Italy Vs England lazy match thread

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Glaston
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I was laughing at RWC semi finalists Wales earlier, but this is dire from England.
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salanya
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RodneyRegis wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:38 pm Lol. This looked like we'd beat the clock after the first try. Since which moment has farrell been on the pitch? Don't think I've ever seen such an anonymous performance from a fly half.

2 passes, one run. So apart from the try he's touched it once. Rest has been gash kicks.
He's been busy whinging with the ref.
Over the hills and far away........
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Openside
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What a shite half of rugby England looked like it was going to be a canter and started showboating.
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Kawazaki
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Just saw it was Youngs who slipped off Polledri like a wet fart.
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Openside wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:44 pm What a shite half of rugby England looked like it was going to be a canter and started showboating.
Not showboating; just completely uninterested in doing anything with ball. Apart from Ben Young’s try, England haven’t tried a single attacking move. All they’ve done is kick it back to the Italians.
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Ovals
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Utter Dross. Have Slade or Joseph actually received a pass yet - horrid tactics.
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England are never going to look anything but shite with Farrell at 10.
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sockwithaticket
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Eddie now has all the excuse he needs to get Youngs to that 150 cap total.
Oxbow wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:52 pm England are never going to look anything but shite with Farrell at 10.
Yep. And the only option to get rid of him at some point this game is to move in Slade or move up Furbank :shock:
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Well, I was right. Youngs answers his critics.

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Glaston
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FFS congrats to Youngs on his prospective 150th cap :twisted:
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Youngs confirmed for the next 5 years
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sturginho
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Straight red
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How is that not a card.
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sockwithaticket
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Jesus fuck, STOP KICKING IT!
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Blackmac wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:56 pm How is that not a card.
Not sure: late and intentional, and quite reckless. Should have been a yellow.
Over the hills and far away........
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Why the fuck did Farrell kick that.
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sockwithaticket
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Oxbow wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:01 pm Why the fuck did Farrell kick that.
It's like he has no idea what else to do.
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I watched the wales/Scotland game and now this. What did I do in life to deserve this?
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ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:02 pm I watched the wales/Scotland game and now this. What did I do in life to deserve this?
Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
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Wtf was that. Looked like George was over
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bessantj
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Well, that's a try, I guess.
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ScarfaceClaw
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Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:05 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:02 pm I watched the wales/Scotland game and now this. What did I do in life to deserve this?
Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
I’ll see you in hell William Munney.
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ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:02 pm I watched the wales/Scotland game and now this. What did I do in life to deserve this?
Hang in there. France Ireland will be a cracker.
“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
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Which idiot put a marking with a white line near the actual try line
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Did I hear correctly before that the commentator called this the greatest championship tournament in the world?

Bit presumptuous is my call. (about 10 football championships ahead of this, also RWC)
I drink and I forget things.
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Lemoentjie wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:06 pm Which idiot put a marking with a white line near the actual try line
Lawrence Dallaglio
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Enzedder wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:06 pm Did I hear correctly before that the commentator called this the greatest championship tournament in the world?

Bit presumptuous is my call. (about 10 football championships ahead of this, also RWC)
Even the IPL is more entertaining than this.
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ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:06 pm
Lemoentjie wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:06 pm Which idiot put a marking with a white line near the actual try line
Lawrence Dallaglio
Heh.
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sockwithaticket
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Thorley on for Watson is interesting.
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Hal Jordan
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Watson going off reminds me of why I hated playing on the right wing on the occasions I was called upon to do so. No fucker could pass off his left hand.
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Watson taken off because "he's such a precious asset". No, it's because he's been shite.
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Lemoentjie
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How can that be a penalty? It's physically impossible for him to wrap
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ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:05 pm
Hal Jordan wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:05 pm
ScarfaceClaw wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:02 pm I watched the wales/Scotland game and now this. What did I do in life to deserve this?
Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
I’ll see you in hell William Munney.
Right now, can you tell the difference?
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That try line advertising line thing is ridiculous.
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Oxbow wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:09 pm Watson taken off because "he's such a precious asset". No, it's because he's been shite.
Agree twinkle feet followed by falling over rinse and repeat...
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Absolutely f’in aimless kicking. In the Aus NZ match earlier NZ ran the ball back most of the time. Even May is just bloody kicking it.
“It was a pet, not an animal. It had a name, you don't eat things with names, this is horrific!”
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Double
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You can literally see his knee on the ground...
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Openside wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:12 pm
Oxbow wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:09 pm Watson taken off because "he's such a precious asset". No, it's because he's been shite.
Agree twinkle feet followed by falling over rinse and repeat...
Saving him for strictly come dancing.
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bessantj
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These Italians fucking love winning a penalty.
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Double wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 6:12 pm You can literally see his knee on the ground...
Thought the touch judge would see it. Hard for the referee.
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