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Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 4:05 pm
by Sandstorm
UAE cruise into a home final after a pretty shithouse final 4 overs of bowling and fielding from Australia.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 11:41 pm
by Deepsouth
Sandstorm wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 4:05 pm
UAE cruise into a home final after a pretty shithouse final 4 overs of bowling and fielding from Australia.
Oh well, will have to be satisfied with our 7 World cups, 2 Champions Trophys,, holding every bilateral trophy possible and being reigning World Test champions.
Remind me again what your failed state SA,has in the Trophy cabinet lol.......
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 9:13 am
by OomStruisbaai
Proteas on their way to choke. Craps batting first
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 11:28 am
by Kiwias
End of 33rd over, BCs now 212/1, Ravindran on 108 and Kane 80.
EDIT: Ravindran out for 108
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 11:37 am
by Insane_Homer
400 on the cards, congrats NZ. Kill the Indians in the final please.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 11:59 am
by OomStruisbaai
Look like our new coach went back by selecting the same type of bowling attack since readmission in 1992. No spin.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:09 pm
by Insane_Homer
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 11:59 am
Look like our new coach went back by selecting the same type of bowling attack since readmission in 1992. No spin.
... is Keshav Maharaj a military medium bowler now?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:21 pm
by OomStruisbaai
Insane_Homer wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:09 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 11:59 am
Look like our new coach went back by selecting the same type of bowling attack since readmission in 1992. No spin.
... is Keshav Maharaj a military medium bowler now?
Like Ngidi?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:27 pm
by Insane_Homer
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:21 pm
Insane_Homer wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:09 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 11:59 am
Look like our new coach went back by selecting the same type of bowling attack since readmission in 1992. No spin.
... is Keshav Maharaj a military medium bowler now?
Like Ngidi?
your wicket

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:56 pm
by Insane_Homer
363 to win.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 1:10 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
I’d still have Sefrica as slight favourites here. Pitch looks good to bat on.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 1:39 pm
by Insane_Homer
20/1
Temba 3 from 17 so far...
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 1:41 pm
by Sandstorm
Insane_Homer wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 1:39 pm
Temba 3 from 17 so far...
Great Test batting.....clown captain.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 2:40 pm
by Insane_Homer
50 from 64
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 3:43 pm
by Sandstorm
Yeah baby!!! Another semi-final choke!! Nobody does it better!!! Whooo hoooo!
Cnuts
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 4:21 pm
by Insane_Homer
needed both Klaasen and Miller to fire, Klaasen going for just 3 fucked it.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 4:57 pm
by Guy Smiley
Sandstorm wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 3:43 pm
Yeah baby!!! Another semi-final choke!! Nobody does it better!!! Whooo hoooo!
Cnuts
To choke, you need to be in a position where you were likely to win.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 4:59 pm
by Sandstorm
Kiwis win by 50 runs, despite heroic 100* from Miller.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 5:00 pm
by Sandstorm
Guy Smiley wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 4:57 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 3:43 pm
Yeah baby!!! Another semi-final choke!! Nobody does it better!!! Whooo hoooo!
Cnuts
To choke, you need to be in a position where you were likely to win.
We choked in the first innings with the ball, bowling all over the place. Too many runs on the board.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 5:11 pm
by Guy Smiley
Sandstorm wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 5:00 pm
Guy Smiley wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 4:57 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 3:43 pm
Yeah baby!!! Another semi-final choke!! Nobody does it better!!! Whooo hoooo!
Cnuts
To choke, you need to be in a position where you were likely to win.
We choked in the first innings with the ball, bowling all over the place. Too many runs on the board.
I think the whole 'choke' thing is misused and abused too easily.
It's insulting the winning team as being not good enough to win in their own right, for a start. I used to say the same back in the old days of PR before NZ won their second RWC and everyone threw the 'choke' word around like the confetti Jake dreamed of whenever he wrote about some imagined exclusive with an international player.
It's a high stakes game and someone has to be the winner... maybe in this case it was simply that the Black Caps are a really good team and they deserved the win.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 5:40 pm
by Thor Sedan
Great result for NZ. The best team that has played in the tournament in the actual host country.
As for Sunday - genuinely don't think NZ can beat a VERY inform Indian team. Really disappointing that India have been given a massive advantage (that they certainly don't need) - but I hope we give a good account of ourselves. Amazing that little ol' NZ can produce players and teams like this.
I get the feeling that most outside of Indian fans will be cheering on NZ.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2025 7:30 pm
by Enzedder
It's a bugger knowing that the whole tournament was just to decide who loses to India in the final. Granted, they are the best side but the extra advantages they are getting is pathetic. They should have been made to travel to a new city for each game
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2025 5:22 am
by assfly
Ah well, that's a shame. This isn't a vintage Proteas side, but we've been in some good form late.
I agree with Guy; I wouldn't call it a choke. We weren't overwhelming favourites to win it, and NZ were clearly the better side.
Good luck in the final. For the love of god, please beat India!
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2025 9:38 am
by OomStruisbaai
Insane_Homer wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 12:09 pm
OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Mar 05, 2025 11:59 am
Look like our new coach went back by selecting the same type of bowling attack since readmission in 1992. No spin.
... is Keshav Maharaj a military medium bowler now?
Santner is? You don't play in the sub continent without three spin bowlers.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2025 9:39 am
by OomStruisbaai
Good luck to NZ. They deserve to win it.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2025 8:45 am
by Sards
Shocking by Proteas. Bavuma really started the rot with his slow start. Put pressure on the boys all the way down. From my experience. You put pressure on the bowlers by hitting them around the park on the start. Openers in the short format don't play themselves in.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2025 9:23 am
by Sandstorm
Sards wrote: Fri Mar 07, 2025 8:45 am
Shocking by Proteas. Bavuma really started the rot with his slow start. Put pressure on the boys all the way down. From my experience. You put pressure on the bowlers by hitting them around the park on the start. Openers in the short format don't play themselves in.
I agree, but they tried Stubbs opening & tonking and that failed too.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2025 10:50 am
by ScarfaceClaw
And that’s NZ fucked in the final. Four down already.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2025 11:32 am
by OomStruisbaai
That's the difference between the Proteas and India. Spin bowling
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2025 11:51 am
by Kiwias
Commentator: “Well constructed 50 by Mitchell”. Not sure I agree with that given that over half the balls he faced were dot balls
He needs to go ballistic in these last few overs if we are to have any chance at posting a competitive target. But still dot ball after dot ball.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2025 3:17 pm
by Thor Sedan
Didn't hold out much hope with this final.
India are so very good - unsure why they need extra help - but there it is.
I hope some media push back against the ICC and their bosses being the BCCI.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2025 3:20 am
by Gumboot
Just realised this game was being played.
Great to see Lochore-born 20y.o. Muhammad Abbas smacking a rapid 50 on his ODI debut. This young fella could become our best ever Pakistani poach... are there any other contenders?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2025 3:35 am
by Kiwias
I sense a bit of tongue in cheek with your 'poach' comment but it was a superb knock by a youngster on debut. Pakistan openers looking pretty comfortable out there
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2025 3:41 am
by Kiwias
Kiwias wrote: Sat Mar 29, 2025 3:35 am
I sense a bit of tongue in cheek with your 'poach' comment but it was a superb knock by a youngster on debut. Pakistan openers looking pretty comfortable out there
EDIT: Got 'im!!! Mockers Gods were listening
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2025 4:15 am
by Gumboot
Kiwias wrote: Sat Mar 29, 2025 3:35 amI sense a bit of tongue in cheek with your 'poach' comment but it was a superb knock by a youngster on debut.
Top notch Saffer poaches like Wagner and Conway, along with Aussies like Lomax and de Groot, are becoming so commonplace.

Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2025 6:56 pm
by Enzedder
I thought Billy Ibadulla, but when I looked him up he never played for NZ. Retired from test cricket, moved to NZ and played for Otago.
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2025 6:59 pm
by Gumboot
Enzedder wrote: Sat Mar 29, 2025 6:56 pm
I thought Billy Ibadulla, but when I looked him up he never played for NZ. Retired from test cricket, moved to NZ and played for Otago.
I don't remember him as a player, but didn't he coach Glenn Turner for years?
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2025 5:41 pm
by Enzedder
Yes, and Brendon McCullum
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2025 12:58 am
by Enzedder
We have a young fellow coming thru the ranks in a blaze of fireworks
Xavier Bell’s past year at a glance
255no (off 143 balls): ND Academy v Auckland Academy, March 2024
247 (138): St Peter’s School v Aquinas College, March 2024
338 (184): St Peter’s School v Forest School (England), June 2024
100no (85): ND U19 v Canterbury U19, January 2025
103 (87): Hamilton v Counties Manukau, February 2025
192 (232): ND A v CD A, February 2025
133 (122): Hamilton v Waikato Valley, March 2025
151 (193): ND A v Auckland A, March 2025
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360631946 ... williamson
Re: The Official Cricket Thread
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2025 11:41 am
by Biffer
England middle order could be Vaughan, Flintoff, Flintoff in a few years time
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/art ... l08lwjz1go