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Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:13 pm
by sturginho
Failing Grayling fails to become chair of the intelligence and security committee despite being nominated by the PM

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... rity-chair

That's a pretty spectacular failure even by his standards! :lol:

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:36 pm
by Line6 HXFX
It seems to me like the wealthy have decided that in a democracy, the jig is up, there is absolutely zero justification for their ownership of all the wealth (no one is arguing for trickle down economics anymore) and power, and instead of creating policies to help and aid society as a whole, to create complete and utter Chaos and anarchy as a tactic to keep hold of it all.

Lots of Tory policies are also to repair the damage created by previous Tory policies (and they actually demand credit for repairing them).

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:00 pm
by PCPhil
sturginho wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:13 pm Failing Grayling fails to become chair of the intelligence and security committee despite being nominated by the PM

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... rity-chair

That's a pretty spectacular failure even by his standards! :lol:
Legend. There should be a statue put up for him.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:09 pm
by Hal Jordan
It would end up being accidentally made out of papier mache and go all lumpy in the rain.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:42 pm
by Margin__Walker
Losing that takes some doing. There really is nothing he can't heroically fail at

See Julian Lewis has had the whip removed now.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:01 pm
by Hal Jordan
Dummy spitting time.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:02 am
by Bainbridge III
When Grayling goes we will all miss him, he is such a source of amusement.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:23 am
by Un Pilier
Bainbridge III wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:02 am When Grayling goes we will all miss him, he is such a source of amusement.
I think I would be able to cope in his absence.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:45 am
by ScarfaceClaw
Margin__Walker wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:42 pm Losing that takes some doing. There really is nothing he can't heroically fail at

See Julian Lewis has had the whip removed now.
Cummings has thrown a tantrum that his preferred thicky didn’t get the job. He’ll now have to spin it as a bitter ex Tory trying to undermine the Gubmint and everything he says is lies or the dreaded trump “fake news” response.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:28 pm
by Bainbridge III
Un Pilier wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:23 am
Bainbridge III wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:02 am When Grayling goes we will all miss him, he is such a source of amusement.
I think I would be able to cope in his absence.
No doubt, but his comedy value is absolute gold

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:30 pm
by SaintK
Bainbridge III wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:02 am When Grayling goes we will all miss him, he is such a source of amusement.
Bugger off! He's cost all us taxpayers £m's and £m's over the years
Everything he's ever touched turns to rat shit!

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:21 pm
by ScarfaceClaw
SaintK wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 2:30 pm
Bainbridge III wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:02 am When Grayling goes we will all miss him, he is such a source of amusement.
Bugger off! He's cost all us taxpayers £m's and £m's over the years
Everything he's ever touched turns to rat shit!
The inverse Midas touch.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:39 pm
by Bainbridge III
I saw it described as the grayling distortion field, he just has to be in the room to make everything go to shit.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:43 pm
by fishfoodie
Bainbridge III wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:39 pm I saw it described as the grayling distortion field, he just has to be in the room to make everything go to shit.
Can we get him a job in the RFU ?

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:56 pm
by eldanielfire
sturginho wrote: Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:13 pm Failing Grayling fails to become chair of the intelligence and security committee despite being nominated by the PM

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... rity-chair

That's a pretty spectacular failure even by his standards! :lol:
Like many, I've never understood how Grayling had a career of note.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:12 pm
by Bainbridge III
fishfoodie wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:43 pm
Bainbridge III wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:39 pm I saw it described as the grayling distortion field, he just has to be in the room to make everything go to shit.
Can we get him a job in the RFU ?
He will be a shoo in when he leaves government, doubt he will get sacked from government, I expect he will just forget he works there and pitch up at twickers by mistake, get offered a job on the spot. He must have insane luck.

Re: Failing Grayling Fails Again!

Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:33 am
by PCPhil
I split my sides at the quote from one of his own party.

“The only man who has ever failed to win a rigged election”