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Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:26 am
by Insane_Homer
Finally!
Root makes a regulation slip catch look 'spectacular'
Thankfully Barstow saw it really late and left it
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:28 am
by Sandstorm
Labu-“Well bowled Shane!” gets just 9 from 82 balls.
Not. Bazball.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:38 am
by JM2K6
Insane_Homer wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:26 am
Finally!
Root makes a regulation slip catch look 'spectacular'
Thankfully Barstow saw it really late and left it
Yes, the biggest reason he caught that was because Bairstow never budged and didn't put him off. Even though it's a keeper's catch. Funny old game.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:41 am
by Thor Sedan
Pretty awesome bowling display from England here.
All four of them bang on target - and the pitch as playing early tricks.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:50 am
by Hal Jordan
Just seen the Root catch. Dreadful from Bairstow. What was Lauschagne moaning about?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:50 am
by tabascoboy
Very sharp catch by Root, But surely that should be a keeper's catch? Still, it's a result and better than the ball going between them and neither moving!
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:53 am
by Sandstorm
Hal Jordan wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:50 am
Just seen the Root catch. Dreadful from Bairstow. What was Lauschagne moaning about?
Khawaja stuck on his heels all day and refusing to rotate the strike. Makes bowling to the right/left handers easy for 6 balls.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:12 pm
by Paddington Bear
Are they batting for a draw?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:09 pm
by Hal Jordan
Sandstorm wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:53 am
Hal Jordan wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 11:50 am
Just seen the Root catch. Dreadful from Bairstow. What was Lauschagne moaning about?
Khawaja stuck on his heels all day and refusing to rotate the strike. Makes bowling to the right/left handers easy for 6 balls.
He's having to move now Abanazar Broad has got him LBW.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:12 pm
by inactionman
very different approaches by the Aussies
Labuschagne blocks for 2 sessions for a Boycottesque 9, Marsh launches Broad for 6.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:49 pm
by Sandstorm
5 down and well behind the score. Aussies struggling.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:51 pm
by Insane_Homer
He hit that, you can clearly see it deviate before hitting the pad and way outside the line too
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:57 pm
by Deepsouth
Most of you sluts.......
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:37 pm
by JM2K6
Insane_Homer wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 1:51 pm
He hit that, you can clearly see it deviate before hitting the pad and way outside the line too
Yep. Common sense should've prevailed there, a clear and obvious deflection off the bat.
48 overs today for 124 runs and 6 wickets. Chris Tavare would be shouting at this lot.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:41 pm
by Insane_Homer
2-2 series, all a bit disappointing now. Lots to whinge about
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:46 pm
by JM2K6
Insane_Homer wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:41 pm
2-2 series, all a bit disappointing now. Lots to whinge about

they're within 100 runs of us and still have 3 wickets to go. It's day 2. Both sides need to bat again. Our spinner is likely out of the game. What exactly do we owe this confidence to?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:51 pm
by inactionman
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:46 pm
Insane_Homer wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:41 pm
2-2 series, all a bit disappointing now. Lots to whinge about

they're within 100 runs of us and still have 3 wickets to go. It's day 2. Both sides need to bat again. Our spinner is likely out of the game. What exactly do we owe this confidence to?
St Baz. Or maybe Lord Stokesy. But definitely not YJB.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:02 pm
by inactionman
This almost - almost, but not quite - puts them into negative points.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/ ... al-cricket
Yorkshire have been fined £400,000 and given a 48-point deduction in this year’s County Championship by the ECB’s Cricket Discipline Commission as a result of allegations of racism and discrimination at the club over a 17-year period. The club will not appeal against the decision, bringing to an end the turmoil provoked when Azeem Rafiq first made public his experiences at the club in September 2020.
They finished bottom of div 2 with 50 points and 1 win, so no real consequence.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:04 pm
by Sandstorm
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:46 pm
Insane_Homer wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 2:41 pm
2-2 series, all a bit disappointing now. Lots to whinge about

they're within 100 runs of us and still have 3 wickets to go. It's day 2. Both sides need to bat again. Our spinner is likely out of the game. What exactly do we owe this confidence to?
This Aussie side don’t look confident with the bat.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:16 pm
by Big D
How many times is Bairstow going to give Aussie batsman lives?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:16 pm
by inactionman
This is the tightest runout call I've seen.
Whether the bail had left the groove
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:16 pm
by JM2K6
Bairstow has absolutely fucked that - he broke the stumps before the ball arrived. You useless fucking ginger Yorkshire twat.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:19 pm
by inactionman
Foakes would have nailed that
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:06 pm
by Big D
You just can't have keepers making that mistake.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:09 pm
by JM2K6
50 run partnership. Bairstow determined to torpedo our chances in this series right to the end.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:10 pm
by Deepsouth
inactionman wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:02 pm
This almost - almost, but not quite - puts them into negative points.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/ ... al-cricket
Yorkshire have been fined £400,000 and given a 48-point deduction in this year’s County Championship by the ECB’s Cricket Discipline Commission as a result of allegations of racism and discrimination at the club over a 17-year period. The club will not appeal against the decision, bringing to an end the turmoil provoked when Azeem Rafiq first made public his experiences at the club in September 2020.
They finished bottom of div 2 with 50 points and 1 win, so no real consequence.
Yup. Spiritual guardians

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:11 pm
by tabascoboy
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 3:16 pm
Bairstow has absolutely fucked that - he broke the stumps before the ball arrived. You useless fucking ginger Yorkshire twat.
Who was the sub fielder? That was sharp pickup and throw only to see it go to waste
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:12 pm
by Deepsouth
What a hollow edifice.......
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:18 pm
by Deepsouth
Granted the Pieman got one. On a platter...
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:18 pm
by JM2K6
Bairstow finally clings onto one, presumably because there was nobody nearby for him to leave it to.
Odd approach by Smith in the last few minutes - started swinging the bat at everything despite the partnership going well.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:38 pm
by Deepsouth
Atherton......
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:39 pm
by Deepsouth
Deepsouth wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:38 pm
Atherton......
Met him once in a pub. Very friendly fellow

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:42 pm
by JM2K6
Dogshit approach by England here, letting them thrash away at the short stuff.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:43 pm
by Insane_Homer
Toddball is quite entertaining

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:43 pm
by JM2K6
Stop bowling short at him you idiots
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:45 pm
by Deepsouth
Insane_Homer wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:43 pm
Toddball is quite entertaining
Never underestimate a bespectacled man....
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:56 pm
by Insane_Homer
JM2K6 wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 4:43 pm
Stop bowling short at him you idiots
Aye, less Toddball and more Pieball
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:01 pm
by Insane_Homer
Scores are level

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:07 pm
by Deepsouth
Insane_Homer wrote: Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:01 pm
Scores are level

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 5:10 pm
by Deepsouth
Jimmy reminds me of Mitch McConnell. Just lead the poor fellow off......