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dpedin wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2025 9:47 am
Glass of single malt, latest copy of Private Eye and a feet soaking with regular top up of hot water ... does it for me!
I used to work for a Heritage / Parks Canada library and would dive into old building plan and house accessory catalogues they had. It was interesting seeing all the things they had that seem to have disappeared in the modern era. Laundry chutes and dumb waiters are a fav, but might be seen as a fire hazard now?

I follow an insta account that finds mid-century modern homes listed for sale ... from that era, I'd love a 'conversation pit'.

https://www.instagram.com/homeswithmax/
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Marianne Faithfull gooone!

She was 78 years old - amazing that she survived this long tbh.

I still vividly remember when my mates and I first heard Broken English, and in particular the lyrics of "Why D'Ya Do It?" left a lasting impression!

RIP
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God above, that would be a bad way to go

Fears are growing for a truck driver who has spent three days trapped inside a sinkhole in Japan, as rescue workers started building a ramp in a desperate attempt to reach him.

The 74-year-old, who has not been named, became trapped when the sinkhole opened up in a road near Tokyo on Tuesday, swallowing him and his two-tonne truck.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/ ... -third-day
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inactionman wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 10:24 am God above, that would be a bad way to go

Fears are growing for a truck driver who has spent three days trapped inside a sinkhole in Japan, as rescue workers started building a ramp in a desperate attempt to reach him.

The 74-year-old, who has not been named, became trapped when the sinkhole opened up in a road near Tokyo on Tuesday, swallowing him and his two-tonne truck.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/ ... -third-day
They managed to hoist the truck out, minus the driver's cab, and there is still no sign of the driver. The sinkhole is expanding, which greatly complicates rescue efforts, while the forecast is for rain and snow over the next few days.
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UK: The £58bn company that doesn’t exist
Avis Capital Limited is one of the largest companies in the UK. It says it was spun out from Avis (the car hire company), is FCA-regulated and has £58bn of net assets. It promises investors a 31% return. But all of this is a lie.

Avis Capital’s accounts are a work of fiction. It’s completely unregulated, and the financial products it sells appear to be fraudulent. It has no connection to the real Avis group. All of this has been facilitated by Companies House accepting filings and accounts which are false on their face, and by accounting firms who failed to notice obvious signs of fraud.

Companies House’s failure to identify and act on this is a scandal. It could be taking simple steps to stop UK company law being used and abused by criminals. But it isn’t.

We are aware of even worse cases, and will be reporting on them shortly.

Full story: https://taxpolicy.org.uk/2025/01/25/the ... snt-exist/
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tabascoboy wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2025 2:22 pm UK: The £58bn company that doesn’t exist
Avis Capital Limited is one of the largest companies in the UK. It says it was spun out from Avis (the car hire company), is FCA-regulated and has £58bn of net assets. It promises investors a 31% return. But all of this is a lie.

Avis Capital’s accounts are a work of fiction. It’s completely unregulated, and the financial products it sells appear to be fraudulent. It has no connection to the real Avis group. All of this has been facilitated by Companies House accepting filings and accounts which are false on their face, and by accounting firms who failed to notice obvious signs of fraud.

Companies House’s failure to identify and act on this is a scandal. It could be taking simple steps to stop UK company law being used and abused by criminals. But it isn’t.

We are aware of even worse cases, and will be reporting on them shortly.

Full story: https://taxpolicy.org.uk/2025/01/25/the ... snt-exist/
Their website is absolutely ridiculous. Why would anyone fall for such bullshit.
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On the subject of frauds, I'm dying to try this:

An elderly grandmother who chats about knitting patterns, recipes for scones and the blackness of the night sky to anyone who will listen has become an unlikely tool in combatting scammers.

Like many people, “Daisy” is beset with countless calls from fraudsters, who often try to take control of her computer after claiming she has been hacked.

But because of her dithering and inquiries about whether they like cups of tea, the criminals end up furious and frustrated rather than successful.

Daisy is, of course, not a real grandmother but an AI bot created by computer scientists to combat fraud. Her task is simply to waste the time of the people who are trying to scam her.
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2025/ ... hone-fraud


eta: ah, you can't try it. They've put phone numbers up for trawling, to attract scammers.
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Her "I don't want to know..." is pretty much it.

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How the fuck is The Apprentice still going? An out of touch dinosaur flanked by a vile old hag and a simpering sycophant overseeing a bunch of people so deluded and thick that they don’t even realise that they are the joke.

What a bunch of cunts.
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😂😂
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Niegs wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 3:18 am
Reminded me of this from a BBC Schools broadcast in 1948. The notes stated that "It is reported that Ernest Lush was playing the piano with a handkerchief stuffed in his mouth, and that the continuity announcer was rolling on the floor behind the glass screen, helpless with laughter".

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We're having a bit work done to our house and - given I'm the world's worst interior designer - I asked a few mates in the trade for inspiration.

One of them sent me the estate agent advert for John Terry's house - I'm not sure whether for inspiration or as a warning.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

He's managed to make a lovely house look like a cross between a mid-price boutique airport hotel and a B&M catalogue.

Love the pools, mind.
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inactionman wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:57 am We're having a bit work done to our house and - given I'm the world's worst interior designer - I asked a few mates in the trade for inspiration.

One of them sent me the estate agent advert for John Terry's house - I'm not sure whether for inspiration or as a warning.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

He's managed to make a lovely house look like a cross between a mid-price boutique airport hotel and a B&M catalogue.

Love the pools, mind.
It's almost "So bad it's good"
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I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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inactionman wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:57 am We're having a bit work done to our house and - given I'm the world's worst interior designer - I asked a few mates in the trade for inspiration.

One of them sent me the estate agent advert for John Terry's house - I'm not sure whether for inspiration or as a warning.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

He's managed to make a lovely house look like a cross between a mid-price boutique airport hotel and a B&M catalogue.

Love the pools, mind.
Far better than I expected tbf
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TB63 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2025 3:48 pm
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Apricot iguana in Djibouti
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inactionman wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:57 am We're having a bit work done to our house and - given I'm the world's worst interior designer - I asked a few mates in the trade for inspiration.

One of them sent me the estate agent advert for John Terry's house - I'm not sure whether for inspiration or as a warning.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

He's managed to make a lovely house look like a cross between a mid-price boutique airport hotel and a B&M catalogue.

Love the pools, mind.
What happens when a Chav with an unlimited budget, but zero taste gets let loose.

Who the fuck puts that much marble in a house at our latitude ?????

There isn't one single room in that house you could ever actually be comfortable in, & you'd pay tens of millions to buy it, only to have to tear 90% of it down so that a normal human could spend some time in it.
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Oxbow wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2025 3:59 pm
TB63 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2025 3:48 pm
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Red cougar in the Dominican Republic :grin: ... but being shit at maths, I might have done it 'wrong'.
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None of you would have bothered to do the whole test if the guy testing was shown in the still above instead of the hot bird. :wave:
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Another story about one more fake company



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tabascoboy wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2025 1:34 pm Another story about one more fake company



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Trying to grab control of a Ukrainian gold mine makes me wonder who might be behind the. Man behind the curtain?
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fishfoodie wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2025 6:28 pm
inactionman wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2025 10:57 am We're having a bit work done to our house and - given I'm the world's worst interior designer - I asked a few mates in the trade for inspiration.

One of them sent me the estate agent advert for John Terry's house - I'm not sure whether for inspiration or as a warning.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/ ... el=RES_BUY

He's managed to make a lovely house look like a cross between a mid-price boutique airport hotel and a B&M catalogue.

Love the pools, mind.
What happens when a Chav with an unlimited budget, but zero taste gets let loose.

Who the fuck puts that much marble in a house at our latitude ?????

There isn't one single room in that house you could ever actually be comfortable in, & you'd pay tens of millions to buy it, only to have to tear 90% of it down so that a normal human could spend some time in it.
Someone who has 20 mates round with 10g of beak each to consume…..
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^ Excellent!
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I'm newly hooked on Dash Cam Owners Australia and actually LOL'd at this top comment from this week's entry.
Ah, Australia's Tradies, fearlessly piloting their taxpayer-subsidised utes on the nation's highways, byways and footpaths in whatever fashion they damn-well please, scurrying from one partially-completed poorly-executed job to another, floating carefree in a cloud of methamphetamine and entitlement. Bless 'em. Thank you for your service.
13:41 and 18:40 had a couple of prime examples, but seems like everytime you see a Ranger or a Hilux in a clip, you know who's going to cause mayhem

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^ Very accurate! :lolno:
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People say Canadians are 'soooo nice'. There are exceptions:

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I love watching little children running and screaming, playing hide and seek in the playground.
They don't know I'm using blanks..
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^ 'appen!
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Would rather watch this than F1 :lol:

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As an ex WA resident, I follow events over there fairly closely... last weekend saw a Cat 4 cyclone cross the northern coast, the first of the season. It threw up some interesting images captured by satellite, the cyclone crossed the coast pretty much over the mouth of one of the rivers and the ocean discharge after it passed was striking...

https://www.weatherzone.com.au/news/hug ... st/1890373

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Port Hedland and surrounding areas of WA’s Pilbara coast withstood the full force of Severe Tropical Cyclone Zelia as the system made landfall near the De Grey River mouth last Friday afternoon.

The powerful cyclone dumped more than half a metre of rain over parts of the Pilbara and caused widespread flooding, with the De Grey River still experiencing major flooding on Monday morning.

The De Grey River discharges into the Indian Ocean and when it floods, iron-rich sediment can often be seen spreading into the ocean’s turquoise water. The satellite images below, which were captured on Sunday, show this earthy discharge oozing out of the De Grey River into the Indian Ocean.

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But this sediment outflow wasn’t the only thing Zelia changed about the appearance of the ocean near the Pilbara Coast. Zooming a little further out on the satellite images from the past couple of days also reveals what appears to be a huge algal bloom to the north of Port Hedland.

Strong tropical cyclones have been known to trigger algal blooms, particularly when their powerful winds churn up sediment in relatively shallow coastal water columns, bringing cold and nutrient-rick water towards the surface. The heavy rain and associated surface runoff they cause can also help to produce algal blooms.

Satellite images from the days before Tropical Cyclone Zelia developed show no significant algal bloom to the north of Port Hedland. On Saturday, February 15, one day after Zelia made landfall, a huge algal bloom could be seen in Zelia’s wake. The algal bloom stretched around 300 km across the surface of the ocean on the weekend, in the same region where Tropical Cyclone Zelia rapidly intensified last week.
For scale... here's a map showing Port Hedland's location on the coast of WA

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Possibly does deserve a thread, because I just have to say that as a species we are fucked !!!

Watching the live footage from the latest airline crash, & todays is in Toronto, & there's one fucking cunt wandering around with a hoodie, & a bloody big backpack .... because who's first priority in a crash landing, where the plane flips over on it's back, isn't to retrieve your fucking backpack & make sure it's safe while you clamber out the plane ....... :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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I don't think you should judge mankind on the actions of one person who most most likely in shock and not thinking straight.

You have a million other examples to come to that (correct) conclusion though.

Here's a good one https://www.herfamily.ie/news/trending/ ... e-2-453427
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Rees-Zammit re-signs with Jacksonville, and shamelessly rocking the game-show-host look.

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fishfoodie wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2025 9:15 pm Possibly does deserve a thread, because I just have to say that as a species we are fucked !!!

Watching the live footage from the latest airline crash, & todays is in Toronto, & there's one fucking cunt wandering around with a hoodie, & a bloody big backpack .... because who's first priority in a crash landing, where the plane flips over on it's back, isn't to retrieve your fucking backpack & make sure it's safe while you clamber out the plane ....... :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Wasn't there a guy live streaming after getting out?
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Prankster sends Glasgow runners on lengthy detour
:lol:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjryd39402jo
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Slick wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2025 12:03 pm
fishfoodie wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2025 9:15 pm Possibly does deserve a thread, because I just have to say that as a species we are fucked !!!

Watching the live footage from the latest airline crash, & todays is in Toronto, & there's one fucking cunt wandering around with a hoodie, & a bloody big backpack .... because who's first priority in a crash landing, where the plane flips over on it's back, isn't to retrieve your fucking backpack & make sure it's safe while you clamber out the plane ....... :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Wasn't there a guy live streaming after getting out?
There’s a clip on Instagram, guy being assisted out filming as he goes. You can see the hostess standing on the overhead lockers helping him through the doorway and as he’s grabbed from the ground a female voice saying ‘put that phone away’.

There is also footage from a ground service vehicle that captured the landing and rollover. Basically, as soon as the wheels were on the deck the port wing is lifting and it just goes straight over, sheering off the starboard wing as it goes. Incredibly lucky that everyone walked away. Just mind blowing.
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Guy Smiley wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2025 4:13 pm
There is also footage from a ground service vehicle that captured the landing and rollover. Basically, as soon as the wheels were on the deck the port wing is lifting and it just goes straight over, sheering off the starboard wing as it goes. Incredibly lucky that everyone walked away. Just mind blowing.
Looks like he came in waaaay too fast and hard, collapsing the rear right wheel strut first and then the plane just flips over. Bloody terrifying. :eek:
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