Stop voting for fucking Tories

[sturginho]

What Is ?

The Met Police said today their investigation would not take more than a year, but did not give an exact timeframe for when it would wrap up.

Police investigation 'won't take longer than a year'
More lines now from the Met Police commander leading its investigation into parties, which Boris Johnson repeatedly urged MPs to wait for when facing tough criticism in the Commons earlier.

The Met has been handed more than 300 photos, Commander Catherine Roper told the media.

She also said:

Her team would start contacting people soon to ask them questions and expected that people would "tell the truth"
The investigation will not last "more than a year" and she wants to fast-track it
The police asked Sue Gray to hold back information on events they are looking into because it would otherwise make it harder to interview people and have them provide "their account from their own memory"
Police officers on duty at Downing Street could be questioned if appropriate

That's what I was afraid of ...

They're not even being subtle about their corruption

Pathetic

[salanya]

At what point do we all take to the streets?

I'd take my anger out (verbally, in writing) to my Tory MP, but thankfully I don't have one.

[Lobby]

What Is ?

The Met Police said today their investigation would not take more than a year, but did not give an exact timeframe for when it would wrap up.

Police investigation 'won't take longer than a year'
More lines now from the Met Police commander leading its investigation into parties, which Boris Johnson repeatedly urged MPs to wait for when facing tough criticism in the Commons earlier.

The Met has been handed more than 300 photos, Commander Catherine Roper told the media.

She also said:

Her team would start contacting people soon to ask them questions and expected that people would "tell the truth"
The investigation will not last "more than a year" and she wants to fast-track it
The police asked Sue Gray to hold back information on events they are looking into because it would otherwise make it harder to interview people and have them provide "their account from their own memory"
Police officers on duty at Downing Street could be questioned if appropriate

That's what I was afraid of ...

They're not even being subtle about their corruption

The Secret Barrister (who is normally a fierce critic of this Government) has posted an article explaining why the police might want the report not to summaries the evidence they are now looking at:

https://thesecretbarrister.com/2022/01/ ... nt-report/

Worth reading if only for this imaginary interview of a notable suspect a la Line of Duty:

Q: What can you tell us about the alleged party on [DATE]?

A: Nothing at all, old bean. It’s absolute rhubarb! I wasn’t even told!

Q: Nobody told you anything about a party?

A: Piffle and balderdash! Nothing at all. You can check my phone and my emails!

Q: You had your phone on you all that day, did you?

A: Absolutely.

Q: Nobody else used it?

A: Of course not!

Q: We have analysed your phone, and your emails. And they’re clean. But we’d like to ask you about this. [PRESENTS DOCUMENT]

A: Cripes! What is this?

Q: These are messages we recovered from the mobile phone of X. They were deleted from your phone, it seems. And would you agree that these show you in detailed conversation about the party? Down to you even demanding a particular wine?

[PAUSE]

A: No comment.

[salanya]

JRM: '"We've got to remember how well the prime minister has done in the general run of being prime minister,"

"Politicians have to accept that our bosses are the British people, and they voted for that, they put him in office."



So you can just do whatever you want once enough people have voted you in - no such thing as accountability. How deluded are these people, and how much dirt do they all have on each other?!

[fishfoodie]

Those kind of questions only come from a Copper who is actually trying to catch a liar in a Lie; & this is a Copper who also has no interest in ever getting another promotion; & who doesn't mind getting the shittest shifts; on the dodgiest beats, for the remainder of their career.

Who knows; they might even get an invitation to piss in a bottle, or give a blood sample; at some future, inconvenient date !

[Hal Jordan]

You see Boris has missed a call on the biggest foreign policy issue of the year, then see a BBC headline of “U.K. threatens Russia with tougher sanctions” with a photo of Truss grinning like a demented church warden, and wonder how we got here

I'm willing to bet none of the oligarchs that contributed to the coffers, or threw Kompromat parties, or find themselves recently ennobled will be subject to sanctions.

[salanya]

Now Truss tests positive.

You know, after spending all day in Westminster, without mask.

And when she's supposed to be 'sorting out' the crisis in Ukraine this week.

[Biffer]

[Guy Smiley]

Now Truss tests positive.

You know, after spending all day in Westminster, without mask.

And when she's supposed to be 'sorting out' the crisis in Ukraine this week.

just...

LOL

[dpedin]

Anyone else think this is just a little too convenient? Means she is out of the way whilst the letters pile in to the 1922 Committee and doesn't have to be implicated in getting rid of the Blonde Bumblecunt. Gives her 5+ days to work on strategy for leadership battle ahead - get her hair done. new nails with Union Jack colours, a few new power suits ordered with the extra big 'Falcons Crest' shoulder pads, couple of pairs of high heeled Jimmy Choos on order, a quick chemical skin peel for that glowing look, legs done with the strimmer and some extensive sessions with her vocal coach to hone that slow, deep and powerful voice to make her sound 'presidential'. She will also be memorising all the Brexit benefits (Imperial measures on pint glasses) again and any other important three word slogans that come to mind. It will be a busy time for wee Liz, bless her, but this is her big chance and she can't afford to blow it!

[C69]

Seems legit

[sturginho]

[I like neeps]

At what point do we all take to the streets?

I'd take my anger out (verbally, in writing) to my Tory MP, but thankfully I don't have one.

Don't worry about that. The UK govt is making taking to the streets illegal.

How a country declines. Slowly, then all at once.

[fishfoodie]

It's impossible to know the true state of affairs; & only Brady knows how many letters are in the drawer.

Today we had some MPs declaring their undying love; & saying they were now convinced he was their man; & another plum said he was taking his letter back; but who the hell knows if he'd even sent in a letter ?, it seemed unlikely.

On the other hand; we had a former PM, & two former whips being very clear that he needed to go; & they seemed a lot more credible.

No 10 is running a full on propaganda campaign; & because the Whips are acting like the Spanish Inquisition; I can't imagine that any junior MP is being honest with them

[I like neeps]

Othello became paranoid and killed his wife.

[Slick]

It's impossible to know the true state of affairs; & only Brady knows how many letters are in the drawer.

Today we had some MPs declaring their undying love; & saying they were now convinced he was their man; & another plum said he was taking his letter back; but who the hell knows if he'd even sent in a letter ?, it seemed unlikely.

On the other hand; we had a former PM, & two former whips being very clear that he needed to go; & they seemed a lot more credible.

No 10 is running a full on propaganda campaign; & because the Whips are acting like the Spanish Inquisition; I can't imagine that any junior MP is being honest with them

I heard one MP saying it stank but Boris delivered them the victory before and is the only person that can deliver victory again.

Just to step back for a second, that is saying that winning the election is the only thing that matters and how that is achieved is irrelevant. It’s so ingrained that no one bats an eyelid and the MP doesn’t think for a second that it is controversial, because it’s not. It’s so fucked.

[fishfoodie]

Saw a comment on the Guardian; that gives me an idea for PMQ's this week.

What would it look like; if every opposition Q; called the lazy, fat, cunt; a liar; & demanded he correct the record on a previous lie he had told to the house; & the Speaker hadn't made him correct ?

The issue is now, the; character; of the PM of the UK; & that is what the Tory Party; & it's MP's should be judged on.

Let the Speaker, ask each & every MP to retract; & have them stand by the truth; & let the Speaker protect the liar over them; & tell them to withdraw. With a little co-ordination; they can each pick a specific lie; & a specific occasion he told it in; & just lay on how many times he's shown contempt for the Parliament.

I think it'd be a powerful demonstration of who the elites really are; & how the system is rigged; to have constituents see their MP's being forced out of the House, for telling the truth; & seeing someone they all, already know is a liar; be protected by the system.

[petej]

It's impossible to know the true state of affairs; & only Brady knows how many letters are in the drawer.

Today we had some MPs declaring their undying love; & saying they were now convinced he was their man; & another plum said he was taking his letter back; but who the hell knows if he'd even sent in a letter ?, it seemed unlikely.

On the other hand; we had a former PM, & two former whips being very clear that he needed to go; & they seemed a lot more credible.

No 10 is running a full on propaganda campaign; & because the Whips are acting like the Spanish Inquisition; I can't imagine that any junior MP is being honest with them

The real worry I have is that none of the Tories want to be leader at this time so no one will push him off the iceberg.

[fishfoodie]

The real worry I have is that none of the Tories want to be leader at this time so no one will push him off the iceberg.

It's only a worry; if you want the Tories to survive ?

This is like the GOP & the shitgibbon; the longer it takes them to ditch them; the deeper the stench penetrates, & the harder it is to drop.

I'm flipping between wanting the UK to cop the fuck on & ditch the bastard; & taking the C69 position & hoping the cocksucker survives as long as possible; because he will do enormous damage to the scum who made Brexit happen.

[petej]

The real worry I have is that none of the Tories want to be leader at this time so no one will push him off the iceberg.

It's only a worry; if you want the Tories to survive ?

This is like the GOP & the shitgibbon; the longer it takes them to ditch them; the deeper the stench penetrates, & the harder it is to drop.

I'm flipping between wanting the UK to cop the fuck on & ditch the bastard; & taking the C69 position & hoping the cocksucker survives as long as possible; because he will do enormous damage to the scum who made Brexit happen.

Cop the fuck on. The longer he remains the more damage he does to the country and the harder it becomes to move on and the more invincible he feels.

[fishfoodie]

The real worry I have is that none of the Tories want to be leader at this time so no one will push him off the iceberg.

It's only a worry; if you want the Tories to survive ?

This is like the GOP & the shitgibbon; the longer it takes them to ditch them; the deeper the stench penetrates, & the harder it is to drop.

I'm flipping between wanting the UK to cop the fuck on & ditch the bastard; & taking the C69 position & hoping the cocksucker survives as long as possible; because he will do enormous damage to the scum who made Brexit happen.

Cop the fuck on. The longer he remains the more damage he does to the country and the harder it becomes to move on and the more invincible he feels.

You gave him an 80 seat majority; with a couple of decades of evidence of what a useless cunt he is .... do you expect the rest of us to feel sorry for you ?

You knew what you were buying; & still went ahead with the purchase.

I've some sympathy for those that voted to remain; & voted for parties; other than the Tories; but this isn't a moment of madness by the UK voter in the demographic of this site; it's a pattern of voting/apathy/compliance over the last two or three decades; that brought the entire population to the shitshow.

[Biffer]

It's only a worry; if you want the Tories to survive ?

This is like the GOP & the shitgibbon; the longer it takes them to ditch them; the deeper the stench penetrates, & the harder it is to drop.

I'm flipping between wanting the UK to cop the fuck on & ditch the bastard; & taking the C69 position & hoping the cocksucker survives as long as possible; because he will do enormous damage to the scum who made Brexit happen.

Cop the fuck on. The longer he remains the more damage he does to the country and the harder it becomes to move on and the more invincible he feels.

You gave him an 80 seat majority; with a couple of decades of evidence of what a useless cunt he is .... do you expect the rest of us to feel sorry for you ?

You knew what you were buying; & still went ahead with the purchase.

I've some sympathy for those that voted to remain; & voted for parties; other than the Tories; but this isn't a moment of madness by the UK voter in the demographic of this site; it's a pattern of voting/apathy/compliance over the last two or three decades; that brought the entire population to the shitshow.

Not UK voter. The Scot’s haven’t been voting for this pish, not since the 50s.

[Paddington Bear]

Really think this is the worst of all worlds. Looks like the Tories lack the balls to knife him and so he limps on with a cloud over him, with an election not due with two years. What a mess.

[The sun god]

Saw a comment on the Guardian; that gives me an idea for PMQ's this week.

What would it look like; if every opposition Q; called the lazy, fat, cunt; a liar; & demanded he correct the record on a previous lie he had told to the house; & the Speaker hadn't made him correct ?

The issue is now, the; character; of the PM of the UK; & that is what the Tory Party; & it's MP's should be judged on.

Let the Speaker, ask each & every MP to retract; & have them stand by the truth; & let the Speaker protect the liar over them; & tell them to withdraw. With a little co-ordination; they can each pick a specific lie; & a specific occasion he told it in; & just lay on how many times he's shown contempt for the Parliament.

I think it'd be a powerful demonstration of who the elites really are; & how the system is rigged; to have constituents see their MP's being forced out of the House, for telling the truth; & seeing someone they all, already know is a liar; be protected by the system.

It would certainly make for great TV.....

[SaintK]

Mad Nad at it again

[Paddington Bear]

Noteworthy that neither the Mail or the Telegraph is backing the PM this morning. They are usually pretty good at judging which way the wind is blowing with Tory voters. Wonder whether this will focus minds on the backbenches.

[Rhubarb & Custard]

Mad Nad at it again

Watching that last night even for her she's surely on something.

Mind she's earned a few drinks, she's been busy cancelling meetings with the gambling commission to even suggest at having decent record keeping (and only that as there's barely no regulation and no regulator) and sort donations from the gambling industry

[JM2K6]

The real worry I have is that none of the Tories want to be leader at this time so no one will push him off the iceberg.

It's only a worry; if you want the Tories to survive ?

This is like the GOP & the shitgibbon; the longer it takes them to ditch them; the deeper the stench penetrates, & the harder it is to drop.

I'm flipping between wanting the UK to cop the fuck on & ditch the bastard; & taking the C69 position & hoping the cocksucker survives as long as possible; because he will do enormous damage to the scum who made Brexit happen.

Cop the fuck on. The longer he remains the more damage he does to the country and the harder it becomes to move on and the more invincible he feels.

Yeah, I can't see how pointing to the USA and the GOP is a defence of wanting to keep Boris in place. I'd rather we avoided all of that, thanks.

[The sun god]

Mad Nad at it again

Watching that last night even for her she's surely on something.

Mind she's earned a few drinks, she's been busy cancelling meetings with the gambling commission to even suggest at having decent record keeping (and only that as there's barely no regulation and no regulator) and sort donations from the gambling industry

My Missus reads her books..!!! FFS

[sturginho]

[sturginho]

[Rinkals]

It's only a worry; if you want the Tories to survive ?

This is like the GOP & the shitgibbon; the longer it takes them to ditch them; the deeper the stench penetrates, & the harder it is to drop.

I'm flipping between wanting the UK to cop the fuck on & ditch the bastard; & taking the C69 position & hoping the cocksucker survives as long as possible; because he will do enormous damage to the scum who made Brexit happen.

Cop the fuck on. The longer he remains the more damage he does to the country and the harder it becomes to move on and the more invincible he feels.

You gave him an 80 seat majority; with a couple of decades of evidence of what a useless cunt he is .... do you expect the rest of us to feel sorry for you ?

You knew what you were buying; & still went ahead with the purchase.

I've some sympathy for those that voted to remain; & voted for parties; other than the Tories; but this isn't a moment of madness by the UK voter in the demographic of this site; it's a pattern of voting/apathy/compliance over the last two or three decades; that brought the entire population to the shitshow.

I have 2 sisters in their sixties and a mother in her nineties that were (are!) fierce supporters of Brexit and big fans of Boris.

I tried to tell them he was a blithering idiot, but they'd bought into the image cultivated on HIGNFY and thought he was highly intelligent.

[PlanetGlyndwr]

If brains were gasoline, Nadine couldn’t propel a flea’s motorcycle around a raindrop.

[SaintK]

The Mad Nad death stare is up there with Patel's although with less of a smirk

[JM2K6]

Couldn't agree more. Raab is an absolute cunt.

[Torquemada 1420]

Othello became paranoid and killed his wife.

Torn over whether I should wish for that or not.

[Torquemada 1420]

Couldn't agree more. Raab is an absolute cunt.

I did wonder why Starmer didn't throw more petrol on to Boris's pyre by taking a slander case against him.

[ASMO]

Couldn't agree more. Raab is an absolute cunt.

I did wonder why Starmer didn't throw more petrol on to Boris's pyre by taking a slander case against him.

Not sure he can sue for something said in Parliament, they have immunity i believe, if its said outside he i think can sue.

[Torquemada 1420]

JRM: '"We've got to remember how well the prime minister has done in the general run of being prime minister,"

"Politicians have to accept that our bosses are the British people, and they voted for that, they put him in office."



So you can just do whatever you want once enough people have voted you in - no such thing as accountability. How deluded are these people, and how much dirt do they all have on each other?!

Errr, yes. In practical terms, that's precisely the position.

[SaintK]

Couldn't agree more. Raab is an absolute cunt.

I did wonder why Starmer didn't throw more petrol on to Boris's pyre by taking a slander case against him.

Not sure he can sue for something said in Parliament, they have immunity i believe, if its said outside he i think can sue.

Correct!! Just hope one of them repeats it elsewhere outside Parliament