Italy Vs England lazy match thread

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sturginho
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Bigi is so shit, and they made him captain...
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Kawazaki
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This is Eddie's England.

Shark jumped fellas
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RodneyRegis
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Hill in trouble?
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RodneyRegis
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Meh, nothing in that. Hopefully gives them a kick up the arse.
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sockwithaticket
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Looks like it rides up a bit in the slow mo, yellow?
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RodneyRegis
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Yeah, pretty clear yellow. Very soft. Even if he wasn't falling that's never below his shoulders.
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RodneyRegis
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What has Watson een eating during lockdown?!
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sockwithaticket
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Fuck we're shit.
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Hal Jordan
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Just spent five minutes passing the ball with my six year old son. I won't insert the obvious joke, but he passes better than me.
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sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:19 pm Fuck we're shit.
England are always cr@p 1st match. I blame the barbarian pissheads. Fek em.
“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
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PCPhil wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:20 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:19 pm Fuck we're shit.
England are always cr@p 1st match. I blame the barbarian pissheads. Fek em.
I know, but I wasn't expecting it to be this bad.
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tcc_dc
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A little nick...sam will be back
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sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:21 pm
PCPhil wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:20 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:19 pm Fuck we're shit.
England are always cr@p 1st match. I blame the barbarian pissheads. Fek em.
I know, but I wasn't expecting it to be this bad.
This will be the best chance Italy will have to beat England.
“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
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Kawazaki
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What the fuck do England do in training?

Play hoof the fucker for 2 hours?
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Itoji being a niggly bastard. Who knew.
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tcc_dc
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Italians are at least giving it a go in the backs
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It's not accepted to speak ill of the "dead", but Polledri should have been the Italian 8 rather earlier.
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PCPhil wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:20 pm
sockwithaticket wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:19 pm Fuck we're shit.
England are always cr@p 1st match. I blame the barbarian pissheads. Fek em.
It's Italy...
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Italy will run out of pace and stamina around the 55-60 mark and England will paper over the cracks with a faux dry humping.
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Hal Jordan
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Well done Hill there.
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Umbro jerseys. How working class
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bessantj
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Haven't seen a bunch if Italians make ground over England like that since the Romans.
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RodneyRegis
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Better kyle
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Hal Jordan
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Crikey, Slade, who wears short shorts?
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tcc_dc
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Getting a little testy
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Kawazaki
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If the Italian scrumhalf grabs the ball while it's still in the England scrum then I he can say he's just copying what Youngs just did.
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Hal Jordan
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Wow. Total garbage against 7 men in that "maul".
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tcc_dc
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What the hell is going on.....
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RodneyRegis
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Italians getting right under English skin.

Brilliant from furbank my arris
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sockwithaticket
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Well done, Billy. Turned the possibility of pressuring their 7 man scrum into an easy exit for them.

Idiot.
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Hal Jordan
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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RodneyRegis
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Lovely step jonny may
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ScarfaceClaw
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Get the fucking subs out of the in goal area.
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sturginho
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SHIT!
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Hal Jordan
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No idea what Earl was up to slapping that ball back.
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sockwithaticket
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Absolute garbage from England, but fair play to Italy, they've stepped up a bit from last week.
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RodneyRegis
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Lol. This looked like we'd beat the clock after the first try. Since which moment has farrell been on the pitch? Don't think I've ever seen such an anonymous performance from a fly half.

2 passes, one run. So apart from the try he's touched it once. Rest has been gash kicks.
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Hal Jordan
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Carling with an ad asking us to go to our local pub just as Johnson sends us all home.
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sturginho wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:36 pmSHIT!
If I had cancelled anything else to watch this game, I'd be really pissed off at the dross being served up by England.

But as I've been sitting on my arse all day I'm merely disappointed.
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RodneyRegis
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26 kicks from hand, 31 passes.

Absolute anti-rugby.
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