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Anyone know what he did when he was pissed?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... SApp_Other
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PCPhil wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:38 pm Anyone know what he did when he was pissed?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... SApp_Other
Groped two blokes





and he was always the perfect man for upholding the high moral standards of the Tories

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I wonder where all the "it was only a bit of cake" brigade are and why they seem to be so quiet. Surely even diehard Tory lickspittles must be starting to think they can no longer defend these arseholes and their party?
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tabascoboy wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:09 pm I wonder where all the "it was only a bit of cake" brigade are and why they seem to be so quiet. Surely even diehard Tory lickspittles must be starting to think they can no longer defend these arseholes and their party?
They really are a bunch of cunts. They got rid of the sensible ones who the Blonde Bumblecunt was afraid of before the last election and instead 'won' a crowd of thick and mad Brexit Ultras who owe their jobs and nice lifestyles to the BB. Along with the current cabinet most wouldn't get an assistant deputy managers job in a mobile phone shop and will do anything to cling onto their lucrative jobs and their time in the limelight. They will put up with anything from the Blonde Bumblecunt as he is their Messiah and their means of power, once the edifice crumbles they will all go down with it. They all know this ....
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tabascoboy wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:09 pm I wonder where all the "it was only a bit of cake" brigade are and why they seem to be so quiet. Surely even diehard Tory lickspittles must be starting to think they can no longer defend these arseholes and their party?
It's going to be another interesting few days while this latest perv tries to justify not resigning as an MP, & the TV studios try desperately to get a Cabinet member into their Studios to justify not removing the whip & firing a serial sexual assaulter.

One of the other awkward questions will be how MPs, & staff that were sexually assaulted, or harassed, were supposed to report such matters to the Whips, when the whips were amongst the worst offenders ?
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So tomorrow; for the 2nd day in a row, broadcasters will have to warn parents, that their reporting of the actual behavior of senior Tories, may mean that they may want to either remove the children from the room, or have to explain what blow jobs, & groping means to their 7 year old. :roll: :roll:

Tory voters; are you happy with your purchase ?
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fishfoodie wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:52 pm
PCPhil wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:38 pm Anyone know what he did when he was pissed?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... SApp_Other
Groped two blokes





and he was always the perfect man for upholding the high moral standards of the Tories

Ahh I see. Pincher by name, pincher by nature.
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Another day another Tory sex pest scandal.
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fishfoodie wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:52 pm
PCPhil wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:38 pm Anyone know what he did when he was pissed?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... SApp_Other
Groped two blokes





and he was always the perfect man for upholding the high moral standards of the Tories

The blonde slug's judgement on the issue called into questione immediately. FFS the guy had previous and had to have a "minder" allocated as he was known to drink far too much at parties and events!!!
A Tory Party source told the Mail’s Jason Groves, among others: “The PM thinks he’s done the decent thing by resigning. There is no need for an investigation and no need to suspend the whip.” Playbook is told that the PM texted Pincher last night to accept his resignation and thank him for taking responsibility for his wrongdoing.
What are the odds he has the whip withdrawn by lunchtime?
Another well-connected Tory MP said: “No. 10’s initial response — suggesting he’s done ‘the decent thing’ and allowing him to retain the whip — tells us that Boris Johnson doesn’t take allegations of sexual assault as seriously as the leader of a government should and is the latest demonstration of why he is unfit to be prime minister. The standards of behavior expected in an organization are set by the person who leads it.”
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Maybe my beloved local MP will do the decent thing (as opposed to indecent thing) this time after a long liquid lunch.
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Remember the night of the infamous Abba Party, the Princess sent a text message to the Bumblecunt, saying she was up in the flat, "with the gays".

Was it ever established who, "the gays", were ?
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But think of poor Chris :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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It's all Labours fault :lol: :lol: :lolno:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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We're at the point of sex pests complaining about the lenient treatment of other sex pests. What a government!

What is odd is you don't need to really know anything about US politics but there's a good chance you'll know about Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton's oval room under the table affairs. It's a generational story. Yet the UK media shows literally zero appetite to publish the story about Carrie Symonds and a married Boris Johnson in their foreign office escapades. You'd have thought out scandal driven media despite pretty much uniformly being Uber Tories going at this. Guardian and Mirror surely have to so it's made a story?
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I like neeps wrote: Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:32 pm

We're at the point of sex pests complaining about the lenient treatment of other sex pests. What a government!

What is odd is you don't need to really know anything about US politics but there's a good chance you'll know about Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton's oval room under the table affairs. It's a generational story. Yet the UK media shows literally zero appetite to publish the story about Carrie Symonds and a married Boris Johnson in their foreign office escapades. You'd have thought out scandal driven media despite pretty much uniformly being Uber Tories going at this. Guardian and Mirror surely have to so it's made a story?
Class system is still srit large in the UK. Boris is posh so this is all just jolly japes and it's fine. It's how the other half live, not for the likes of us.

Nobody thinks that consciously anymore but it is still there as a subconscious bias across most people in Britain.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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The BJ BJ story is rather worse than Clinton's give Boris was trying to set up his latest fling with a six figure bribe using public money, and not for the first time.
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Biffer wrote: Fri Jul 01, 2022 2:40 pm
Class system is still srit large in the UK. Boris is posh so this is all just jolly japes and it's fine. It's how the other half live, not for the likes of us.

Nobody thinks that consciously anymore but it is still there as a subconscious bias across most people in Britain.
So much this !!!

For me, this is why a large part of the world is laughing at the UK; they can't believe you tolerate these incompetent, egotistical, cretins.
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The Week In Tory

Short sample:

10. Mouth of Sauron Priti Patel had her usual grasp of reality, and said “we’ve done incredibly well” in elections they’d just massively lost

11. Hot on Patel’s cloven-heels was Boris Johnson, who said he would “listen to voters”

12. Voters said they wanted him to quit

13. Johnson immediately abandoned listening to voters, said their opinion “doesn’t matter”, and the public should “expect more of the same”
Whole thing at https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1542 ... 01632.html
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Jonathan Lord only had a 9800 majority last time around

Deputy PM, Dim Dom, in a similarly precarious position in Walton 👍 where a 23 k majority in 2017 slipped to less than 3k in 2019
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The Tsunami of Tory filth is truly amazing.
Pincher :lol:
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I don't follow this thread so apologies if this has been posted. Mhairi Black goes in hard!

Edit: I see it's from a month ago.

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Insane_Homer wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 8:08 am
Well I suppose I’ll tell people I’ve got a new car when I buy a pre-used one in a few months time.
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Fri Jul 01, 2022 10:10 am
SaintK wrote: Fri Jul 01, 2022 10:06 am It's all Labours fault :lol: :lol: :lolno:
Tbf the Guardian is also doing a decent job of blaming Labour for everything. It's an absolute refusal to accept the magic Grandpa lost
Eh? Owen Jones shite aside, Corbyn's Army go in two footed I'm the Comments section on any Labour coverage or opinion pieces. The Graun is another centrist tool of the enemies of The Greatest PM We Never Had.

Although frankly I would have taken him over this shower of venal, authoritarian shitbags.
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Boris lied according to the former head of the Foriegn office, Lord MacDonald eviscerates the Lying Boris.
Complaining directly to the Parliamentary Standards body and says Boris was briefed face to face.
Rab attempted to defend this....

Boris is toast but I hope he goes on and on.
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This Pincher thing is another slow motion train wreck.

Following much the same path as all of them.
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Margin__Walker wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:12 am This Pincher thing is another slow motion train wreck.

Following much the same path as all of them.
By defending the obvious lies time and time again, a few Ministers have torpedoed their carriers.
Rab in particular is an embarrassing catamite.
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C69 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:07 am Boris lied according to the former head of the Foriegn office, Lord MacDonald eviscerates the Lying Boris.
Complaining directly to the Parliamentary Standards body and says Boris was briefed face to face.
Rab attempted to defend this....

Boris is toast but I hope he goes on and on.
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It's quite delicious
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C69 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:53 am It's quite delicious
You wonder what it takes to get the bumblec**t out.
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C69 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:16 am
Margin__Walker wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:12 am This Pincher thing is another slow motion train wreck.

Following much the same path as all of them.
By defending the obvious lies time and time again, a few Ministers have torpedoed their carriers.
Rab in particular is an embarrassing catamite.
They're hand in glove with Johnson and ultimately know that no other PM would have them serving coffee in cabinet, never mind a ministerial role.
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Torquemada 1420 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:58 am
C69 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:53 am It's quite delicious
You wonder what it takes to get the bumblec**t out.
I don't want him out. I want him to lead to thw next election.
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C69 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:01 am
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:58 am
C69 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:53 am It's quite delicious
You wonder what it takes to get the bumblec**t out.
I don't want him out. I want him to lead to thw next election.
Same. I don't trust any of them, but at least if he stays there, the shit will hopefully stick and the resulst will show that.
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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tabascoboy wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:09 am
At this point I'm inclined to believe that Fabricant isn't a real person, but a very elaborate parody
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C69 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:01 am
Torquemada 1420 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:58 am
C69 wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:53 am It's quite delicious
You wonder what it takes to get the bumblec**t out.
I don't want him out. I want him to lead to thw next election.
Yeah, I want the Tories gone, not just Johnson. If he's forced out in good time ahead of the next election there's a chance they'll successfully scapegoat him in the eyes of the electorate, with enough people forgetting (many wilfully) how complicit other Tories were in propping up the regime, passing regressive legislation and looting the public purse.
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