Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 4:07 pm
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Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 4:16 pm
235/6
squeaky bum time
squeaky bum time
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 4:45 pm
We've got physio's now. Medical equipment's a stretch though.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 5:17 pm
Should've boycotted
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 5:25 pm
Will that be the end of Buttler's captaincy?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 5:25 pm
Absolute bunch of timewasters as ever, just piss off to the golf course and franchise cricket and find some people for Root to play with who give a shit
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 5:57 pm
Lost interest in 50 over cricket a while ago. Hardly surprisingPaddington Bear wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2025 5:25 pm Absolute bunch of timewasters as ever, just piss off to the golf course and franchise cricket and find some people for Root to play with who give a shit
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2025 8:11 pm
Don't worry, the Proteas is due to choke.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2025 3:45 pm
They've lost so many ODIs lately they're probably due for a win.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2025 3:00 pm
Buttler falls on his sword.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 9:48 am
England openers going full “we don’t give a shit, are you not entertained” mode. Brainless wafting. Sefrica are being a little sloppy in the field with bowlers giving the teapot and not getting back to the stumps for a simple runout, dropped catches.
Root once again being left to try and rescue the innings.
Root once again being left to try and rescue the innings.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 10:57 am
Proteas going for the choke here.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 11:47 am
173/9 with ~15 over left. Placid capitulation
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 11:57 am
England seem so disinterested I wouldn’t be surprised if they just got on the bus to the airport at the change of innings and went home.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:08 pm
So Proteas is through even if the are bowled out for 0
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:11 pm
But I do like our batting line up. Ngidi probably the only one that can't bat.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 12:41 pm
The collapse is on.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 2:33 pm
The collapse is off.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 3:28 pm
Proteas to win the semi but to choke in the final.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 9:03 am
Here we go. Proud and plucky underdogs NZ against the World Ego XI. No matter how well we play, the BCCI will may sure that the trophy goes to them.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 9:33 am
Ind 30/3 
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 9:36 am
That was a hell of a catch. Kohli just standing there wondering what the hell just happened.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 11:25 am
Look like a Protea vs Craps semi final
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 11:38 am
Expecting India to win today. Bastard.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 11:40 am
NZ has a mental block against Straya and Sefrica are in good form. No matter what happens today we’re going no further than the semis.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:32 pm
We choke against India in the T20 final. Ditto coming up.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:38 pm
Chasing 250. Will take that. The pitch does seem slow and hard to score on so the chase will be very interesting. Some awesome fielding from NZ today.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:38 pm
250 is a small target. Craps will do it.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 4:36 pm
Nah, India have so much advantage playing all of their games there.
Is it worth cowtowing to their demands? - stuff the money and ban the fuckers
Is it worth cowtowing to their demands? - stuff the money and ban the fuckers
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2025 6:49 pm
Ahhh bollocks. Come in Straya you magnificent canary yellow bastards.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:34 am
What a weird tournament. Way too many dead dead-rubbers.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:52 am
The entire thing geared to hand the trophy to India, it's a wonder any of the other teams even bothered to turn up.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:33 am
CANARY YELLOW!?!?!? That's Strayan Gold my friend and don't you fucking forget it!ScarfaceClaw wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 6:49 pm Ahhh bollocks. Come in Straya you magnificent canary yellow bastards.
Canary yellow indeed!
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 10:56 am
Aussies struggling with 4 down. Only Crybaby going well on 60* ......
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 11:11 am
Sandstorm wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 10:56 am Aussies struggling with 4 down. Only Crybaby going well on 60* ......
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Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 12:02 pm
Indeed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_the_ ... ontroversy
"John the bookmaker" is the name given to an Indian bookmaker who in 1994–95 gave money to Australian cricketers Mark Waugh and Shane Warne
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 1:15 pm
Waugh and Warne. Super-dodgy.Insane_Homer wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 12:02 pmIndeed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_the_ ... ontroversy
"John the bookmaker" is the name given to an Indian bookmaker who in 1994–95 gave money to Australian cricketers Mark Waugh and Shane Warne
"The players were widely condemned by the media and public;
The sports community strongly supported the players"
Typical Aussie Cheats, supporting bribes given to their own.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:00 pm
I could never fathom why a booky would pay 2 different players on the same team for the same 'pitch and weather' information...Sandstorm wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 1:15 pm Waugh and Warne. Super-dodgy.
"The players were widely condemned by the media and public;
The sports community strongly supported the players"
Typical Aussie Cheats, supporting bribes given to their own.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 2:27 pm
It's good that India will be in the final of their home tournament.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 3:53 pm
Kohli is some player, getting back into form (after a pretty ropey 2024) at just the wrong time for everyone else. 