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Went to see the new Spider-man with my buddy the other day to continue a tradition that's been going since the first Tobey McGuire film (almost 20 years now!). It was better than I expected and there were a lot of moments that really rewarded people who've seen all the other films and I mean all, not just the Tom Holland ones. Although there's a certain amount of CGI -fuelled destruction as with all super-hero movies, there was still plenty of time with the characters that was refreshing after my last Marvel outing (Endgame).Could definitely have done with an edit to trim it back to two hours, though. There were a few non-essential passages. Solid 6 or 7 out of 10 fare.


A few horror movies as part of Christmas counter-programming.

Relic - Like The Taking of Deborah Logan this one presents the question of whether an elderly character is being affected by dementia or possession. Some genuinely creepy bits, but the ending's a bit naff.

Freaky - Vince Vaughn's hulking serial killer ends up body swapping with a teenage girl he was attempting to kill. Amusing enough and some nasty kills. Oddly, there's shades of the recent Jumanji film with a middle aged actor playing as if they're a teenage girl.

Spiral - no one needed a Saw reboot. INot being quite as grisly as some Saw films is definitely a bonus, but it's a very perfunctory effort with pacing issues.

Velvet Buzzsaw - works best when satirically skewering the art world via the flamboyant, narcissistic caricatures on display. Unfortunately, the characters such awful people that there really isn't anyone to root for except perhaps Natalia Dyer's hapless assistant who keeps finding herself in the wrong place at the wrong time and discovering bodies. The supernatural painting gimmick was shit and didn't make any sense even by the standards of horror films.

Boys From County Hell - decent little Irish vampire flick sometimes betrayed by its obvious lack of budget. The non-standard take on the vampirism myth was a cool and there was plenty of engaging craic between the cast.
Sandstorm wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 9:53 pm Wrath of Man. Shite. Statham is well…..Statham. But the story and dialogue is miles from the earlier stuff by Guy Ritchie.

2 stars
How Ritchie still has a career is kind of beyond me. He does still manage the occasional decent film (Man from UNCLE and Gentlemen we're pretty good recent efforts), but there's a lot of shite too and other directors have been sunk for fewer flops than he's had. That said, his next one with the Stath looks like it could be good, though I may be blinded by the inclusion of Aubrey Plaza.

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Watched Don't Look Up last night and thought it was absolutely brilliant.

Rare a film makes me laugh out loud so much and there just seemed so many levels to it.
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Predator is on Disney +.

Jesse Ventura has just unleashed his improbable weapon on the hapless guerrillas.
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See they are making another Batman filum. What is the point!
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Recently:

High Life - interesting premise that disappears up it's own arse into the worst kind of art house wankery. A shame. Highly rated, high concept sci-fi doesn't come around very often. One of those where I wish I was watching whatever film the reviews were raving about rather than the one presented on screen.

Little Joe - decent slice of low key botanical sci-horror. Everyone in it is a bit stilted, which is a stylistic choice many might not get on with, but , if you enjoyed The Lobster, it shouldn't be too hard to look past.

Jumanji: The Next Level - was hoping it'd be as surprisingly enjoyable as the last one. It wasn't. They messed with the cast and tried to inject extra worthiness and life lessons into it in that empty way Hollywood often does. Bleuch. It's not bad, it's just not as much fun as it needs to be.

Frances Ferguson - an odd little dramedy about an attractive young teacher blowing up her life by sleeping with an of age male student as a salve for the marriage and life she hates. Stays the right side of quirky, though I can't help but feel what the protagonist did wasn't sufficiently interrogated.

Spontaneous - high school students start spontaneously combusting, the CDC come and lock them down to figure it out. What starts out as a sort of coming of age comedy with a horror twist transforms into a drama about lost love, loss and survivor's guilt. Could be a bit jarring, but I went with it.

The Suicide Squad - much better than the first (low bar, damning with faint praise etc.) with the end result being a solid enough action blockbuster with some fun moments. At times some of the gags feel a bit forced or out of place, but that's just a James Gunn quirk imo. He loves to cram so many in that not all of them are going to work.
Uncle fester wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:49 pm See they are making another Batman filum. What is the point!
Well, cynically, cash. I imagine there are plenty out there who'll pay to see another Batman film.

I'm far from a DC fan, but there's 80 years worth of Batman comics. More than enough stories to tell. From the press on this one it's going to be about him only a couple of years in, still learning what it is to be Batman, what his limits are, while also playing up the 'world's greatest detective' element of the character. We've only really seen the former fleetingly in the first Nolan film and no one's really done much with the detective angle.
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For anybody other than the most dedicated comic fanboi, Batman is "done". The story is told. Leave it sit for a generation before going at it again.

I refuse to watch any of the spiderman filums in principle. In fact, I refuse to even learn how many times it's been rebooted.
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Bruce Willis retiring from acting due to a diagnosis of Aphasia.
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Uncle fester wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 7:55 am For anybody other than the most dedicated comic fanboi, Batman is "done". The story is told. Leave it sit for a generation before going at it again.

I refuse to watch any of the spiderman filums in principle. In fact, I refuse to even learn how many times it's been rebooted.
Given the money it took that group is either much bigger than you thought or there's a lot of cinema goers ready and willing for another Batman take. Not troubling any all time lists but $675 million is still a pretty big hit. That's to say nothing of the film's quality - haven't seen it, can't judge - only that there's more of an appetite for it than you seem to think.

Spiderman's been rebooted a grand total of twice since the McGuire/Raimi films. Probably once more than necessary, but hardly excessive and, again, the box office is there to support the decision. If there wasn't audience, they wouldn't get made.
Uncle fester wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 10:40 pm Bruce Willis retiring from acting due to a diagnosis of Aphasia.
Heard a rumour a while back that part of his descent into straight to DVD/streaming rubbish was to rack up as many paydays as possible before an ailment claimed him. Guess this was it. A horrible condition you'd not wish on anyone.
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The revelations concerning his recent, bizarrely prolific run of appearances in straight-to-stream thrillers cast a pall over the apparent last act of his career. The Los Angeles Times reports that those who worked with him wondered “whether the actor was fully aware of his surroundings on set, where he was often paid $2 million for two days of work”.

A chilling anecdote stands out. “In one alleged incident two years ago on a Cincinnati set of the movie Hard Kill, Willis unexpectedly fired a gun loaded with a blank on the wrong cue,” the paper reported. A former crew member commented: “We always made sure no one was in the line of fire when he was handling guns.” This is hardly reassuring.
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sockwithaticket wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 11:34 pm
Uncle fester wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 7:55 am For anybody other than the most dedicated comic fanboi, Batman is "done". The story is told. Leave it sit for a generation before going at it again.

I refuse to watch any of the spiderman filums in principle. In fact, I refuse to even learn how many times it's been rebooted.
Given the money it took that group is either much bigger than you thought or there's a lot of cinema goers ready and willing for another Batman take. Not troubling any all time lists but $675 million is still a pretty big hit. That's to say nothing of the film's quality - haven't seen it, can't judge - only that there's more of an appetite for it than you seem to think.

Spiderman's been rebooted a grand total of twice since the McGuire/Raimi films. Probably once more than necessary, but hardly excessive and, again, the box office is there to support the decision. If there wasn't audience, they wouldn't get made.
Uncle fester wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 10:40 pm Bruce Willis retiring from acting due to a diagnosis of Aphasia.
Heard a rumour a while back that part of his descent into straight to DVD/streaming rubbish was to rack up as many paydays as possible before an ailment claimed him. Guess this was it. A horrible condition you'd not wish on anyone.
I look forward to the day a Marvel filum inevitably tanks and kills the franchise. Bored to fück of their formula.
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So uncle fester fills the floppykid ecological niche on NPR?
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Pandemic caveats apply, but interest may be tailing off. Attempts to introduce new, more esoteric groups like the Eternals or spinning off characters who don't really need a solo film like Black Widow haven't necessarily delivered. No one knows the budgets for sure on those, but they're estimated to be in the $200 million region (not sure I buy that with Black Widow, but anyway) and they made $400 million and $375 million respectively. That's just about washing your own face. Of course that sort of not quite a flop, yet not a real success often has the consequence of forcing them to go with safer, more proven profit generating properties, but that encourages further staleness and so the downward spiral continues.

I am a Marvel comics nerd, but I'm a lot more selective with the MCU. I didn't watch Avengers Endgame until it'd been out a couple of years and it happened to be on a streaming service while we were in a lockdown, for example. Haven't seen anything that came out after that except the most recent Spiderman (which is Sony rather than Marvel proper when we're considering which studios are making enough money to keep going) because my buddy's a Peter Parker obsessive and it was something to do before hunkering down over Christmas to avoid Omicron. If they're struggling to hold the attention of someone like me, there must be plenty of others getting pretty fatigued by it all. The performance of Spiderman can probably be put on a shelf with Avatar and The Force Awakens though as a product of a very specific set of circumstances that probably aren't replicable going forward (not that it'll stop studios from trying to repeat the box office performance and being disappointed when it doesn't pan out...).


There is still plenty of original film making if you're bored, though. I know they tend to dominate media coverage, but the superhero flicks are a very small fraction of what's produced each year. I watched Another Round the other day and it was class. Always have time for Mads Mikkelson.
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sockwithaticket wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:42 pm There is still plenty of original film making if you're bored, though. I know they tend to dominate media coverage, but the superhero flicks are a very small fraction of what's produced each year. I watched Another Round the other day and it was class. Always have time for Mads Mikkelson.
Oh I agree but it is hard to tune out of the relentless coverage they get. Consider it my irritation salved for the week.
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Watched "Boiling point" to see what all the hype was about. Astonishing to think they shot it in one take and as usual Stephen Graham shows why he is one of Britain's greatest ever actors.
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Uncle fester wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:49 pm See they are making another Batman filum. What is the point!
Now this one might be worth watching.
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Thought Tenet was genuinely tosh.
It's incomprehensible and I didn't care enough about it to bother trying to understand it better. The lead is wooden as fück. Pattinson's performance was a genuine revelation though. Branagh was a by the numbers baddie. The final set looked like an abandoned construction site.

Nolan has lost his mojo. Interstellar was interesting but pretty flawed. Tenet isn't even interesting.
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:41 pm
Uncle fester wrote: Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:23 pm Thought Tenet was genuinely tosh.
It's incomprehensible and I didn't care enough about it to bother trying to understand it better. The lead is wooden as fück. Pattinson's performance was a genuine revelation though. Branagh was a by the numbers baddie. The final set looked like an abandoned construction site.

Nolan has lost his mojo. Interstellar was interesting but pretty flawed. Tenet isn't even interesting.
You are definitely not as bright as me though. Interstellar was a masterpiece and all the intellects I know agree. The lead is slightly off but I think he lends a credibility to the role the more I looked at it. Took a lot of synapses firing to get there
"Love is the extra dimension"
That was proper cringe.

And let's not get started on the jarring cameo by an A Lister.
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We found that we had a freebie subscription to Apple TV that we didn't know about.

Coda was really good. If follows a formula but still kept us interested. The characters are likeable but not in a cloying way.


On The Rocks was okay, I've never really liked Bill Murray since Ghostbusters, but his character here is quite funny, and he does steal the scenes he's in.
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I'm with Fester on this. Interstellar was deeply flawed, but had an interesting premise and did some interesting stuff. Tenet bored the tits off me and I couldn't have given less of a fuck about any of it by the final act. Pattinson and Washington are both very good actors capable of being intriguing, engaging screen presences and we got none of that from either in Tenet.



Watched A Quite Place pt. 2 the other night. Like the first one, you have to stop yourself picking holes in the world that's been created, but it was a solid horror action flick.

King of Staten Island is a reasonable dramedy. Worth a watch just for the glory of Bill Burr's 'tache.
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Watched Cry Freedom this week. Its over two and a half hours and I knew I would struggle to remain engaged since I don't really have much stamina for films over 90 minutes.

The climax of the film was Bikos funeral which was only half way through the film. After that the second half of the film was pretty boring tbh. Denzel was brilliant and considering Biko's political philosophy it was a bit silly that the story revolved around the journalist and his family but I would imagine the studio wanted to push a white saviour angle.
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Hugo wrote: Sat May 07, 2022 7:19 am Watched Cry Freedom this week. Its over two and a half hours and I knew I would struggle to remain engaged since I don't really have much stamina for films over 90 minutes.

The climax of the film was Bikos funeral which was only half way through the film. After that the second half of the film was pretty boring tbh. Denzel was brilliant and considering Biko's political philosophy it was a bit silly that the story revolved around the journalist and his family but I would imagine the studio wanted to push a white saviour angle.
Yep, it's tedious.
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Finally got to see Four Lions.

The trailer was funny as fuck, but the movie is actually quite bleak.
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Quality filum all the same.
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Operation Mincemeat is dull as dishwater. Sluggish pacing and almost zero dramatic tension. Such a waste of terrific source material. Not even the quality cast can save it. 2/10
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Gumboot wrote: Fri May 13, 2022 9:56 pm Operation Mincemeat is dull as dishwater. Sluggish pacing and almost zero dramatic tension. Such a waste of terrific source material. Not even the quality cast can save it. 2/10
Glad we didn't pick that one then, was my 2nd choice...

Saw The Northman and really enjoyed it, some weird shit going on with their beliefs which I assume was guessed at but lots of violence and a satisfying ending.

Then watched Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore which didn't enjoy so much and it was getting late - why are all film 2 1/2 hours now?
'Plot' was so obvious I woke up with 5 minutes to go and guessed what had happened in the last 15 correctly.
Lots in the media about Dumbledore being gay but didn't affect the film.
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Mitchell's vs. The Machines - had heard amazing things about this, so gave it a shot despite it being a kid's animation. It's a bit twee and sentimental in places, but there are some amazing laugh out loud sight gags. Certainly got more out of it than most films of its ilk that I give a chance.

In The Earth - probably my favourite Ben Wheatley horror. I've felt that his other efforts like Kill List were massiverly overrated, but this was creepy and weird in all the right ways. It does help that folk horror is at the heart of it and I have a soft spot for that particular sub-genre.

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri - Much better than I expected an Oscar best picture nominee to be. Should've given it a chance before now given that it was a Martin McDonagh film. Not convinced by the ending, but otherwise it's a solid film that balances its laughs serious moments very well while exploring the impact of a particularly severe version of a difficult issue.

Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar - silly, mildly surreal comedy that I did not enjoy at all. Think it might be a bit of a marmite type of flick. I enjoyed Jamie Dornan's performance, but the two main characters were intensely irritating and that overshadowed the sub-Austin Powers romp that was buried under layers of co-dependent middle aged women finding themselves.

Don't Look Up - Pretty good satire of the situation politics now finds itself in the Anglosphere. Difficult to watch in places because it feels painfully accurate as you watch politicians disregard, then dither over what to do about an existential threat to the planet.
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Don't look up was unremitting shit.
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Bullet wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 8:21 amSaw The Northman and really enjoyed it, some weird shit going on with their beliefs which I assume was guessed at but lots of violence and a satisfying ending.
Yeah, I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would.
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As mentioned in the 'doesn't need a thread thread', I found a treasure trove of old war flicks on youtube recently, and now it's recommending me other full-length war movies. Here I thought this was going to be a gritty, realistic portrayal of British atrocities during the Boer War ... it starts that way, and then basically turns into The Longest Yard. :lolno:

I cringed through the OTT Aussie camp commandant, but when the rugby and shooting started, I was out...




I thought it might be like the Andersonville movie that looked at the notorious Confederate POW camp, but nah. Speaking of, youtube channel that looked like one which has distribution rights had the whole thing up but now it's gone (as is the other film I remember watching there, the Rough Riders about the US v Spain in Cuba).

It's here in English with subtitles if anyone is interested in that:



Rough Riders in two parts on this channel:
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 5:04 pm Ray Liotta brown bread
Sad about that. Goodfellas in my top 3
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A really good Finnish film, called The Unknown Soldier, about the Continuation War (which was, as the name suggests, what followed the Winter War, from 41-44 I think.) It left me feeling "Thin Red Line" vibes a bit: follow a unit closely through many battles, beautifully shot and well acted, but no voice overs or overly poetic scenes. Also a bit like "Big Red One" where we follow this unit for quite a while... couple of years, at least.

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Tried giving The Killing Of A Sacred Deer a second go. I just can't get on with Lanthimos' apparent insistence on stilted, monotonous delivery of slightly off dialogue. It's less problematic in The Favourite, but in this and The Lobster, it's incredibly tedious.
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Went to watch Top Gun at the 4DX yesterday. Absolutely mental. The wife nearly got pitched out of her seat a couple of times and it becomes tedious as fuck after a while. Pure gimmick that adds nothing to a film.
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The Innocents - a very good, very creepy Norwegian film.
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Looking for old war flicks on youtube, I found one about Gallipoli I've never heard of! "Tell England" from 1930. Two close lads, one blonde / gone brunette has shades of the Aussie film, but this beach landing scene (Brits getting mowed down) made me wonder if Ol' Stevie Spielberg has seen it!?

I read that one of the directors had been at Suvla Bay, The Somme, and was a big wig in camo in WW2: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Barkas

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q00qh7Ab6Mk

This looks like it could be quite fun, Knives out meets Wes Anderson is the vibe I get from the trailer. Sam Rockwell and Saoirse Ronan tend to pick good stuff.
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Ridley Scott's Napoleon with Joaquim Phoenix as the little Corsican. Hadn't heard about this. Should be epic.

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It'll look great, but it'll be over-long and probably still have some shoe-horned in musing about androids...

The Martian is the only good film he's directed since American Gangster.
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sockwithaticket wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 9:22 am It'll look great, but it'll be over-long and probably still have some shoe-horned in musing about androids...

The Martian is the only good film he's directed since American Gangster.
I enjoyed Thelma & Louise. The rest of his stuff... meh.
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