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:lol: that was my first though.

First invoice of the year in June? Business must be slow.
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I presume Ooms laaitjie hacked his account. I'm too old to understand Gen Z vernacular.
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Eish. That Challenge Cup draw does nothing for me.

Stick a B-team out and concentrate on the URC if you ask me.
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assfly wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:10 am Eish. That Challenge Cup draw does nothing for me.

Stick a B-team out and concentrate on the URC if you ask me.
That's what I would do. None of the SA teams has a squad good enough for both, so rather concentrate on what you can win.
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Chilli wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:46 am .... so rather concentrate on what you can win.
Go on. I need to know more about this approach, it does not sound familiar.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:27 pm You will getting tired of playing against Zebre
Not if we're winning.
You’ll still have just 1700 fans at your stadium each week.
The Sharks matches were more watched than the Stormers
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Sards wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 pm The Sharks matches were more watched than the Stormers
Were being the operative word, I can't see our fixtures attracting anywhere near the same level of interest.

Even I'd prefer to watch Stormers vs La Rochelle than $harks vs Pau or whatever they're called.
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Sards wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 6:30 am
assfly wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 5:13 am

Not if we're winning.
You’ll still have just 1700 fans at your stadium each week.
The Sharks matches were more watched than the Stormers
Shame they didn't go to the stadium.
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LoveOfTheGame wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 2:26 pm
Sards wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 1:53 pm
Sandstorm wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 6:30 am

You’ll still have just 1700 fans at your stadium each week.
The Sharks matches were more watched than the Stormers
Shame they didn't go to the stadium.
There was a poster that followed attendance trends
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assfly wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 11:31 am
Chilli wrote: Thu Jul 13, 2023 10:46 am .... so rather concentrate on what you can win.
Go on. I need to know more about this approach, it does not sound familiar.
It is something totally unique

My best idea ever :spin
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Sharks are building at every level.
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Sards wrote: Tue Jul 18, 2023 6:08 pm https://www.facebook.com/story.php?stor ... tid=Nif5oz


Sharks are building at every level.
And they have signed the Lions 10, Hendricks.
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Sharks are building at every level.
And they have signed the Lions 10, Hendricks.

Bosch? Cronje? Nope. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I thought they grow their on schoolboy players

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... tid=Nif5oz

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... tid=Nif5oz

Good to see WP signed their top SA Schools schoolboys like Fuller, de Jong, Kyle Smith, Xola Nyali and JC Mars.
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The Hendrikse signing is possible the best signing we've made in a long time. I've always liked him and thought it's such a shame we let him slip through the net, especially when his brother has thrived with us.

:thumbup: returning home
:thumbup: potential 9/10 axis with his boet
:thumbup: only 22

Give him two years and let's see where he is on the Bok radar.

He'll be much-needed backup to Bosch. I suspect this mean they see Chamberlain's future at 15, and Cronje must already be looking for his 99th club to play for.
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assfly wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:44 am The Hendrikse signing is possible the best signing we've made in a long time. I've always liked him and thought it's such a shame we let him slip through the net, especially when his brother has thrived with us.

:thumbup: returning home
:thumbup: potential 9/10 axis with his boet
:thumbup: only 22

Give him two years and let's see where he is on the Bok radar.

He'll be much-needed backup to Bosch. I suspect this mean they see Chamberlain's future at 15, and Cronje must already be looking for his 99th club to play for.
Ox won't be happy, Boeta is supposed to be the next bok 10. :eek:
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 6:22 pm I thought they grow their on schoolboy players

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... tid=Nif5oz

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... tid=Nif5oz

Good to see WP signed their top SA Schools schoolboys like Fuller, de Jong, Kyle Smith, Xola Nyali and JC Mars.
It's professional. If the boys want proper management the Bulls and Sharks are the place to be
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LoveOfTheGame wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:27 am Ox won't be happy, Boeta is supposed to be the next bok 10. :eek:
Reminds me of his feelings towards Waylon Murray :lol:
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Sards wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:07 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 6:22 pm I thought they grow their on schoolboy players

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... tid=Nif5oz

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... tid=Nif5oz

Good to see WP signed their top SA Schools schoolboys like Fuller, de Jong, Kyle Smith, Xola Nyali and JC Mars.
It's professional. If the boys want proper management the Bulls and Sharks are the place to be
Flipflopper.
Springboks, Stormers and WP supporter.
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handyman wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:47 am
Sards wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:07 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Jul 24, 2023 6:22 pm I thought they grow their on schoolboy players

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... tid=Nif5oz

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... tid=Nif5oz

Good to see WP signed their top SA Schools schoolboys like Fuller, de Jong, Kyle Smith, Xola Nyali and JC Mars.
It's professional. If the boys want proper management the Bulls and Sharks are the place to be
Flipflopper.
Sharks and Bulls are winning all the youth tournaments
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Sards wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:14 am
handyman wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:47 am
Sards wrote: Tue Jul 25, 2023 7:07 am

It's professional. If the boys want proper management the Bulls and Sharks are the place to be
Flipflopper.
Sharks and Bulls are winning all the youth tournaments
Kak praat. They lost heavily against WP in the most important one.
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I'm not quite sure what the $harks should do for the Challenge Cup.

Realistically, we're never going to win it and nobody appears to take it very seriously.

Do we bank on trying to get some home wins and send the kids up north for the away games?

Do we stick with the same starting lineup to give Plumtree a chance to get some more gametime, and for the players to make some amends for their dreadful performances?

Eish. What a vokop of a season so far that had so much promise.
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The Challenge Cup is a total different competition. Sharks surely can win it.
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Your Challenge Cup fixtures
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R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Pau, 5:15pm, Durban
R2 – Sunday, 17 December, vs Cheetahs, 3pm, Bloemfontein
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Oyonnax, 3pm, Durban
R4 – Sunday, 21 January, vs Dragons, 5:30pm, Newport


No way you cant top that log.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:51 am Your Challenge Cup fixtures
Sharks
R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Pau, 5:15pm, Durban
R2 – Sunday, 17 December, vs Cheetahs, 3pm, Bloemfontein
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Oyonnax, 3pm, Durban
R4 – Sunday, 21 January, vs Dragons, 5:30pm, Newport


No way you cant top that log.
Thank you for your confidence. But even if we do top the log, we then end up playing against the likes of Clermont, Edinburgh, Montpellier, Lions in the round of 16. Playing away in France or Scotland will be very very difficult to win.
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assfly wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:57 am Thank you for your confidence. But even if we do top the log, we then end up playing against the likes of Clermont, Edinburgh, Montpellier, Lions in the round of 16. Playing away in France or Scotland will be very very difficult to win.
Stop being weak and get ready for Wright/Boeta to beat Poes first up. :thumbup:
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assfly wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:57 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 6:51 am Your Challenge Cup fixtures
Sharks
R1 – Saturday, 9 December, vs Pau, 5:15pm, Durban
R2 – Sunday, 17 December, vs Cheetahs, 3pm, Bloemfontein
R3 – Saturday, 13 January, vs Oyonnax, 3pm, Durban
R4 – Sunday, 21 January, vs Dragons, 5:30pm, Newport


No way you cant top that log.
Thank you for your confidence. But even if we do top the log, we then end up playing against the likes of Clermont, Edinburgh, Montpellier, Lions in the round of 16. Playing away in France or Scotland will be very very difficult to win.
Honestly, the Stormers play Leicester away on sunday, 6 days later the Rochelle, the champs at home. No way Dobson can play his strongest team in both.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 7:54 am Honestly, the Stormers play Leicester away on sunday, 6 days later the Rochelle, the champs at home. No way Dobson can play his strongest team in both.
Ja I can see why teams have to pick between the league and the cup. You have to have some serious depth in your squad, as well as a kind fixture list and a somewhat lucky draw. Plus SA teams have to factor in the travel. Playing Leicester and la Rochelle successively is very tough.
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assfly wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:03 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 7:54 am Honestly, the Stormers play Leicester away on sunday, 6 days later the Rochelle, the champs at home. No way Dobson can play his strongest team in both.
Ja I can see why teams have to pick between the league and the cup. You have to have some serious depth in your squad, as well as a kind fixture list and a somewhat lucky draw. Plus SA teams have to factor in the travel. Playing Leicester and la Rochelle successively is very tough.
Luckily we have Leinster also in our pool.
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:54 am Luckily we have Leinster also in our pool.
Ah well there's an easy bonus point win
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assfly wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:55 am
OomStruisbaai wrote: Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:54 am Luckily we have Leinster also in our pool.
Ah well there's an easy bonus point win
Nah we dont play against them, only GPS and T14 teams. URC teams will help each other.
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I know it was "only" Pau, but at least it's a home win under the belt and a much better performance.

More of what we expect from Eben, and Am is starting to show a return to his 2021-2022 form at long last, helped by Francois Venter's best game for us yet. We also look much better with Williams at 9, not sure how we're going to balance having two Bok 9s.
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assfly wrote: Mon Dec 11, 2023 5:58 am I know it was "only" Pau, but at least it's a home win under the belt and a much better performance.

More of what we expect from Eben, and Am is starting to show a return to his 2021-2022 form at long last, helped by Francois Venter's best game for us yet. We also look much better with Williams at 9, not sure how we're going to balance having two Bok 9s.
If the idea is to play at that pace, I'd honestly be a fan of an extended run with Williams at wing to play as a second 9. Reckon either would be a better distributor than Bosch (seeing as Chamberlain not getting a look in) and allows two good support runners for short breaks. Kok nor Potgieter a significant loss (though I did think the latter had a solid performance, just don't see the skillset or physical attributes to play higher than a bulky centre at wing). Dyantyi trying too hard.

Outlandish of course, but anyway.
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Well this season continues to go from bad to worse.
Credit to the Cheetahs; they clearly wanted it more than us.
We were just woeful. Lethargic and uncoordinated. Beyond 3 phases, we are lost. Lineouts were a mess.
We should have sent up our b-team, as this match was always a banana skin.
3 weeks break until we play the Lions, who in all likelihood will beat us too.
I know we've got a lot of injuries, but the shit being dished out by a lot of our senior players isn't good enough. I think we need a serious cleanout of deadrubber in our squad.
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assfly wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:54 am Well this season continues to go from bad to worse.
Credit to the Cheetahs; they clearly wanted it more than us.
We were just woeful. Lethargic and uncoordinated. Beyond 3 phases, we are lost. Lineouts were a mess.
We should have sent up our b-team, as this match was always a banana skin.
3 weeks break until we play the Lions, who in all likelihood will beat us too.
I know we've got a lot of injuries, but the shit being dished out by a lot of our senior players isn't good enough. I think we need a serious cleanout of deadrubber in our squad.
There may be deeper issues at the $harks. They have just been terrible.
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I am feeling very despondent about our situation. We are just not clicking. Its like the players have never met before. Intentions are right.....its just execution. Which is terrible.
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Sards wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:58 pm I am feeling very despondent about our situation. We are just not clicking. Its like the players have never met before. Intentions are right.....its just execution. Which is terrible.
Must be terrible for you after positing so much negatives about the Stormers. Curwin Bosch has been kak for a decade now.
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Sards wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:58 pm I am feeling very despondent about our situation. We are just not clicking. Its like the players have never met before. Intentions are right.....its just execution. Which is terrible.
Ja.
Hookers that can't throw in
Largely anonymous loosies
Curwin Bosch
No captain
Plumtree
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OomStruisbaai wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 4:11 am
Sards wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 7:58 pm I am feeling very despondent about our situation. We are just not clicking. Its like the players have never met before. Intentions are right.....its just execution. Which is terrible.
Must be terrible for you after positing so much negatives about the Stormers. Curwin Bosch has been kak for a decade now.
You are obsessed man. Get a hobby
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Chilli2 wrote: Tue Dec 19, 2023 5:53 am Ja.
Hookers that can't throw in
Largely anonymous loosies
Curwin Bosch
No captain
Plumtree
Enjoy the win Chilli.

Agreed about the hookers, it's a massive problem for us. Watching some of the other teams this weekend, I can't understand how we get it so wrong.
Loosies are definitely work-shy.
Bosch is Bosch, nothing new there. At least he's consistent :lolno:
Captaincy is definitely an issue. The body language on the field is awful, nobody is driving them.
I don't think we can start throwing Plumtree under the bus yet. Professional players have to at least get the basics right.
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