Quims v Tampon

[ASMO]

I fancy quims to edge it

[ASMO]

https://www.vipbox.lc/harlequins-vs-nor ... nts-1-live

[ASMO]

Tampon great try off 1st Phase ball, 7-0

[Oxbow]

Great try. I hope to fuck that today is the day that Saints finally click.

[ASMO]

Pen Quims 3-7

[sockwithaticket]

I just realised how well the nicknames for these sides combine...

Grayson Jr. with a big error compounded by Mitchell.

[stemoc]

why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn

[sockwithaticket]

Poor protection of their player from Saints led to that pen.

why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn

Naiyaravoro? He's an absolute liability in defence, whatever he might grant in attack.

[ASMO]

Great opportunist try by Quims, Brown looking pretty sharp, definitely out playing Furbank who I think is totally overrated. 10- 7 to Quims

[ASMO]

Poor protection of their player from Saints led to that pen.

why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn

Naiyaravoro? He's an absolute liability in defence, whatever he might grant in attack.

The turning circle of a supertanker and about the speed of one too

[sockwithaticket]

Definitely not quick enough to be playing on the wing.

[sockwithaticket]

Nice. Stonking pass, if Cips had thrown it they'd still be fellating the skill.

[ASMO]

Not a bad game this, pushover try to Quims, 15 - 14

[ASMO]

Halftime 18 - 14 quims

[sockwithaticket]

It helps to have teams of similar quality and decent weather, some of the games recently have had to endure either inclement conditions or a lineup mismatch. I'm a little bit scared for the weakened Worcester team taking on a strong Exeter side, could be a seriously one-sided beatdown.

[Oxbow]

Poor protection of their player from Saints led to that pen.

why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn

Naiyaravoro? He's an absolute liability in defence, whatever he might grant in attack.

Going forward he's been nothing special since the restart either, whether it's because teams have worked him out or just the general shitness of Saints I couldn't say.

[ASMO]

Poor protection of their player from Saints led to that pen.

why have the tampons benched their big black dildo? he is their only player that has made any penetration in that team for the last 3 seasosn

Naiyaravoro? He's an absolute liability in defence, whatever he might grant in attack.

Going forward he's been nothing special since the restart either, whether it's because teams have worked him out or just the general shitness of Saints I couldn't say.

He was getting smashed backwards in tackles by much smaller guys in his last game

[ASMO]

Great try, Smith having a strong game, 23 - 14 quims

[sockwithaticket]

Lovely little run from Smith there.

[ASMO]

What a try quims

[ASMO]

Mike Brown passed the ball, hold the front page 30 - 14 quims

[sockwithaticket]

Cracker. One for JMK's "Mike Brown folder" if ever someone's slagging the guy off.

Decent length of pass from Dombrandt to set Ashton off too considering the young fellow's primarily there for his ball carrying; such players aren't also the most dextrous.

[JM2K6]

Brown is having a very Mike Brown game - great at the breakdown and under the high ball, beating players for fun, but maybe not the pace to finish things off. Has combined brilliantly with Dombrandt for two tries too.

Very impressed by the England boys past present and future at the breakdown today.

[ASMO]

Smith having an absolute blinder, he is everything Farrell is not.

[JM2K6]

Shame his goalkicking has been uncharacteristically wayward.

[sockwithaticket]

Saints compounding errors now.

Just checked in on the Exter game, bonus point wrapped up on the half hour mark.

[stemoc]

Marcus smith the flanker LOL

[JM2K6]

Will Evans has had a cracking game.

[ASMO]

Did a better job than Johnny May

[sockwithaticket]

It feels odd to say about such a gargantuan human, but Naiyaravoro is an empty shirt.

Trademark CMK voice break.

[ASMO]

Quims won that fairly easily really

[JM2K6]

Care motm. He was pretty ropey at times in the first half and his passing wasn't great. Did really well after that but so did a lot of players. Brown or Dombrandt or Evans for me.

All over. Nice to see the traditional Quins second half surge allied to actually getting a lead in the first half.

[JM2K6]

Forgot Lewis Ludlum was playing!

[ASMO]

It feels odd to say about such a gargantuan human, but Naiyaravoro is an empty shirt.

Trademark CMK voice break.

Judging on his recent performances i would say it's a shirt full of shite

[ASMO]

I had Smith as MOTM

[Oxbow]

I am finding it increasingly difficult to watch Saints these days, it's like we're falling back towards the latter days of Mallinder's reign.

Forgot Lewis Ludlum was playing!

I know you're not a fan, but Ludlam was one of our better players today, which speaks volumes.

[JM2K6]

Fair enough, I'm sure he was busy, just all the Quins back rows had big moments in attack and defence and the same didn't seem true of him.

Mike Brown made ten passes today...

[ASMO]

Isiekwe was the pick of the tampon players

[JM2K6]

Isiekwe was the pick of the tampon players

Olowofela was also good, first time I've seen him. Way stronger than his build would suggest and a great attitude to go with the pace and footwork.

[Slick]

What are the Quins supporters views on young Marcus Smith?

I read he had quite a good game but the games I've seen him live (only 3 or 4) he has been pretty average with a few very good touches. He was meant to be the next big thing but is he?

This is not a troll.