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I'm currently obsessed with police bodycam videos. The hilarity at the end of this is worth the price of admission.

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fishfoodie wrote: Sun Feb 12, 2023 11:58 pm This shit makes me really, really mad !
Mars Wrigley factory fined after two workers fall into chocolate vat

US workplace safety regulators have fined a Pennsylvania factory after two workers fell into a vat of chocolate and had to be rescued.

The Mars Wrigley factory in the city of Elizabethtown was fined more than $14,500 (£12,000) by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

The workers were contractors that did not work full time for the factory.

The incident happened in June 2022. A hole had to be cut into the bottom of the partly-full tank to get them out.

More than two dozen rescuers responded, and one worker was transported to hospital by helicopter, according to local reports.

The regulator's report labelled the incident "serious". It says the workers were hired to clean tanks, and were not provided with proper safety training.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64620418

In a previous life I was in the factory ERT, & because I'm a short arse; I was part of the, "Confined Space Team".

This is all standard stuff, & OSHA & other industry bodies have really, really clear definitions on this, & how working in these areas requires special training, because they are so often far more dangerous, because it's fundamentally more difficult to get in & out of them.

$15k is a fucking derisory sum of money to fine a company that large, they spend that much on a single mid level executive trip to an off shore factory.

For an incident like that, where the company didn't give 0.00001% of a fuck about the life of a contractor, they should star the fine at, say 10% of the previous years Corporate profits, & if there is a fatality, then it immediately becomes 100% of the previous years profits, etc, etc.

Start to wipe out their profits & they'll start to get serious about human life.
I believe there are legal upper limits on what the fine can be..

EDIT: I just checked with a friend who is highish up in OSHA and apparently, that fine is the maximum permitted for that violation classification. Compensation for the families will be through private litigation.
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What a thin-skinned egoistical prick! (if this is true as reported)

https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter ... ort-2023-2
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So we have a server that performed its own automated supplier-invoked update to one of their services.
As a result of this update, it broke their admin console used to admin the software.

I logged a call about this with their support on 3 Feb.
The first support idiot annoyed me no end, was unable to resolve the issue and it was escalated on 7 Feb.

Since then we've had 2 lengthy remote control teams sessions to attempt to resolve this without any success, with the engineer concluding that there was something wrong with the server's .NET installation it was therefore out of their remit to resolve and it was not the application...

So I built a new clean server, installed the .NET required for their application and performed all the applicable windows updates. I managed to prove that the .NET issue he thought was the cause was exactly the same on this clean build. (2019 server & dotnet-core-uninstall powershell tool, doesn't list any .Net installs which seems to be an undocumented Microsoft 'feature' of the script)

I proceed to then install their latest admin app installer on the server and launched the broken admin tool in question on it. It launched without any of the nasty errors we were getting on the production server. It asked for SQL connection details and I was able to connect to the prod server SQL database without issue. OK so maybe it does have something to do with .NET afterall... or not.

What I did notice is that admin app didn't save a .config for the connection details in the launch folder (the associated service on prop server does). So I rooted around and found a new refresh config.xml in a different folder path on the server (after first searching the registry to if it was saved there). Turn out some config are saved in \Program Files\ others randomly in hidden \Program data\ because programmers are idiots.

So I copied this good working xml file from temp server to production server and HEY PRESTO it worked.

2weeks and at least 10+ hours fucking around with .NET install/re-install/remove/upgrade/update/repair etc etc - reboot after reboot and even a full server recovery from backup after it went properly tits up.

but it was their simple fucking xml file... FML
“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
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That's what you get for working with Windoze !

20+ years of dll hell, & counting.

I spent an hour yesterday listening to colleagues bitching about MS deep sixing support for a plethora of old Client, & Server versions. MS don't give a shit, & to an extent I understand, but there is a colossal installed base of XP -> Windows 7 clients out there that no-one wants to replace.
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Kiwias wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:47 pm What a thin-skinned egoistical prick! (if this is true as reported)

https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter ... ort-2023-2
It would not surprise me in the least if it were true.

He got a hump-on about a Ukrainian politician kindly suggesting Musk FO when he proposed compromise with Russia, so Musk started to prat about with Starlink.

Risking the lives of Ukranian people because he put back into his box. Not a good look.
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inactionman wrote: Thu Feb 16, 2023 2:22 pm
Kiwias wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:47 pm What a thin-skinned egoistical prick! (if this is true as reported)

https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter ... ort-2023-2
It would not surprise me in the least if it were true.

He got a hump-on about a Ukrainian politician kindly suggesting Musk FO when he proposed compromise with Russia, so Musk started to prat about with Starlink.

Risking the lives of Ukranian people because he put back into his box. Not a good look.
'Nine million impressions, 29 million impressions' - what does this even mean?

I have one impression apiece regarding Biden and Musk: the former is an escapee from Madame Tussaud's and the latter is an irredeemable deadshit.
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Kiwias wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:47 pm What a thin-skinned egoistical prick! (if this is true as reported)

https://www.businessinsider.com/twitter ... ort-2023-2
And then a strange attempt at mocking himself over it?

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Another story about shithouse employers who deserve to be publicly horsewhipped...
A major US food sanitation company illegally employed at least 102 children between the ages of 13 and 17 in jobs that had them using caustic chemicals to clean razor-sharp saws.

Packers Sanitation Services paid $1.5 million in civil penalties for employing minors in hazardous occupations and having them working overnight shifts at 13 meat processing facilities in eight states, a US Department of Labor investigation found.

The Kieler, Wisconsin, based company employed the children to clean meat processing equipment including back saws, brisket saws and head splitters. At least three children were injured, investigators said.

The company was fined the maximum civil penalty allowed by federal law — $15,138 for each minor-aged employee “who was employed in violation of the law.”

https://us.cnn.com/2023/02/17/business/ ... index.html
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Insane_Homer wrote: Thu Feb 16, 2023 1:31 pm So we have a server that performed its own automated supplier-invoked update to one of their services.
As a result of this update, it broke their admin console used to admin the software.

I logged a call about this with their support on 3 Feb.
The first support idiot annoyed me no end, was unable to resolve the issue and it was escalated on 7 Feb.

Since then we've had 2 lengthy remote control teams sessions to attempt to resolve this without any success, with the engineer concluding that there was something wrong with the server's .NET installation it was therefore out of their remit to resolve and it was not the application...

So I built a new clean server, installed the .NET required for their application and performed all the applicable windows updates. I managed to prove that the .NET issue he thought was the cause was exactly the same on this clean build. (2019 server & dotnet-core-uninstall powershell tool, doesn't list any .Net installs which seems to be an undocumented Microsoft 'feature' of the script)

I proceed to then install their latest admin app installer on the server and launched the broken admin tool in question on it. It launched without any of the nasty errors we were getting on the production server. It asked for SQL connection details and I was able to connect to the prod server SQL database without issue. OK so maybe it does have something to do with .NET afterall... or not.

What I did notice is that admin app didn't save a .config for the connection details in the launch folder (the associated service on prop server does). So I rooted around and found a new refresh config.xml in a different folder path on the server (after first searching the registry to if it was saved there). Turn out some config are saved in \Program Files\ others randomly in hidden \Program data\ because programmers are idiots.

So I copied this good working xml file from temp server to production server and HEY PRESTO it worked.

2weeks and at least 10+ hours fucking around with .NET install/re-install/remove/upgrade/update/repair etc etc - reboot after reboot and even a full server recovery from backup after it went properly tits up.

but it was their simple fucking xml file... FML
One of the things I don't miss from being a tech is shoddy programming

I still remember the day all the Devs at the new company I started at the day before, downing tools and complaining to the CEO because I had locked them out of Production as their Test scripts were causing and outage at 12.00pm every day

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An echidna sneezing.
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Left without comment (except to laugh)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-m ... r-64704208

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Sounds like something this current UK government would do!!!
Spain’s secretary of state for transport and the head of the state rail company have resigned amid continuing public and political anger after it emerged that dozens of new trains ordered for two northern Spanish regions were too big to fit through some tunnels.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023 ... tunnels
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SaintK wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 4:50 pm Sounds like something this current UK government would do!!!
Spain’s secretary of state for transport and the head of the state rail company have resigned amid continuing public and political anger after it emerged that dozens of new trains ordered for two northern Spanish regions were too big to fit through some tunnels.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023 ... tunnels
Except that they wouldn't resign but find some underlings to take the heat!
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tabascoboy wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 4:58 pm
SaintK wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 4:50 pm Sounds like something this current UK government would do!!!
Spain’s secretary of state for transport and the head of the state rail company have resigned amid continuing public and political anger after it emerged that dozens of new trains ordered for two northern Spanish regions were too big to fit through some tunnels.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023 ... tunnels
Except that they wouldn't resign but find some underlings to take the heat!
We had trains that were too long for the platforms meaning that they had to close the station to rebuild.....

And the new Metro tunnels being bored have been dug 40mm too narrow to ever change to default rolling stock - part of the Govt plans to remove drivers and guards from service
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Made me laugh.

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:lolno: :lolno:

There is always one berk.
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He does that kind of stuff all the time, has his own YouTube channel, though I can't remember what it's called.
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Oxbow wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:37 am He does that kind of stuff all the time, has his own YouTube channel, though I can't remember what it's called.
Yeah, you figure it has to be a spoof, but.... he's quite convincing.
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Electroboom...

Being a sparky, I fucking love his channel! Check out when he came to Britain....
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One of his classics....
I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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Kiwias wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 8:13 am :lolno: :lolno:

There is always one berk.
EDIT: I was clearly whooshed. :crazy:
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Sun Feb 26, 2023 9:20 am https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... t-comments

In the WTF was he thinking corner we have Scott Adams
I think he was outed as a nutter years ago.

Another case where you have to detach liking the art from the artist.
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They reach a certain age and become their father.

Odd, because you'd think with their satire skills, they'd be more self-reflecting
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Kebabs are bad, mmmmkay?

Kebab chaos
A drunk 14-year-old boy sparked a mass brawl after he smashed a kebab and chips out of man’s hands.

Police received multiple calls over disorder on George St, near Dunedin’s Octagon, just after bars closed on Sunday about 3.15am, Senior Sergeant Anthony Bond said.

Officers were in the area and witnessed a brawl between 10-15 people outside a kebab shop, including one male being kicked in the head and body by three other males.

Pepper-spray was used to prevent further offending and disperse the crowd, Bond said.

An intoxicated 14-year-old was identified as the instigator of the incident, and was taken home and referred to Youth Aid.

The incident involved the teen knocking the kebab and chips out of the hands of a 19-year-old man.

The 14-year-old was also one of the three who kicked a person on the ground, he said.

A few minutes later police attended a crash, after a 22-year-old female decided to drive home after drinking in the Octagon.

She drove-up Stuart St at speed and collided with a street lamp near York Pl, causing the car to plunge down a bank and into the Jehovah Witness’ church car park.

The woman was taken to Dunedin Hospital, and refused a blood sample.

She was forbidden to drive for 28 days, and was summonsed to appear in court for refusing to give blood.

More charges were likely, he said.
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TB63 wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:59 am Electroboom...

Being a sparky, I fucking love his channel! Check out when he came to Britain....
My young fellow absolutely loves him.
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fishfoodie wrote: Sun Feb 26, 2023 2:23 pm
EnergiseR2 wrote: Sun Feb 26, 2023 9:20 am https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... t-comments

In the WTF was he thinking corner we have Scott Adams
I think he was outed as a nutter years ago.

Another case where you have to detach liking the art from the artist.
And he's trying to play the victim in all this.
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You call that a Pothole ?, this is a pothole ! :wink:

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Why is that video age restricted?

This is the Scandal of Our Times.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:49 pm Why is that video age restricted?

This is the Scandal of Our Times.
Google are a bunch of tossers ?

It's the least "age restricted" content you'll see
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fishfoodie wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:50 pm
Guy Smiley wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:49 pm Why is that video age restricted?

This is the Scandal of Our Times.
Google are a bunch of tossers ?

It's the least "age restricted" content you'll see
I dunno.. potholes like that can give you nightmares!
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 8:57 am
mat the expat wrote: Mon Feb 27, 2023 4:37 am They reach a certain age and become their father.

Odd, because you'd think with their satire skills, they'd be more self-reflecting
We all do to a greater or lesser extent. Drawing some stupid line between white unemployment and black crime or black crime and white rap is the type of respected opinions you get from dad's like me but 'stay away from black people' after 25% say white people are dicks is definitely reactive
It's 100% not confirmed. You can easily choose not to go down that path

I'm nearing fifty and am more leftist than when I was young.
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EnergiseR2 wrote: Tue Feb 28, 2023 8:26 am That's rare enough. I'm definitely more conservative on some issues and would have been actively left wing when younger. My job years ago brought me into contact with people that opened my eyes to a lack of individual and community responsibility. So it would be mainly conservative on issues of personal responsibility. The problem for me is how binary it has become as in if you are dubious about the type of supports for long term unemployed you must be against gay marriage. Also the Ham fisted attempts to import shit from other countries that isn't relevant. I saw a debate online about a particularly Irish concern the other day and one lad says 'of course you SJW Biden supporters would support this' and the other lads accuses him of Trumpism. What the actual fuck has that got to do with anything in Ireland
That's just a perception issue by you. Most left-wing people are able to identify and handle issues on a granular issue
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I got pulled in by a twitter thread about a young woman giving a tenner to a homeless guy on a train.
Apparently she got into an argument with a fellow passenger who objected to this “professional beggar”

It went on until the passenger said, “He’s only going to spend it on booze”

The young woman replied, “so was I”

It made me chuckle
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