What the UFOck is going on?

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notfatcat
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I've just read that the US has shot down an 'octagonal' object over Lake Huron. Without double checking, I think there was the spy balloon that was shot down, a cylindrical, car-sized flying object that was shot down over Alaska, a UFO over Montana that disappeared before they could tackle it, and now this one. In addition, the Chinese reported that they downed a UFO near one of their ports the other day.

Government plot to put us all in another lockdown? Procter & Gamble conspiracy to sell more Bacofoil?
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Since I wore a mask I haven't been abducted once.
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mat the expat
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It's end of days time! :wtf:
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I feel we need an urgent probe.
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Clogs
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5G balloons dispersing Covid and the AIDS*.



















*The bad kind.
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Niegs
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Probably a bunch of uni engineering students / climatologists flipping out over having their research projects blowed up! :lol:
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I’m not anti semitic or anything, in fact some of my best friends are gas fitters, but I think it’s safe to say the Chinese have stepped up the provocation game and are taking the piss.

Either that, or it’s aliens.
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mat the expat
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Niegs wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:21 am Probably a bunch of uni engineering students / climatologists flipping out over having their research projects blowed up! :lol:
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Clogs wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 12:54 am 5G balloons dispersing Covid and the AIDS*.


Maybe it's the Germans.


Then we can expect 99 balloons.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:24 am I’m not anti semitic or anything, in fact some of my best friends are gas fitters, but I think it’s safe to say the Chinese have stepped up the provocation game and are taking the piss.

Either that, or it’s aliens.
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And I am too afraid to add a laughing emoticon after that because while I feel it is shockingly funny and deserves one, I don't want to get on the wrongs side of the more politically correct posters on this forum. I am too new on here and want to create a good impression.
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Quade
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Not only are aliens responsible for these UFOs, but they can also travel back in time to write articles that make it look like these incursions are due to regular humans.

The article from 2021 is a prime example:

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/4 ... heyre-ufos

Clearly fake.
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