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Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:08 pm
by Big D
I don't think I can be too critical of Wood having a belt. They are facing high quality pace bowling, and England probably don't want him of all tail enders wearing short balls. He could either try and hang around with a crippled Stokes which isn't something Wood can typically do or they can play to their "strength" which in Wood's case is "see ball hit ball".

Edit: Broad on the other hand should know better.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:12 pm
by Big D
The blame also has to lie with the selection.

Shortening the specialist batting line up and moving Brook to 3 has been a mistake.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:12 pm
by clydecloggie
A short ball gets an England batter. Maybe they should try this a bit more often?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:12 pm
by Paddington Bear
No Wood did the right thing. Much less sure on Broad, and as for Woakes and Ali…

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:15 pm
by assfly
Ben Stokes bats like he's playing in a totally different match to everyone else.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:17 pm
by JM2K6

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:34 pm
by Big D
Poor overall batting display again by England. Lucky to be within 26.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:34 pm
by JM2K6
One-legged Stokes caught in the deep for 80. England 26 behind.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:35 pm
by Sandstorm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:34 pm One-legged Stokes caught in the deep for 80. England 26 behind.
Superb guts from the English skipper.


Now....Broad vs Warner coming up again.....

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:35 pm
by Thor Sedan
assfly wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:15 pm Ben Stokes bats like he's playing in a totally different match to everyone else.
Amazing what happens when you go into an innings knowing that you have nothing to lose.

It's going to be another wank-fest by the English media....no doubt Stokes is a generational superstar....but the soggy biscuit sessions from the English media are painful to read for a Kiwi living in the UK.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:36 pm
by Thor Sedan
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:35 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:34 pm One-legged Stokes caught in the deep for 80. England 26 behind.
Superb guts from the English skipper.


Now....Broad vs Warner coming up again.....
When does Broad v Warner officially get classed as abuse?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:43 pm
by Paddington Bear
Stokes yet again keeps us in the game pretty much single handedly. Just imagine what would happen if he got any support from registered batsmen…

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:47 pm
by Sandstorm
Robinson off and Stokes on one leg leaves England short in the bowling department. Need Wood to fire again and Borad to produce another miracle session.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:56 pm
by Paddington Bear
Oh, it does not get old

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:56 pm
by Sandstorm
Thor Sedan wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:36 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:35 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:34 pm One-legged Stokes caught in the deep for 80. England 26 behind.
Superb guts from the English skipper.


Now....Broad vs Warner coming up again.....
When does Broad v Warner officially get classed as abuse?
Got him!!! Warner gooorn for 1.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:57 pm
by Sandstorm
Paddington Bear wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:56 pm Oh, it does not get old
:lol:

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 2:21 pm
by Big D
Looking at the list of most times bowlers have got batsmen out. Atherton had a tough shift. McGrath, Ambrose, Walsh and I'm sure Donald had him a few times. Genuinely great bowlers.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 2:44 pm
by JM2K6
Thor Sedan wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:35 pm
assfly wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:15 pm Ben Stokes bats like he's playing in a totally different match to everyone else.
Amazing what happens when you go into an innings knowing that you have nothing to lose.

It's going to be another wank-fest by the English media....no doubt Stokes is a generational superstar....but the soggy biscuit sessions from the English media are painful to read for a Kiwi living in the UK.
Ah yes, the media has been so kind to England in the last few weeks

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:24 pm
by Thor Sedan
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 2:44 pm
Thor Sedan wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:35 pm
assfly wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:15 pm Ben Stokes bats like he's playing in a totally different match to everyone else.
Amazing what happens when you go into an innings knowing that you have nothing to lose.

It's going to be another wank-fest by the English media....no doubt Stokes is a generational superstar....but the soggy biscuit sessions from the English media are painful to read for a Kiwi living in the UK.
Ah yes, the media has been so kind to England in the last few weeks
Well deserved as it was....the gushing about Stokes was hard for me to take - as I am a Kiwi in the UK and Stokes could have been a Kiwi international if things had played out differently. So when the UK media go balls deep into the wonder of Stokes....it is hard to hear.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:36 pm
by JM2K6
Thor Sedan wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:24 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 2:44 pm
Thor Sedan wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 1:35 pm

Amazing what happens when you go into an innings knowing that you have nothing to lose.

It's going to be another wank-fest by the English media....no doubt Stokes is a generational superstar....but the soggy biscuit sessions from the English media are painful to read for a Kiwi living in the UK.
Ah yes, the media has been so kind to England in the last few weeks
Well deserved as it was....the gushing about Stokes was hard for me to take - as I am a Kiwi in the UK and Stokes could have been a Kiwi international if things had played out differently. So when the UK media go balls deep into the wonder of Stokes....it is hard to hear.
Not sure he'd have had quite the same cricketing education (and might even have been lost to a rugby code instead) had he stayed in NZ instead of moving to England as a child.

Moeen looking unthreatening. Christ. We've really shot ourselves in the foot here: Pope injured thanks to a miscommunication with the officials and not replaced by Foakes but instead Brook sacrificed at 3; Robinson injured again; Stokes injured again; Bairstow calamitous; Leach injured pre-series and replaced by a guy who isn't worth more than a cameo with bat or ball.

SOMETIMES THE STEADY OPTION MIGHT WORK OUT, LADS. Poor Liam Dawson.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:57 pm
by Sandstorm
He’s dropped another one!!

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:57 pm
by Paddington Bear
He’s done it AGAIN.

This is absolutely criminal.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:57 pm
by JM2K6
BAIRSTOW YOU USELESS FUCK

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:58 pm
by Sandstorm
Moeen gets Labuwhatshisname.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:00 pm
by clydecloggie
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:57 pm He’s dropped another one!!
Wood not impressed.

Ok, it was low and needed a dive but a Test keeper should catch that.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:01 pm
by clydecloggie
Labuschagne applying for English citizenship.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:01 pm
by Paddington Bear
clydecloggie wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:00 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:57 pm He’s dropped another one!!
Wood not impressed.

Ok, it was low and needed a dive but a Test keeper should catch that.
Fortunately it hasn’t cost us as much as some of his others, but Wood is bowling his heart out and getting nothing in return from his keeper. Unforgivable. Picking Bairstow increasingly looks to be the difference between the two sides.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:11 pm
by JM2K6
How the fuck have Australia lost those two wickets to those balls :lol: If it wasn't for England's incredible idiocy there'd be questions asked about the repeat brainfarts with bat and ball from the Aussies, absolutely insane shit at times

edit: And again Piggy Smith is a stroppy little twat as he walks off. What is he like!

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:14 pm
by Insane_Homer
Aus batsmen determined to make a game of it and keep the series alive.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:19 pm
by Paddington Bear
Bairstow channeling his inner struggling league cricketer by attempting to keep himself relevant to the side by giving a send off to the opposition’s best player.

Game on here after some English style batting

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:32 pm
by JM2K6
Paddington Bear wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:19 pm Bairstow channeling his inner struggling league cricketer by attempting to keep himself relevant to the side by giving a send off to the opposition’s best player.

Game on here after some English style batting
But Khawaja is still in and Cummins wasn't batting?!

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:32 pm
by fishfoodie
Paddington Bear wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:01 pm
clydecloggie wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:00 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 3:57 pm He’s dropped another one!!
Wood not impressed.

Ok, it was low and needed a dive but a Test keeper should catch that.
Fortunately it hasn’t cost us as much as some of his others, but Wood is bowling his heart out and getting nothing in return from his keeper. Unforgivable. Picking Bairstow increasingly looks to be the difference between the two sides.
England selectors have form for picking non-specialist wicket keepers don' t they ?

Has their faith ever been justified ?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:32 pm
by JM2K6
fishfoodie wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:32 pm
Paddington Bear wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:01 pm
clydecloggie wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:00 pm

Wood not impressed.

Ok, it was low and needed a dive but a Test keeper should catch that.
Fortunately it hasn’t cost us as much as some of his others, but Wood is bowling his heart out and getting nothing in return from his keeper. Unforgivable. Picking Bairstow increasingly looks to be the difference between the two sides.
England selectors have form for picking non-specialist wicket keepers don' t they ?

Has their faith ever been justified ?
Every side's selectors have form for it. And yes - Geraint Jones, Matt Prior both repaid the faith.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:38 pm
by fishfoodie
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:32 pm
fishfoodie wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:32 pm
Paddington Bear wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:01 pm

Fortunately it hasn’t cost us as much as some of his others, but Wood is bowling his heart out and getting nothing in return from his keeper. Unforgivable. Picking Bairstow increasingly looks to be the difference between the two sides.
England selectors have form for picking non-specialist wicket keepers don' t they ?

Has their faith ever been justified ?
Every side's selectors have form for it. And yes - Geraint Jones, Matt Prior both repaid the faith.
Yeah Prior would be one who delivered, but I wonder how often you end up replacing a keeper with say a batting average of -10 runs to the standin, but the standin loses you more in opposition runs, & wipes out any notional batting advantage.

It's like backing long shorts, & congratulating yourself when one comes home, & forgetting all the money you pissed away on the rest.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:38 pm
by JM2K6
"See ya smudge" and "I said cheers, see you later" is a pretty weaksauce send-off if Smith got riled by that

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:41 pm
by Paddington Bear
fishfoodie wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:38 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:32 pm
fishfoodie wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:32 pm

England selectors have form for picking non-specialist wicket keepers don' t they ?

Has their faith ever been justified ?
Every side's selectors have form for it. And yes - Geraint Jones, Matt Prior both repaid the faith.
Yeah Prior would be one who delivered, but I wonder how often you end up replacing a keeper with say a batting average of -10 runs to the standin, but the standin loses you more in opposition runs, & wipes out any notional batting advantage.

It's like backing long shorts, & congratulating yourself when one comes home, & forgetting all the money you pissed away on the rest.
Pretty much, Foakes is a significantly better bat than say Chris Read or James Foster was

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 4:44 pm
by JM2K6
Bairstow caught one!!!!! Khawaja gone.

Slow-mo Bairstow fist-pumping does show just how chunky he is at the moment. Spent his entire injury layoff in the gym and/or eating pizza - I wonder if he's simply just too heavy to move properly for the job.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:11 pm
by Thor Sedan
Do Aussie drop Warner after this loss? Surely there has to be a better option at opener than one of the most embarrassing bunnies in modern day cricket?

Drop him down the order?

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:35 pm
by Paddington Bear
Another topsy turvy day. Game very much on

Re: The Official Cricket Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2023 5:50 pm
by Grandpa
As a Kiwi living in the UK I do not begrudge Stokes playing for England and being lauded.. what a strange take on life...

Also, the first two tests could have gone either way... but for dropped catches... that is the real culprit...

Australia are batting as poorly as England in this series... other than Stokes and Marsh... no one else has looked decent on either side in Leeds. Surely Australia should be just as mad at their team currently... for being nearly as bad as a team with a fat drunk ginger uncle playing backstop...