Your Favourite Conspiracy Theory

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Jim Lahey
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As an impressionable teenager I discovered 2pac’s music. Absolutely loved it. Started to read about all the theories of his shooting and was a subscriber that he had faked his death etc.
I grew up and largely forgot all that nonsense.
However I subscribed to the Conspiracy Theories podcast recently just for shits and gigs, and they did a 2-part show on him a week or two ago. I’m now back on the wagon that he’s been hanging out in Cuba for the last 24 years 👍
Ian Madigan for Ireland.
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TB63
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Flat earthers... Hours of fun... Check out ScimanDan, Creaky Blinder, FTFE channels on YouTube..
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Sandstorm
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Welsh TV Monies
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Ali Cadoo
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The Smithsonian stealing giant skeletal remains.
CrazyIslander
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Sandstorm wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:44 pmWelsh TV Monies
That's history. Howley put it all on Wales to win RWC'19.
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ScarfaceClaw
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Planet Rugby is being wiped. We’re all *checks notes* sheeple.
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Hugo
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The CIA-crack cocaine conspiracy is number one.

Silver medal goes to 9/11 was an inside job.

Third, Eazy E was injected with AIDs by Suge Knight.

Honourable mention - Jill Stein, Tulsi Gabbard et al. are Russian assets.
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ASMO
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MCCaw's cloak of invisibility?
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HighKingLeinster
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Robbie Diack is international standard
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iarmhí
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HighKingLeinster wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:21 pm Robbie Diack is international standard
Certainly knows how to finish off an easy try. :lolno:
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Munch
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That New Zealand brought in special balls for the 2011 World Cup in order to negate other teams' kicking game.



Damn they were some funny balls.
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Mahoney
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The Doge of Venice always intended to use the Fourth Crusade to destroy the Byzantine Empire.
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WarAndPizza
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There are a few

-JFK was killed by the same factions that killed Abe Lincoln and tried to kill Andrew Jackson. Whether that be finance, arms dealers, ect is up for debate. That faction is still in control of the US aparatus though.

-Epstein was Isreali intellegence, who used drug fueled parties to create compromising situations for powerful people to create leverage.

-The Chicago outfit had Michael Jordan's dad killed after he couldn't pay back an 8 figure gambling debt, so he went along with NBA match fixing to clear the debt and ensure the rest of his families safety. By leaving for baseball, he all but ensured a that New York or Houston would win the next few titles.

-The allies bombed Dresden because the Germans had made significant advancement on the atomic bomb. They didn't want to risk the Russians getting a hold of it, this is also why thr scientists were shiped out of Germany under the guise of Operation Paperclip.

-The CIA/MI6 invented both the dark web and Bitcoin to keep control of the narcotic trade after losing control of the Latin American cartels after Escobars death.

Flat Earth, Roswell, lizard people, androchrom, ect are all controlled opposition to muddy the waters as to who has a legitimate questions of abuse of power and who is a cook.
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ASMO
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Suzie
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All good contenders but my favourite by far is -

Birds Aren’t Real.

Seriously, look it up, it’s mental.
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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ASMO wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:43 pmSuzie
Turn around, look at what you see.
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TB63 wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:44 pm Flat earthers... Hours of fun... Check out ScimanDan, Creaky Blinder, FTFE channels on YouTube..
Subscribe to all of them - also Conspiracy Catz is very good.

I am a firm believer that very few Flerfers actually believe in a flat earth. They know that it is ripe ground to make a bit of money off of. Watching their arguments debunked over and over is hilarious.

If you ever want to go somewhere to do some top quality trolling - flat earth sites are the place to go. Nathan Oakley, Mark Sargent, Nathan Thompson, Red Pill Philosopher....the list is endless.
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Thor Sedan wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:55 am
TB63 wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:44 pm Flat earthers... Hours of fun... Check out ScimanDan, Creaky Blinder, FTFE channels on YouTube..
Subscribe to all of them - also Conspiracy Catz is very good.

I am a firm believer that very few Flerfers actually believe in a flat earth. They know that it is ripe ground to make a bit of money off of. Watching their arguments debunked over and over is hilarious.

If you ever want to go somewhere to do some top quality trolling - flat earth sites are the place to go. Nathan Oakley, Mark Sargent, Nathan Thompson, Red Pill Philosopher....the list is endless.
Yup, know all of them. Blue Marble Science is good, Artic Reflections worth a sub..
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stemoc
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9/11 was an inside job.. that isn't a conspiracy theory, its a fact.. not a single terrorist on that plane was from Iraq, iran or Afghanistan...all from the ONE muslim country which is the ONLY muslim country that is an ally of the US...18 years on and ppl are still morons :???: :???: :???:
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Biffer wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:21 am All good contenders but my favourite by far is -

Birds Aren’t Real.

Seriously, look it up, it’s mental.
https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq

Brilliant!

Has to be a fantastic pisstake though.
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Un Pilier
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CM11 wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:10 am
Biffer wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:21 am All good contenders but my favourite by far is -

Birds Aren’t Real.

Seriously, look it up, it’s mental.
https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq

Brilliant!

Has to be a fantastic pisstake though.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Looks like they sell a lot of merchandise though.
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bessantj
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Probably Richard Shaver and The Shaver Mystery. It's close to a Theory of Everything for conspiracy theory
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CM11 wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:10 am
Biffer wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:21 am All good contenders but my favourite by far is -

Birds Aren’t Real.

Seriously, look it up, it’s mental.
https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq

Brilliant!

Has to be a fantastic pisstake though.
It is. Very well done and very funny.
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Jimmy Smallsteps
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JFK theories for mine. One of them has to be right.

Few of them are as farcical as the party line that it was Oswald from the book depository window.
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Fangle
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ASMO wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:43 pmSuzie
I was about to post that.
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Fangle wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:20 pm
ASMO wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:43 pmSuzie
I was about to post that.
Is this the Susie theory as in Susie and Dustin?
And are there two g’s in Bugger Off?
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Chilli
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Fangle wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:20 pm
ASMO wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:43 pmSuzie
I was about to post that.
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Hellraiser
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Soylent Green is people.
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Ceterum censeo delendam esse Muscovia
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stemoc wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:03 am 9/11 was an inside job.. that isn't a conspiracy theory, its a fact.. not a single terrorist on that plane was from Iraq, iran or Afghanistan...all from the ONE muslim country which is the ONLY muslim country that is an ally of the US...18 years on and ppl are still morons :???: :???: :???:
9/11 being an inside job is believable. The one that cracks me up though is that no plane crashed into the towers that morning.

It was actually a projection followed by a timed explosion. :lol:
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QAnon.

Coming to country near you soon.
clive
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The only Conspiracy theory that may hold up Is JFK, the others are just nonsense.
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clive wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 2:42 pm The only Conspiracy theory that may hold up Is JFK, the others are just nonsense.
The Donahue theory that Secret Service agent George Hickey Jr accidently shot JFK from the vehicle following JFK's car is interesting. The documentary had me convinced though that's what the makers want to accomplish so naturally you always get their slant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Error
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stemoc wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:03 am 9/11 was an inside job.. that isn't a conspiracy theory, its a fact.. not a single terrorist on that plane was from Iraq, iran or Afghanistan...all from the ONE muslim country which is the ONLY muslim country that is an ally of the US...18 years on and ppl are still morons :???: :???: :???:
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Plim
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All conspiracy theories are bollocks. By definition.
Woddy
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Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ.

More seriously, that the British and Roosevelt knew in advance about Japan attacking Pearl Harbour and arranged for the better part of the US Pacific Fleet to be out that day.
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Woddy wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:13 pm Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus Christ.

More seriously, that the British and Roosevelt knew in advance about Japan attacking Pearl Harbour and arranged for the better part of the US Pacific Fleet to be out that day.
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I’VE ENCOUNTERED A BIRD IN MY LIFE. WHAT DO I DO? SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?

First, breathe- remain calm. It is vital to not panic, and remember that this experience is not abnormal- these birds have likely been watching you for most of your life. Once you have regained your composure, look the bird straight in the eyes and declare the following statement confidently “I know your secret. I know that you are a surveillance drone in disguise. I know that behind those beady eyes are cameras, soaking up data and sending it to the pentagon. I am onto you. I know you are not real.” - By vocally establishing dominance over the drone in this moment, your fear should subside, allowing you to remember that you are the human, and that is merely a robot.

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CrazyIslander
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I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.
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Does “Epstein didn’t kill himself” qualify as a conspiracy theory? Or is it so believable it’s basically just a theory?
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Fonz
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FujiKiwi wrote: Wed Jul 08, 2020 12:41 am Does “Epstein didn’t kill himself” qualify as a conspiracy theory? Or is it so believable it’s basically just a theory?
At this point the belief that Epstein actually killed himself is probably more of a conspiracy theory.
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