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CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:06 am
by Uncle fester


Shit news.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:09 am
by tc27
He's still getting international starts! What's the story?

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:12 am
by Uncle fester
Looks like he wants to get back to South Africa.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:15 am
by tc27
Yep - fair enough but disappointing for Ireland and Munster fans I am sure.


Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:19 am
by SaintK
tc27 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:15 am Yep - fair enough but disappointing for Ireland and Munster fans I am sure.

Odd one but fair play
Only 30 so assuming he will still be playing when back home in SA?

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:25 am
by tc27
It is odd because he reasonably had the expectation of a few more years of lucrative contracts with Ireland and Munster - I get money isn't everything and possibly he now has enough for a pretty comfortable life in SA but he's only 30.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:29 am
by handyman
Seems a great guy.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:40 am
by Uncle fester
SaintK wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:19 am
tc27 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:15 am Yep - fair enough but disappointing for Ireland and Munster fans I am sure.

Odd one but fair play
Only 30 so assuming he will still be playing when back home in SA?
Probably not Pro rugby I'd say. He sounds a bit burned out and probably misses home. Lockdown has been very tough on the expat players.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:50 am
by Green light echo
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:40 am
SaintK wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:19 am
tc27 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:15 am Yep - fair enough but disappointing for Ireland and Munster fans I am sure.

Odd one but fair play
Only 30 so assuming he will still be playing when back home in SA?
Probably not Pro rugby I'd say. He sounds a bit burned out and probably misses home. Lockdown has been very tough on the expat players.
"Lockdown has been tough on the expat players". Please listen to yourself. He is payed 100s of thousands of dollars to play rugby for fucksake. Being asked to sit quietly on your couch is not fucking hard. No one is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Soft,selfish,greedy and dumb. If you werent you would be like the ANZACS.

Leading the world and loving normality.

Right off the the pub for a steak and beer.....

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:52 am
by Torquemada 1420
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:12 am Looks like he wants to get back to South Africa.
:lol:

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:06 am
by Big Nipper
I went on a date with his wife 10 years ago. Naturally Mr Stander was not in the picture yet, otherwise I would not be here to tell this tale

:thumbup:

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:45 am
by Uncle fester
Big Nipper wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:06 am I went on a date with his wife 10 years ago. Naturally Mr Stander was not in the picture yet, otherwise I would not be here to tell this tale

:thumbup:
*Checks dates*

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:49 am
by Big Nipper
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:45 am
Big Nipper wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:06 am I went on a date with his wife 10 years ago. Naturally Mr Stander was not in the picture yet, otherwise I would not be here to tell this tale

:thumbup:
*Checks dates*
Hahaha, it may have been in 2010, or end of 2009. Lived in Bloemfontein for 10 long years

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 11:55 am
by JM2K6
Good timing. He looked like he was on his last legs a bit. Right idea to go before you're forced to, and for a guy who makes as many hard carries as he does his body will be in bits soon anyway. Salvage what you can and go well.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 12:00 pm
by Slick
He has been huge for Ireland, good luck to him.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 12:38 pm
by assfly
Too small for rugby.

:lol:

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 12:55 pm
by OomStruisbaai
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:50 am
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:40 am
SaintK wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:19 am
Odd one but fair play
Only 30 so assuming he will still be playing when back home in SA?
Probably not Pro rugby I'd say. He sounds a bit burned out and probably misses home. Lockdown has been very tough on the expat players.
"Lockdown has been tough on the expat players". Please listen to yourself. He is payed 100s of thousands of dollars to play rugby for fucksake. Being asked to sit quietly on your couch is not fucking hard. No one is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Soft,selfish,greedy and dumb. If you werent you would be like the ANZACS.

Leading the world and loving normality.

Right off the the pub for a steak and beer.....
Do you have a Saffer wife?

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:01 pm
by Green light echo
OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 12:55 pm
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:50 am
Uncle fester wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:40 am

Probably not Pro rugby I'd say. He sounds a bit burned out and probably misses home. Lockdown has been very tough on the expat players.
"Lockdown has been tough on the expat players". Please listen to yourself. He is payed 100s of thousands of dollars to play rugby for fucksake. Being asked to sit quietly on your couch is not fucking hard. No one is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Soft,selfish,greedy and dumb. If you werent you would be like the ANZACS.

Leading the world and loving normality.

Right off the the pub for a steak and beer.....
Do you have a Saffer wife?
Please. You and the Northern Hemisphere countries through a collection of corrupt, greedy and inept politicians, allied with a selfish, narcissistic population have imposed these lockdown on yourselves.

On yourselves. And then you all cry about how hard it is like little children. I was bringing some common sense to the equation. However looking at SA and Europe's performance that is a quality sorely lacking in your societies. No wonder so many of you want to escape and live in Oz or NZ.

Thing is we don't want refugees from failed states. We have enough of them already.

Sort your own countries out. You know the one so many of you profess to love but in actuality would trade in a flash if only you could get Permanent Residency in ours.

We are full.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:09 pm
by Slick
You are very odd

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:09 pm
by JM2K6
Must be brilliant living in Oz and NZ. You seem like such a happy and fulfilled person, living their best life. A real advert for the antipodes.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:12 pm
by Green light echo
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:09 pm Must be brilliant living in Oz and NZ. You seem like such a happy and fulfilled person, living their best life. A real advert for the antipodes.
The only advert we need is 0 Cases of local transmission on the continent of Australia today.

How are you guys doing?

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:15 pm
by Slick
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:12 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:09 pm Must be brilliant living in Oz and NZ. You seem like such a happy and fulfilled person, living their best life. A real advert for the antipodes.
The only advert we need is 0 Cases of local transmission on the continent of Australia today.

How are you guys doing?
Well it’s 3pm here rather than 2am and like normal adults we are working and having some chat on a message board rather than really poorly attempting to troll other adults thousands of miles away.

But you’re doing great and I’m sure things are really working out for you

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:24 pm
by JM2K6
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:12 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:09 pm Must be brilliant living in Oz and NZ. You seem like such a happy and fulfilled person, living their best life. A real advert for the antipodes.
The only advert we need is 0 Cases of local transmission on the continent of Australia today.

How are you guys doing?
Sounds awful that your personality won't let you enjoy a second of it. You have my pity.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:27 pm
by Green light echo
Is it any wonder the North has one RWC in the cabinet?

Looking at your Covid performance one starts to get an inkling ad to why you all are so shit at rugby.

No heads up. No quick reaction or skill or discipline.

I can now see why you needed the Commonwealth and the Yanks and Russkies to bail your arses out in WW2.

Pitiful performance. Once again.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:29 pm
by JM2K6
Not sure if you're a kiwi or an Aussie but either way we annihilated you at the the last world cup so there's that, I suppose.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:33 pm
by Green light echo
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:29 pm Not sure if you're a kiwi or an Aussie but either way we annihilated you at the the last world cup so there's that, I suppose.
The scorecard reads North 1- South 8.

8 fucking 1

Shameful.

But you boys clearly have no shame.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:36 pm
by JM2K6
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:33 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:29 pm Not sure if you're a kiwi or an Aussie but either way we annihilated you at the the last world cup so there's that, I suppose.
The scorecard reads North 1- South 8.

8 fucking 1

Shameful.

But you boys clearly have no shame.
You were slagging off South Africa just now - make your mind up if you like them or not. Either way, it would appear that getting humiliated by shithouse England at the world cup has broken you.

Enjoy the rest of your middle-of-the-night!

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:41 pm
by Green light echo
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:36 pm
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:33 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:29 pm Not sure if you're a kiwi or an Aussie but either way we annihilated you at the the last world cup so there's that, I suppose.
The scorecard reads North 1- South 8.

8 fucking 1

Shameful.

But you boys clearly have no shame.
You were slagging off South Africa just now - make your mind up if you like them or not. Either way, it would appear that getting humiliated by shithouse England at the world cup has broken you.

Enjoy the rest of your middle-of-the-night!
Like Australia skullfucking you out of your own World Cup in the first round in 2015. Was it a bit like that. In front of your Royal family at HQ. A few weeks after shamefully and arrogantly bringing out adverts already celebrating your imminent win :lol: :lol:

2 weeks vacation for you

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:43 pm
by Kawazaki
Is this thread about CJ Stander?

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:46 pm
by Green light echo
Kawazaki wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:43 pm Is this thread about CJ Stander?
Who is CJ Stander.

Never heard of the fucker.....

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:47 pm
by Kawazaki
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:46 pm
Kawazaki wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:43 pm Is this thread about CJ Stander?
Who is CJ Stander.

Never heard of the fucker.....
He's a rugby player.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:53 pm
by Green light echo
Kawazaki wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:47 pm
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:46 pm
Kawazaki wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:43 pm Is this thread about CJ Stander?
Who is CJ Stander.

Never heard of the fucker.....
He's a rugby player.
Is he? I thought he played for Ireland....

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:55 pm
by SaintK
Slick wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:09 pmYou are very odd
You've misspelled gobshite cunt

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:58 pm
by JM2K6
SaintK wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:55 pm
Slick wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:09 pmYou are very odd
You've misspelled gobshite cunt
You forgot a comma :problem:

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:09 pm
by Green light echo
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:58 pm
SaintK wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:55 pm
Slick wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:09 pmYou are very odd
You've misspelled gobshite cunt
You forgot a comma :problem:
Oh diddums. Truth hurts hey? Well that is your problem. A lack of self reflection is what has bought your nations to where they are today.

A pitiful record against your rugby superiors. And an absolute criminal disaster re Covid.

Admit the truth.

You really are just a bit shit arent you :lol:

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:10 pm
by Uncle fester
Kawazaki wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:47 pm
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:46 pm
Kawazaki wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:43 pm Is this thread about CJ Stander?
Who is CJ Stander.

Never heard of the fucker.....
He's a rugby player.
With a 3-1 record against Australia, 2-1 against South Africa and an even record against NZ.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:12 pm
by JM2K6
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:09 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:58 pm
SaintK wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:55 pm
You've misspelled gobshite cunt
You forgot a comma :problem:
Oh diddums. Truth hurts hey? Well that is your problem. A lack of self reflection is what has bought your nations to where they are today.

A pitiful record against your rugby superiors. And an absolute criminal disaster re Covid.

Admit the truth.

You really are just a bit shit arent you :lol:
I was making a joke at Slick's expense. Perhaps spend a little more time reading, and a lot more time not posting.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:16 pm
by Green light echo
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:12 pm
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:09 pm
JM2K6 wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 3:58 pm

You forgot a comma :problem:
Oh diddums. Truth hurts hey? Well that is your problem. A lack of self reflection is what has bought your nations to where they are today.

A pitiful record against your rugby superiors. And an absolute criminal disaster re Covid.

Admit the truth.

You really are just a bit shit arent you :lol:
I was making a joke at Slick's expense. Perhaps spend a little more time reading, and a lot more time not posting.
Pardon me. I was replying to SaintK.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:19 pm
by Torquemada 1420
Green light echo wrote: Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:50 am
"Lockdown has been tough on the expat players". Please listen to yourself. He is payed 100s of thousands of dollars to play rugby for fucksake. Being asked to sit quietly on your couch is not fucking hard. No one is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Soft,selfish,greedy and dumb. If you werent you would be like the ANZACS.
Have to agree with this.

And anyway, WTF diff does it make if his parents are next door or in Ulaan Bataar? He'd have to zoom them either way. Unless he changed nationalities again and became French.

Re: CJ Stander retiring

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2021 4:23 pm
by Uncle fester
Zoom isn't great with small kids. He wants his daughter to spend real time with her grandparents before they depart this mortal coil.
His wife and kid are back in SA since Xmas.