I have an itchy ring
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Insane_Homer
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scrub with a steel wire brush
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Muttonbird
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Line6 HXFX
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I have been shitting diahorrea for nearly three weeks, my hemoroids have gone mental.
Itchy bitches.
What I do is a bit of wet toilet paper, then wrap it in a bit of dry toilet paper and just wipe the itchy away.
It works, and you don't have to pick formerly wet toilet paper out of your ass four days later...sort of.
Itchy bitches.
What I do is a bit of wet toilet paper, then wrap it in a bit of dry toilet paper and just wipe the itchy away.
It works, and you don't have to pick formerly wet toilet paper out of your ass four days later...sort of.
I wonder if you left a small wet ball of paper sort of half way in and half way out would it sort it for a period of time. You would have to get the ratio of water to paper just right so you didn't get leakage and a tell tale wet paper itchy hole spot on your suit pants. I will test it at home
Why not just get some of those baby wipes? I've got a tub of the alcohol wipes for pandemic reasons but the material (same for the baby version) seems like it won't fall apart (reason why our council urges not to flush them).Line6 HXFX wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:31 am I have been shitting diahorrea for nearly three weeks, my hemoroids have gone mental.
Itchy bitches.
What I do is a bit of wet toilet paper, then wrap it in a bit of dry toilet paper and just wipe the itchy away.
It works, and you don't have to pick formerly wet toilet paper out of your ass four days later...sort of.
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Line6 HXFX
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I actually have wet wipes, Andrex Washlets ("gentle clean") but they are tiny insubstantial sheets, and with itchy ring you really need something more substantial, so with a bunch of wet toilet paper put in a couple of sheets of dry, you get the cooling sensation of that wetness, plus the abrasivness you need to get right at the itch.Niegs wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 12:14 pmWhy not just get some of those baby wipes? I've got a tub of the alcohol wipes for pandemic reasons but the material (same for the baby version) seems like it won't fall apart (reason why our council urges not to flush them).Line6 HXFX wrote: Fri Aug 28, 2020 9:31 am I have been shitting diahorrea for nearly three weeks, my hemoroids have gone mental.
Itchy bitches.
What I do is a bit of wet toilet paper, then wrap it in a bit of dry toilet paper and just wipe the itchy away.
It works, and you don't have to pick formerly wet toilet paper out of your ass four days later...sort of.
I am currently on antibiotics and I have a terrible case of Campylabactor. Ate something undercooked about three and a half weeks ago and it is still trying to kill me.
The worst thing is I really cannot trust in my farts anymore.
I used to enjoy a good fart.
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Uncle fester
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Good vindaloo will clear that up for you.
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CrazyIslander
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Doesn't make sense. He should increase his anal sex activity immediately. It's the only way.
no idiot, you were supposed to rub your balls with the tooth brush, not the paste... same for an itchy arsehole.Masterji wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 10:44 pm I don't know if it's similar but I had itchy bollocks last year in the hot weather in Saudi. I was advised to put tooth paste on it, and Amazingly it worked. It's worth a try
Whatever floats your boat.stemoc wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:54 pmno idiot, you were supposed to rub your balls with the tooth brush, not the paste... same for an itchy arsehole.Masterji wrote: Sat Aug 29, 2020 10:44 pm I don't know if it's similar but I had itchy bollocks last year in the hot weather in Saudi. I was advised to put tooth paste on it, and Amazingly it worked. It's worth a try