The Official Cricket Thread

[JM2K6]

Still the Greatest though. And yes your Country of course has never cheated at Cricket. Grow a brain imbecile and open your other beady little eye....

Did I say we didn't? Just pointing out who's the greatest, greatest.

Rather than worry about the Australian Test Cricket Team perhaps a more pertinent use of your time and energy would be best directed to the Coronavirus thread.

There I'm sure you could regale us with how the UK response and organisation has been the Greatest of Greatest.......

Insane Homer has probably the most posts of anyone on the Corona thread, and most of them are about how bad the UK's response has been.

Does being this wrong all the time come naturally to you, or do you have to really work at it? You constantly fuck up and make an even bigger fool of yourself. It's really quite remarkable.

[Insane_Homer]

Rather than worry about the Australian Test Cricket Team perhaps blah blah blah sad loser.

[Green light echo]

Slightest hint of pressure and they revert to type. Any talk of turning a corner culturally was just that. Soon as the cameras stop rolling on that documentary they're back to normal.

Didn't spot Wade's antics but that's no better.

https://www.wionews.com/sports/disgrace ... est-355990

Ah diddums. Try and relax. Think happy thoughts. You can get past this.

Your a big boy now

[Insane_Homer]

Insane Homer has probably the most posts of anyone on the Corona thread, and most of them are about how bad the UK's response has been.

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Sandy: 509
Saint: 433
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Me: 347

[Green light echo]

Did I say we didn't? Just pointing out who's the greatest, greatest.

Rather than worry about the Australian Test Cricket Team perhaps a more pertinent use of your time and energy would be best directed to the Coronavirus thread.

There I'm sure you could regale us with how the UK response and organisation has been the Greatest of Greatest.......

Insane Homer has probably the most posts of anyone on the Corona thread, and most of them are about how bad the UK's response has been.

Does being this wrong all the time come naturally to you, or do you have to really work at it? You constantly fuck up and make an even bigger fool of yourself. It's really quite remarkable.

No, what is remarkable is the amount of time and importance many of you dedicate to a random internet forum.

That and New Zealanders appearing on cricket threads and having the temerity to talk authoritatively.

That is the really remarkable thing

[JM2K6]

Rather than worry about the Australian Test Cricket Team perhaps a more pertinent use of your time and energy would be best directed to the Coronavirus thread.

There I'm sure you could regale us with how the UK response and organisation has been the Greatest of Greatest.......

Insane Homer has probably the most posts of anyone on the Corona thread, and most of them are about how bad the UK's response has been.

Does being this wrong all the time come naturally to you, or do you have to really work at it? You constantly fuck up and make an even bigger fool of yourself. It's really quite remarkable.

No, what is remarkable is the amount of time and importance many of you dedicate to a random internet forum.

That and New Zealanders appearing on cricket threads and having the temerity to talk authoritatively.

That is the really remarkable thing

That'll be the NZ team that were ODI finalists and are currently ranked #1 Test nation, yeah?

IH: Fair enough :D

[Insane_Homer]

Rather than worry about the Australian Test Cricket Team perhaps a more pertinent use of your time and energy would be best directed to the Coronavirus thread.

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[FalseBayFC]

Green Light Echo not the smartest tool in the shed is he?

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[Green light echo]

Coming from posters whose two nations are absolute plague infested shitshow I really don't think you should be congratulating yourselves on intelligence.

It is patently clear that your nations are bereft of that quality.

Meanwhile here in Melbourne I am deciding to hunt tomorrow or I may sneak down to the Portsea backbench and sneak a few waves in.
Forecast is 24 C and cool breezes.

May have to wash the day away with a few rums at the Sorrento Pub as the Sun goes down.

0 Cases here in Melbourne.

Such is life

[Green light echo]

Insane Homer has probably the most posts of anyone on the Corona thread, and most of them are about how bad the UK's response has been.

Does being this wrong all the time come naturally to you, or do you have to really work at it? You constantly fuck up and make an even bigger fool of yourself. It's really quite remarkable.

No, what is remarkable is the amount of time and importance many of you dedicate to a random internet forum.

That and New Zealanders appearing on cricket threads and having the temerity to talk authoritatively.

That is the really remarkable thing

That'll be the NZ team that were ODI finalists and are currently ranked #1 Test nation, yeah?

IH: Fair enough :D

ODI finalists

AUSTRALIA has won 5 World Cups. NZ 0.

The NZ test Team who were obliterated by Australia 3-0 last summer.

Yeah that NZ Test Team.

[FalseBayFC]

Green Light Echo

I actually feel guilty laughing at you. You come across as "special".

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[Green light echo]

Green Light Echo

I actually feel guilty laughing at you. You come across as "special".

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What a coincidence. I try and not feel guilty too when I think of you. But then I think it is probably the price you are paying for your sins in a previous life. Being born, raised and still living in that plague infested hell hole.

SPECIAL AFRICA.......

Will be thinking of you FalseBrain as those delicious rums swirl around and down the hatch.

It will be very special....

[FalseBayFC]

Green Light Echo never stop being special!

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[Gumboot]

Slightest hint of pressure and they revert to type. Any talk of turning a corner culturally was just that. Soon as the cameras stop rolling on that documentary they're back to normal.

Yep, it's pathetic really. They just can't help themselves.

Must be the pressure of watching their wondrously awesome bowling attack only take 5 Indian wickets in 131 overs

[Certain Navigator]

Rather than worry about the Australian Test Cricket Team perhaps a more pertinent use of your time and energy would be best directed to the Coronavirus thread.

There I'm sure you could regale us with how the UK response and organisation has been the Greatest of Greatest.......

Insane Homer has probably the most posts of anyone on the Corona thread, and most of them are about how bad the UK's response has been.

Does being this wrong all the time come naturally to you, or do you have to really work at it? You constantly fuck up and make an even bigger fool of yourself. It's really quite remarkable.

No, what is remarkable is the amount of time and importance many of you dedicate to a random internet forum.

That and New Zealanders appearing on cricket threads and having the temerity to talk authoritatively.

That is the really remarkable thing

Fair enough. I have to admit to feeling much the same way when Australians try to talk about rugby, especially on their insistence that they have 5 teams good enough to be in super rugby...

[Guy Smiley]

BOOM

Headshot. You’ve hit him right in the c**t there, sir.

[Green light echo]

Insane Homer has probably the most posts of anyone on the Corona thread, and most of them are about how bad the UK's response has been.

Does being this wrong all the time come naturally to you, or do you have to really work at it? You constantly fuck up and make an even bigger fool of yourself. It's really quite remarkable.

No, what is remarkable is the amount of time and importance many of you dedicate to a random internet forum.

That and New Zealanders appearing on cricket threads and having the temerity to talk authoritatively.

That is the really remarkable thing

Fair enough. I have to admit to feeling much the same way when Australians try to talk about rugby, especially on their insistence that they have 5 teams good enough to be in super rugby...

Yes but the glaring difference is that we have in fact won 2 Rugby World Cups and made two other finals. NZ has won nothing in Cricket.

We are also the only nation to have won them both in the same year.

BOOM.

[Guy Smiley]

Winning world cups doesn’t infer a right to speak with more authority...

you cunts have just appointed Andy Marinos CEO of RA. Good luck with that

[Green light echo]

Winning world cups doesn’t infer a right to speak with more authority...

you cunts have just appointed Andy Marinos CEO of RA. Good luck with that

5 and 2 old boy.

5 and 2

[Guy Smiley]

[Jb1981]

No, what is remarkable is the amount of time and importance many of you dedicate to a random internet forum.

That and New Zealanders appearing on cricket threads and having the temerity to talk authoritatively.

That is the really remarkable thing

Fair enough. I have to admit to feeling much the same way when Australians try to talk about rugby, especially on their insistence that they have 5 teams good enough to be in super rugby...

Yes but the glaring difference is that we have in fact won 2 Rugby World Cups and made two other finals. NZ has won nothing in Cricket.

We are also the only nation to have won them both in the same year.

BOOM.

NZ has won nothing in cricket? What about the Champions trophy in 2000? Yes, it’s ancient history and there are current international players who were not even born when it happened, but it’s more recent than the Wallabies last World Cup success.

[Gumboot]

I like how evenly poised this series is: Australia won the 1st Test by 8 wickets, India won the 2nd Test by 8 wickets, and the 3rd Test was drawn. Doesn't get much closer than that going into a deciding test.

The home side must be feeling all the heat after thinking that sans Kohli this series would be a walk in the park. Hope they don't resort to any more of their old tricks if things start going against them again...

[Enzedder]

Have you guys forgotten the rule about arguing with an idiot?

They will always drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. A bit like an Aussie sledger.

[handyman]

When people start to support India instead of aus...

[Green light echo]

When people start to support India instead of aus...

It's a disgrace but what do you expect with this crowd........

[Paddington Bear]

Paine's apology has a real 'they picked up the fake Indian accent on stump mic' vibe to it

[Paddington Bear]

I see Steve Smith is copping flak again - caught on camera scratching out the batsman’s guard markings during a drinks break.

https://www.google.co.nz/amp/s/sportsca ... d-mark/amp

That's bad. Grow up as much as anything but he ought to cop a ban

Fuck me all his crying in front of camera, and still he proves he doesn't understand sportsmanship. I know it may not of helped BCs, but I really stoked that Indians held on.
Gotta love 5 day cricket.

It's like a kid. He was crying because he got caught and the consequences of his actions had caught up with him, not because he knew he'd done something wrong.
Australian cricket culture is horrendous from top to bottom. Vaguely mentioning respect and culture changes whilst getting fawned on by Amazon doesn't change anything.

[handyman]

When people start to support India instead of aus...

It's a disgrace but what do you expect with this crowd........

Sorry mate, but I think the aussie team is beyond help.

[Green light echo]

When people start to support India instead of aus...

It's a disgrace but what do you expect with this crowd........

Sorry mate, but I think the aussie team is beyond help.

We will be ok mate. Probably still win the Test Championship.......

[Big Nipper]

It's a disgrace but what do you expect with this crowd........

Sorry mate, but I think the aussie team is beyond help.

We will be ok mate. Probably still win the Test Championship.......

[Biffer]

It’s reassuring to see that Australia is still developing cricketers in the grand old tradition of being complete shitbags.

[PCPhil]

Did anyone check Smith's shoes for sandpaper soles? Just asking....

[Paddington Bear]

Sri Lanka looking poor but maybe are being saved by some rain.
Have been messaged three times already to tell me Bess' second wicket resembled one of my victims...

[Insane_Homer]

another down,

SL 126/7

[Insane_Homer]

126/8

[Jb1981]

130-9.

What’s going? Great bowling? Poor batting? Pitch?

[Big Nipper]

130-9.

What’s going? Great bowling? Poor batting? Pitch?

Poor poor batting

[Insane_Homer]

135 all out

[Big Nipper]

How does Micky Arthur still get coaching gigs? He is the Sam Allardice of cricket

[Insane_Homer]

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