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Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 5:42 pm
by OomStruisbaai
Paddington Bear wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2023 4:27 pm
Ovals wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2023 2:41 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2023 1:08 pm
Working away in the week also didnt help. They never understand the shining of the ball on your pants.
TBF to Mrs Oval - I played cricket every Sat ever since we got married - and it's only in the last few years that I'd even consider going on holiday in the cricket season - and she never complained.
In fairness to the future Mrs PB, she isn't from a sporting family so really doesn't get the culture. I.e. her understanding of someone who plays a sport is you'd choose 4 or 5 weekends a year and play then, rather than play and train every week of a season. Being from a sporting family I assumed this was blindingly obvious.
Mrs PB probably support PB jnr with his sport activities
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 11:56 pm
by Jock42
S/Lt_Phillips wrote: ↑Thu Aug 03, 2023 6:02 am
My other half is an amazing woman, but...
She can be very chatty immediately on waking up. I am absolutely not a morning person, so this does my head in. Despite knowing that I can't function until I've had a cup of tea, she just can't help telling me about the weird dream she had, or whatever nonsense popped into her head during the night.
My Mrs seems to forget that waking up mid afternoon after a night shift is my early morning and I'm not ready to talk yet.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:02 pm
by Ovals
Then, of course is the one that it appears all women do - talk to you from another room just loud enough that you know your being asked something, but nowhere near loud enough for it to be intelligible.
My wife also has the ability to walk incrediby slowly - no matter how slow I'm walking I stll have to constantly stop and wait for her.
And - never, ever, ready on time.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 5:25 am
by mat the expat
Ovals wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:02 pm
Then, of course is the one that it appears all women do - talk to you from another room just loud enough that you know your being asked something, but nowhere near loud enough for it to be intelligible.
And yet, gets irate when you shout from another room...
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 7:59 am
by Blackmac
mat the expat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 5:25 am
Ovals wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:02 pm
Then, of course is the one that it appears all women do - talk to you from another room just loud enough that you know your being asked something, but nowhere near loud enough for it to be intelligible.
And yet, gets irate when you shout from another room...
yep..... "who are you bloody shouting at", followed by the inevitable suggestion that you are in an angry mood.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:24 am
by Guy Smiley
Mahoney wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2023 4:28 pm
average joe wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2023 11:32 am
Guys, woman just like to complain
Unlike <checks notes> the men on this thread
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 12:10 am
by Raggs
Gets appendicitis 2 days before we're due to fly back home...
FFS.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2023 12:28 am
by Kiwias
On the day I nail Wordle in my 2nd turn, she gets it spot-on with her first guess.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 7:40 am
by Line6 HXFX
Gawd lots of things annoy me..
Just have to accept them for who they are. If you don't just find everything they do highly amusing (even when they annoy you) you are doing it wrong.
I annoy her too, I bet.
Everything is all just an excuse to laugh and tease really.
Yup, I realise I just made the entire planet gag with that statement but hey ho..
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2023 7:55 am
by clydecloggie
Line6 HXFX wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2023 7:40 am
Gawd lots of things annoy me..
Just have to accept them for who they are. If you don't just find everything they do highly amusing (even when they annoy you) you are doing it wrong.
I annoy her too, I bet.
Everything is all just an excuse to laugh and tease really.
Yup, I realise I just made the entire planet gag with that statement but hey ho..
Par for the course, mate.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:14 am
by ASMO
Never reads instructions fully for anything,then tells me something is wrong, gets annoyed when I point out that everything she needs to know/do is clearly in the instructions...does the same with online transactions, just bulldozes her way through, then asks me to sort it when she fucks up
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 10:51 am
by OomStruisbaai
After 38 years of marriage I think I drive my MRS up the wall.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 1:15 pm
by average joe
Mine only drives me up a wall when she wears skimpy nighties and rubs my tralala.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2023 1:28 pm
by OomStruisbaai
average joe wrote: ↑Thu Sep 07, 2023 1:15 pm
Mine only drives me up a wall when she wears skimpy nighties and rubs my tralala.
Klein brein?
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 8:30 pm
by Jethro
Ovals wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:02 pm
Then, of course is the one that it appears all women do - talk to you from another room just loud enough that you know your being asked something, but nowhere near loud enough for it to be intelligible.
My wife also has the ability to walk incrediby slowly - no matter how slow I'm walking I stll have to constantly stop and wait for her.
And - never, ever, ready on time.
You may need to get your hearing checked mate, classic sign of high freq loss.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:18 pm
by Lady P
Apparently I “leave eggy shit/in the sink” but this is basically Edwina Currie’s fault tbf. Or the kids with some bloody demand that makes me forget I left it there.
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 5:14 am
by OomStruisbaai
Lady P wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:18 pm
Apparently I “leave eggy shit/in the sink” but this is basically Edwina Currie’s fault tbf. Or the kids with some bloody demand that makes me forget I left it there.
Are you a lady?
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:36 am
by mat the expat
ASMO wrote: ↑Fri Aug 25, 2023 6:14 am
Never reads instructions fully for anything,then tells me something is wrong, gets annoyed when I point out that everything she needs to know/do is clearly in the instructions...
does the same with online transactions, just bulldozes her way through, then asks me to sort it when she fucks up
Literally having an argument (started by she) about this right now
Re: Stuff your missus does that drives you up the wall
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2023 1:56 pm
by Bloutoria
Blackmac wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 7:59 am
mat the expat wrote: ↑Mon Aug 14, 2023 5:25 am
Ovals wrote: ↑Sun Aug 13, 2023 10:02 pm
Then, of course is the one that it appears all women do - talk to you from another room just loud enough that you know your being asked something, but nowhere near loud enough for it to be intelligible.
And yet, gets irate when you shout from another room...
yep..... "who are you bloody shouting at", followed by the inevitable suggestion that you are in an angry mood.
Maybe consider going to see an audiologist.