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Both Oz openers gone. 32/2 and the fight is on.

Now we have to get Cam Green quickly.
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Enzedder wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:43 am Both Oz openers gone. 32/2 and the fight is on.

Now we have to get Cam Green quickly.
That would be ideal.
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And Head

And Labuschagne

And Marsh

And Carey

Ah fuck it - I'm off to the pub.
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Enzedder wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:48 am And Head

And Labuschagne

And Marsh

And Carey

Ah fuck it - I'm off to the pub.
You bastard, abandoning me!
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Enzedder wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:48 am And Head

And Labuschagne

And Marsh

And Carey

Ah fuck it - I'm off to the pub.
tick 'em off
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If Yadav and Bumrah can put on a 50 run partnership, then England definitely brought the wrong bowlers on the plane.
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Can't hope to beat Australia while dropping chances like that.
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and Henry has 5
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Gumboot wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:11 pm Can't hope to beat Australia while dropping chances like that.
Phillips says "hold my beer, I've got a screamer to catch"
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Kiwias wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:52 am
Gumboot wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:11 pm Can't hope to beat Australia while dropping chances like that.
Phillips says "hold my beer, I've got a screamer to catch"
Yep, that was a stunner.

Aus all out for 256, with the excellent Matt Henry bagging 7-67.

In stark contrast, the rapey guy goes wicketless...again.
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Jimmy Anderson has just taken his 700th test wicket, the only quick to reach that mark.

Then Latham reaches his 50, with KW only two runs behind him.
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Fark!

Good fightback by Latham and Williamson, but that's probably game over.
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Gumboot wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:39 am Fark!

Good fightback by Latham and Williamson, but that's probably game over.
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Kiwias wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:46 am
Gumboot wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:39 am Fark!

Good fightback by Latham and Williamson, but that's probably game over.
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We've been outclassed since the first session of the first test.

The Latham/Williamson partnership has been our best period of play, but it still feels like it was too little too late.

Southee's captaincy and bowling hasn't been flash either.
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Our best day of the series so far.

Australia in almost complete control, but at least we're still in the fight...
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Gumboot wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:38 am Our best day of the series so far.

Australia in almost complete control, but at least we're still in the fight...
At least we are making them work pretty hard for their wickets, not like England vs India.
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Scotland’s curse of having games rained off in unlikely places continues. Todays ODI in Dubai has been postponed.

It’s the second time ever that an ODI has been rained off in UAE. The previous one also involved Scotland. We’ve also had a game rained off in Oman. And another game rained off in Dubai against Ireland. And south east Asia turned into the arctic tundra when we played there in 2016. Had very unseasonal rain in Namibia and Zimbabwe as well.

Expect rain in the West Indies for Scotland in the t20 World Cup.
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And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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NZ all out for 372, so Aus need 279 to win.

Which I expect they'll do, but at least we set them some sort of a decent target...
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And we have them at 69 - 4, two wickets apiece to Henry and Sears. Henry on nine for the match
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Start delayed due to rain but the covers are coming off and play will resume at 12pm local.

Australia at 77/4 need 202 runs.
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Marsh dropped off Southee's first ball and Head caught off the next delivery
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Cricinfo's commentary has this gem:
Henry to Head, no run
Full ball outside off, angling in. Head shoulders arms even as the ball goes by quite close to the stumps
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Guy Smiley wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 11:06 pm Marsh dropped off Southee's first ball and Head caught off the next delivery
Rachin buying the drinks for Young tonight
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When I lived in Freo and was still doing a lot of cycling, a favourite circuit of mine took me along the southern bank of the Swan river on a shared path pretty much all the way to Applecross and the freeway into Perth, a popular route. I remember one afternoon coming back through a little s bend section and running into Rod Marsh and his two sons out there in the parkland with an Aussie rules football... the boys would have been about 8-10 years old.

Funny how time marches on, eh.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 11:18 pm When I lived in Freo and was still doing a lot of cycling, a favourite circuit of mine took me along the southern bank of the Swan river on a shared path pretty much all the way to Applecross and the freeway into Perth, a popular route. I remember one afternoon coming back through a little s bend section and running into Rod Marsh and his two sons out there in the parkland with an Aussie rules football... the boys would have been about 8-10 years old.

Funny how time marches on, eh.
Shaun and Mitchell are Geoff Marsh's sons. Rodney's no relation, afaik.
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they all look the same, those marshes...
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Guy Smiley wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 12:01 am they all look the same, those marshes...
:lol: :lol:

The Marsh at the wicket is going to take the buggers home. Thanks Rachin.
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Kiwias wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 12:13 am
Guy Smiley wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 12:01 am they all look the same, those marshes...
:lol: :lol:

The Marsh at the wicket is going to take the buggers home. Thanks Rachin.
Yeah... that dropped catch was The Chance, I reckon... the game's running away from NZ at pace now.


Also... there were a lot of reeds growing alongside that path years ago... in the marshy ground.
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Sears gets Marsh then Starc off consecutive balls
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I don't often get a chance to watch a day of test cricket... but here I am. Rolling around in the magic of the game.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2024 2:10 am I don't often get a chance to watch a day of test cricket... but here I am. Rolling around in the magic of the game.
Test cricket is a wonderful thing
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We made them work harder than in the first test but they are just too strong
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Well done Aus, great fightback today to win it.

Glad we put up more of a fight this time, but dropping about 10 chances over the series, and conceding 41 extras first up in Wgtn, then another 22 in this innings, was just not good enough.
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Cummins seems like a really decent bloke and a top cricketer. And Carey was good in his interview
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Is this the last season for Southee?

Last 8 tests (including 2 against a really weak South African C team)

6/428 - basically three quarters of a wicket every 54 runs.

Really not good enough - we need a bowling duo that can rip through a lower order. Aussies middle and lower batters won this series for them.
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The ICC's vaguely insane qualification criteria for the next T20 World Cup in 2026 has been announced. Basically it's the hosts, India and Sri Lanka, plus the 8 teams who get out of the group stages in the 2024 T20 World Cup, plus however many more teams you need to get up to 12 automatic qualifiers, taken from the highest ranked teams who haven't qualified by getting out of the groups this time (as of the rankings on June 29th).

Current rankings (as of 11th March) that are relevant are

11 Namibia 196
12 Ireland 194
13 Zimbabwe 193
14 Scotland 190
15 Netherlands 183

So it's really tight. Since those rankings Scotland beat Oman 2-1 in a three match series and Ireland lost a series to Afghanistan by the sme score. But the ICC and cricket generally will make absolutely no mention of this in the next few months, there will be no marketing and no attempt to generate any interest whatsoever. Oh, and nobody really seems to be sure if the T20 games at the Africa games count as full internationals or not. and given Namibia have lost to Zimbabwe and Nigeria that'd damage their hopes of getting into the top12, but they may want to count them to make sure Zimbabwe get in. The ICC probably won't confirm this either way until they see the outcome and how it'll affect rankings.

Then they'll have the regional qualifiers again, which is a whole different shitshow. The qualifiers are allocated as 2 from Europe, 2 from Asia, 2 from Africa, 1 from East Asia-Pacific and 1 from Americas. The problem with this is how easily someone could game the system. Scotland Ireland and the Netherlands have a six game T20 series in mid/late May in preparation for the World Cup. The way the rankings are at the moment, If one of those teams were to throw all four of their games, it'd ensure that one of the other two qualified automatically, and that would leave a nice easy European qualifier for the remaining two (those three teams being a fair bit ahead of the other European teams). This all stems from the disparity in the regions the ICC has set up. If you look at current World Rankings, to qualify from Europe you need to be in the top 14 in the World. To qualify from Asia, top 17. To qualify from East Asia-Pacific you need to be in the top 40. The Asia / East Asia distinction is entirely arbitrary and could easily be fixed by moving Hong Kong (rank 21) and Malaysia (25) into East Asia-Pac to give a better balance, and then having something that's more a repechage for the last place. But that's never going to happen because the ICC doesn't give a shit.
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But in better news (from my point of view) Cricket Scotland is apparently in talks with Cricket Australia about a game or games prior to the Australia ODI series in England in September. This is off the back of the Aussie series in Ireland (3 ODIs + 1 T20) being pulled because of financial pressures, I presume on Cricket Ireland's side. That series being pulled, plus the Afghan T20s being cancelled, leaves a big hole in the Aussie schedule with no cricket scheduled at all after the end of the T20 World Cup in June until the 5 ODIs and 3 T20s against England starting mid September.
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A few interesting names lined up for the Scottish Super 10 in August.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/68608445

Alex Hales and Rashid Khan in particular.

Might try to get up to Aberdeen for a bit of this, speaking a bit parochially it's a shame it's not distributed a little bit more.
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inactionman wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 10:00 am A few interesting names lined up for the Scottish Super 10 in August.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/68608445

Alex Hales and Rashid Khan in particular.

Might try to get up to Aberdeen for a bit of this, speaking a bit parochially it's a shame it's not distributed a little bit more.
Yeah, bit of a shame but I assume it’s cheaper to only do the infrastructure in one place. Hopefully it won’t be a one off and in future years it’ll have multiple locations.

Think they got fed up with waiting for the euro slam t20 and set this up instead

Also wonder if one or two of the Aussies might sign up for a hit.
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