode the earth. Hubris much......

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:57 am

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:46 am

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:10 am

Did Atherton get banned for a year? No, got a small fine but it still hangs over him and is raised every single time there’s another allegation against a player.

Cairns has won every trial he was involved in.

Du Plessis didn’t get banned, but it hangs over his reputation. Similar to Atherton, his name comes up all the time.

You seem to be trying to suggest Smith and Warner were only alleged to have been ball tampering. Their actions were clearly the worst ball tampering that has been seen.

At the end of the day everyone else has done it. No one else had the balls to ban them and the furore over Bairstow is hypocrisy writ large considering he attempted to do the exact same thing earlier in this match. The level of coordinated vitriol and outrage towards the Australians is way above what the aforementioned players and countries ever had to cop.
Just turning into chav Wendyball.

The real story is how can England be this bad when a fortnight ago they were the most revolutionary thing that had ever strode the earth. Hubris much......

Ah, the old excuse that the degree of the offence doesn’t matter. Usually used as a whataboutery excuse by someone who knows their guys has done something much worse but tries to spray the shit they’ve covered themselves in on to everyone else.

And trying to turn this into a thing where the Aussies are the only ones brave enough to take on cheating,

Blackmac wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:50 am Of all the threads to get near the depths of the old place, who would have thought it would be the Cricket thread.

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:09 am

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:57 am

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:46 am

At the end of the day everyone else has done it. No one else had the balls to ban them and the furore over Bairstow is hypocrisy writ large considering he attempted to do the exact same thing earlier in this match. The level of coordinated vitriol and outrage towards the Australians is way above what the aforementioned players and countries ever had to cop.
Just turning into chav Wendyball.

The real story is how can England be this bad when a fortnight ago they were the most revolutionary thing that had ever strode the earth. Hubris much......

Ah, the old excuse that the degree of the offence doesn’t matter. Usually used as a whataboutery excuse by someone who knows their guys has done something much worse but tries to spray the shit they’ve covered themselves in on to everyone else.

And trying to turn this into a thing where the Aussies are the only ones brave enough to take on cheating,

Mate who are you. Get back to me when Scotland gets a Test Team and Country for that matter.

Scotland are a clownshop when it comes to sport

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:09 am

Biffer wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:57 am

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:46 am

At the end of the day everyone else has done it. No one else had the balls to ban them and the furore over Bairstow is hypocrisy writ large considering he attempted to do the exact same thing earlier in this match. The level of coordinated vitriol and outrage towards the Australians is way above what the aforementioned players and countries ever had to cop.
Just turning into chav Wendyball.

The real story is how can England be this bad when a fortnight ago they were the most revolutionary thing that had ever strode the earth. Hubris much......

Ah, the old excuse that the degree of the offence doesn’t matter. Usually used as a whataboutery excuse by someone who knows their guys has done something much worse but tries to spray the shit they’ve covered themselves in on to everyone else.

And trying to turn this into a thing where the Aussies are the only ones brave enough to take on cheating,

Mate who are you. Get back to me when Scotland gets a Test Team and Country for that matter.

Scotland are a clownshop when it comes to sport

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:54 am It's called credibility. You think you have some basis of authority to be giving it large to an Australian about cricket for fucks sake. We are the great cricket nation. You on the other hand don't even have a doggys bowl for the scraps off the big boys table. Like a said before how can you take someone seriously when he doesn't even come from a recognised nation state.....

Deepsouth wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2023 8:54 am It's called credibility.