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Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 12:45 pm
by ASMO
I fancy quims to edge it

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 12:59 pm
by ASMO

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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:07 pm
by ASMO
Tampon great try off 1st Phase ball, 7-0

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:08 pm
by Oxbow
Great try. I hope to fuck that today is the day that Saints finally click.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:16 pm
by ASMO
Pen Quims 3-7

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:19 pm
by sockwithaticket
I just realised how well the nicknames for these sides combine...

Grayson Jr. with a big error compounded by Mitchell.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:25 pm
by stemoc
why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:27 pm
by sockwithaticket
Poor protection of their player from Saints led to that pen.
stemoc wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:25 pm why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn
Naiyaravoro? He's an absolute liability in defence, whatever he might grant in attack.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:28 pm
by ASMO
Great opportunist try by Quims, Brown looking pretty sharp, definitely out playing Furbank who I think is totally overrated. 10- 7 to Quims

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:30 pm
by ASMO
sockwithaticket wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:27 pm Poor protection of their player from Saints led to that pen.
stemoc wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:25 pm why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn
Naiyaravoro? He's an absolute liability in defence, whatever he might grant in attack.
The turning circle of a supertanker and about the speed of one too

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:34 pm
by sockwithaticket
Definitely not quick enough to be playing on the wing.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:36 pm
by sockwithaticket
Nice. Stonking pass, if Cips had thrown it they'd still be fellating the skill.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:43 pm
by ASMO
Not a bad game this, pushover try to Quims, 15 - 14

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:45 pm
by ASMO
Halftime 18 - 14 quims

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:45 pm
by sockwithaticket
It helps to have teams of similar quality and decent weather, some of the games recently have had to endure either inclement conditions or a lineup mismatch. I'm a little bit scared for the weakened Worcester team taking on a strong Exeter side, could be a seriously one-sided beatdown.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:55 pm
by Oxbow
sockwithaticket wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:27 pm Poor protection of their player from Saints led to that pen.
stemoc wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:25 pm why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn
Naiyaravoro? He's an absolute liability in defence, whatever he might grant in attack.
Going forward he's been nothing special since the restart either, whether it's because teams have worked him out or just the general shitness of Saints I couldn't say.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:00 pm
by ASMO
Oxbow wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:55 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:27 pm Poor protection of their player from Saints led to that pen.
stemoc wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:25 pm why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn
Naiyaravoro? He's an absolute liability in defence, whatever he might grant in attack.
Going forward he's been nothing special since the restart either, whether it's because teams have worked him out or just the general shitness of Saints I couldn't say.
He was getting smashed backwards in tackles by much smaller guys in his last game

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:08 pm
by ASMO
Great try, Smith having a strong game, 23 - 14 quims

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:09 pm
by sockwithaticket
Lovely little run from Smith there.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:11 pm
by ASMO
What a try quims

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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:12 pm
by ASMO
Mike Brown passed the ball, hold the front page 30 - 14 quims

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:14 pm
by sockwithaticket
Cracker. One for JMK's "Mike Brown folder" if ever someone's slagging the guy off.

Decent length of pass from Dombrandt to set Ashton off too considering the young fellow's primarily there for his ball carrying; such players aren't also the most dextrous.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:25 pm
by JM2K6
Brown is having a very Mike Brown game - great at the breakdown and under the high ball, beating players for fun, but maybe not the pace to finish things off. Has combined brilliantly with Dombrandt for two tries too.

Very impressed by the England boys past present and future at the breakdown today.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:32 pm
by ASMO
Smith having an absolute blinder, he is everything Farrell is not.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:38 pm
by JM2K6
Shame his goalkicking has been uncharacteristically wayward.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:41 pm
by sockwithaticket
Saints compounding errors now.

Just checked in on the Exter game, bonus point wrapped up on the half hour mark.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:45 pm
by stemoc
Marcus smith the flanker LOL

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:45 pm
by JM2K6
Will Evans has had a cracking game.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:46 pm
by ASMO
Did a better job than Johnny May

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:48 pm
by sockwithaticket
It feels odd to say about such a gargantuan human, but Naiyaravoro is an empty shirt.

:lol: Trademark CMK voice break.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:50 pm
by ASMO
Quims won that fairly easily really

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:50 pm
by JM2K6
Care motm. He was pretty ropey at times in the first half and his passing wasn't great. Did really well after that but so did a lot of players. Brown or Dombrandt or Evans for me.

All over. Nice to see the traditional Quins second half surge allied to actually getting a lead in the first half.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:51 pm
by JM2K6
Forgot Lewis Ludlum was playing!

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:51 pm
by ASMO
sockwithaticket wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:48 pm It feels odd to say about such a gargantuan human, but Naiyaravoro is an empty shirt.

:lol: Trademark CMK voice break.
Judging on his recent performances i would say it's a shirt full of shite

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:52 pm
by ASMO
I had Smith as MOTM

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:55 pm
by Oxbow
I am finding it increasingly difficult to watch Saints these days, it's like we're falling back towards the latter days of Mallinder's reign.
JM2K6 wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:51 pm Forgot Lewis Ludlum was playing!
I know you're not a fan, but Ludlam was one of our better players today, which speaks volumes.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:56 pm
by JM2K6
Fair enough, I'm sure he was busy, just all the Quins back rows had big moments in attack and defence and the same didn't seem true of him.

Mike Brown made ten passes today... :lol:

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:57 pm
by ASMO
Isiekwe was the pick of the tampon players

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 3:35 pm
by JM2K6
ASMO wrote: Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:57 pm Isiekwe was the pick of the tampon players
Olowofela was also good, first time I've seen him. Way stronger than his build would suggest and a great attitude to go with the pace and footwork.

Re: Quims v Tampon

Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:29 am
by Slick
What are the Quins supporters views on young Marcus Smith?

I read he had quite a good game but the games I've seen him live (only 3 or 4) he has been pretty average with a few very good touches. He was meant to be the next big thing but is he?

This is not a troll.