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Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:46 pm
by Enzedder
Biffer wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:36 pm
Fucking hell, there are three test matches on at the same time. World's gone mad.
Nirvana.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:52 pm
by Enzedder
This guy Brooke is looking to move up there with Bradman. Thank God we get to see another talent like this (just wish he wasn't playing against us)
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 5:16 am
by Kiwias
Starc nails Jaiswal lbw with the first wicket.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 7:04 am
by TedMaul
Enzedder wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:52 pm
This guy Brooke is looking to move up there with Bradman. Thank God we get to see another talent like this (just wish he wasn't playing against us)
His timing is just exquisite

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 11:48 am
by Biffer
Rashid Khan and Mohammed Nani speaking out on women’s education in Afghanistan. Good on them, although they may be risking their freedom. Probably part of a very small number of people in country that could do this.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/ ... SApp_Other
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 6:50 pm
by JM2K6
Pink ball Tests are an absolute farce.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:47 pm
by Biffer
Enzedder wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:46 pm
Biffer wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:36 pm
Fucking hell, there are three test matches on at the same time. World's gone mad.
Nirvana.
Unfortunately, from mid February to mid June there is no test cricket anywhere in the world.
The ICC wants to kill it.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2024 6:14 pm
by OomStruisbaai
What is wrong with test cricket.

All of a sudden the Proteas is top of the log.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2024 6:39 pm
by Ovals
OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2024 6:14 pm
What is wrong with test cricket.

All of a sudden the Proteas is top of the log.
They've had a very fortunate schedule and taken full advantage of it.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2024 6:42 pm
by Biffer
Ovals wrote: Tue Dec 10, 2024 6:39 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 09, 2024 6:14 pm
What is wrong with test cricket.

All of a sudden the Proteas is top of the log.
They've had a very fortunate schedule and taken full advantage of it.
Yeah, not scheduled to play either England or Australia in this World Test Championship cycle.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2024 3:46 pm
by Sandstorm
Proteas shelling catches like peas and Pakistan cruise passed 320* in 50 over match in Cape Town.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 12:12 am
by Enzedder
Reverse ramping Bumrah in the 3rd over of the boxing say test.
Certainly keeps everyone guessing
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 12:28 am
by convoluted
Sport at its most theatrical.
That has been a riveting hour courtesy of The Kid.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 9:10 pm
by Enzedder
Any other country and the player would have received a ban - Kohli was just trying to mess with his head.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360534698 ... sh-konstas
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 9:20 pm
by Biffer
It’s quite funny really - Kohli knows his career is on the down slope and he’s on the way out, so he’s become so pathetic he feels the need to intimidate a teenager.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2024 6:37 am
by Kiwias
And Kohli throws Jaiswal under the bus
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2024 12:19 pm
by Sandstorm
Corbin Bosch on debut taking the boundaries to the Pakistan attack.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2024 12:08 am
by Gumboot
Kiwias wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2024 6:37 am
And Kohli throws Jaiswal under the bus
Yep, that was totally on Kohli.
And today the Indian batters continue to do their damnedest to run each other out...

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:12 am
by Guy Smiley
Jasprit Bumrah.
Wow
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:17 am
by Kiwias
Guy Smiley wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:12 am
Jasprit Bumrah.
Wow
He has been damned near unplayable for most of today and is unlucky to have taken only four wickets.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:29 am
by Guy Smiley
Kiwias wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:17 am
Guy Smiley wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:12 am
Jasprit Bumrah.
Wow
He has been damned near unplayable for most of today and is unlucky to have taken only four wickets.
The best figures of any bowler to get 200 wickets by some margin.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:36 am
by Kiwias
Guy Smiley wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:29 am
Kiwias wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:17 am
Guy Smiley wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 3:12 am
Jasprit Bumrah.
Wow
He has been damned near unplayable for most of today and is unlucky to have taken only four wickets.
The best figures of any bowler to get 200 wickets by some margin.
A number of bowlers reached 200 wickets in fewer test matches but he has the lowest average
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 9:08 am
by Sandstorm
Impressive tail-wagging from the Ockers.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 9:59 am
by Sandstorm
Proteas choking on Abbas’ large, swinging knob here

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:05 am
by Insane_Homer
Bavumba doesn't review his caught behind that missed the bat and flicked the pocket and triggers the collapse
4 wickets for 3 runs in 12 balls!
Target still 44 runs away
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:15 am
by Sandstorm
Insane_Homer wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:05 am
Bavumba doesn't review his caught behind that missed the bat and flicked the pocket and triggers the collapse
4 wickets for 3 runs in 12 balls!
Target still 44 runs away
Bavuma is a terrible captaincy
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:28 am
by tabascoboy
Zimbabwe 586 all out
Afghanistan 507 - 3
Batter's wicket much?!
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:46 am
by Insane_Homer
Sandstorm wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:15 am
Insane_Homer wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 10:05 am
Bavumba doesn't review his caught behind that missed the bat and flicked the pocket and triggers the collapse
4 wickets for 3 runs in 12 balls!
Target still 44 runs away
Bavuma is a terrible captaincy
terrible winning captain

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 1:17 pm
by OomStruisbaai
Proteas snick it in the end. Into the test final. Marko Jansen has developed in a world class player.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:23 pm
by Gumboot
Australia all out for 339, leaving India a target of 340.
Man, I hope they go for it...
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:25 pm
by Kiwias
Gumboot wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:23 pm
Australia all out for 339, leaving India a target of 340.
Man, I hope they go for it...
Predictably, it was Bumrah who took the last wicket. He is having a blinder of a series
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 11:27 pm
by Enzedder
I think they have to go for it to get ahead of Oz in the WTC. That could be the only reason Oz kept batting as well. They don't have to win.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2024 12:51 am
by Kiwias
Both skippers are having great games. Cummins takes two in an over to pile the pressure on India. Kohli now in.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2024 3:12 am
by Kiwias
Are Jaiswal and Pant going to have a crack at this?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2024 4:39 am
by Kiwias
Clearly the answer is no. They are batting for the draw.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2024 6:21 am
by Kiwias
Well, that plan didn’t work. Time for Plan B. Wait, there is no Plan B?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2025 5:41 pm
by Sandstorm
Huge partnership between Bavuma and Rickleton puts Proteas in driving seat against Pakistan on Day 1 in sunny (grrr wankers) Cape Town.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2025 5:50 pm
by Enzedder
75 overs in the Sydney test, 80 overs in Cape Town.
If that is OK, what isn't - 50? Why set a target and not enforce it.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2025 6:16 pm
by Sandstorm
Enzedder wrote: Fri Jan 03, 2025 5:50 pm
75 overs in the Sydney test, 80 overs in Cape Town.
If that is OK, what isn't - 50? Why set a target and not enforce it.
Because India can drown kittens on the boundary and ICC will look the other way.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2025 6:57 pm
by Enzedder
Sounds plausible except... India weren't bowling till after 5.30pm and not at all in your place.