Your Favourite Conspiracy Theory

[Fonz]

I did used to have some time for the conspiracy theory that Osama Bin Laden had actually died not long after 9/11, and that the raid on that Pakistani compound and the hasty "burial at sea" was part of the coverup.

More recently, I like the one that covid was the byproduct of an attempt to create an HIV vaccine that accidentally escaped from a lab in Wuhan.

[CrazyIslander]

I did used to have some time for the conspiracy theory that Osama Bin Laden had actually died not long after 9/11, and that the raid on that Pakistani compound and the hasty "burial at sea" was part of the coverup.

More recently, I like the one that covid was the byproduct of an attempt to create an HIV vaccine that accidentally escaped from a lab in Wuhan.

What about the videos Bin Laden kept sending out?


My conspiracy theory is that Covid19 was deliberately released on the world.

[Ponga]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

I argued that for ages till I caught up with an old mate and BOOM

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/123 ... alked-moon

In half an hour of drunkin yarns he convinced me. I argued 'why havent i heard about the others' he just smirked at me the cunt

[Fonz]

I did used to have some time for the conspiracy theory that Osama Bin Laden had actually died not long after 9/11, and that the raid on that Pakistani compound and the hasty "burial at sea" was part of the coverup.

More recently, I like the one that covid was the byproduct of an attempt to create an HIV vaccine that accidentally escaped from a lab in Wuhan.

What about the videos Bin Laden kept sending out?


My conspiracy theory is that Covid19 was deliberately released on the world.

CGI and actors bro. The videos were actually a big part of the theory, because apparently his appearance gets worse and worse (he had some kidney problem) and then suddenly much better. This is from memory granted.

[CrazyIslander]

I did used to have some time for the conspiracy theory that Osama Bin Laden had actually died not long after 9/11, and that the raid on that Pakistani compound and the hasty "burial at sea" was part of the coverup.

More recently, I like the one that covid was the byproduct of an attempt to create an HIV vaccine that accidentally escaped from a lab in Wuhan.

What about the videos Bin Laden kept sending out?


My conspiracy theory is that Covid19 was deliberately released on the world.

CGI and actors bro. The videos were actually a big part of the theory, because apparently his appearance gets worse and worse (he had some kidney problem) and then suddenly much better. This is from memory granted.

To add to your theory I don't think Obama and co were watching a live streaming of the bin Laden killing. Obama over-acted his part.

[CrazyIslander]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

I argued that for ages till I caught up with an old mate and BOOM

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/123 ... alked-moon

In half an hour of drunkin yarns he convinced me. I argued 'why havent i heard about the others' he just smirked at me the cunt

So? It's just their biographies.

[stemoc]

its impossible for a rich person to kill themselves.. so #epsteinkilledhimself is the conspiracy theory but also #theclintonsdidit ....

[Enzedder]

Definitely Suzy.

[Lemoentjie]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

Of course, in theory a space station could have been built on the moon even back then. It's just simply too expensive. Humans have definitely been to the Moon.

[Biffer]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

Why go back?

[CrazyIslander]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

Why go back?

Why not?
Wouldn't it be the first step to exploring/studying the universe? Also, there are minerals there etc

[CrazyIslander]

Definitely Suzy.

What/who is Suzie? Was it the waitress? or the restaurant name? Or the chef? the street name perhaps or the suburb, or was she a proprietor of the flesh and Zinny just blurred out her name coz she was so good.
Or Suzy is just the code name for NZ choking in big games".

Suzy isn't a conspiracy, it's a country.

[Plato’sCave]

Jake’s Howley files that cut through to the root of corruption of Welsh rugby, the moon is a space station and princess di’s death wasn’t an accident.

[Lobby]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

Why go back?

Why not?
Wouldn't it be the first step to exploring/studying the universe? Also, there are minerals there etc

Because it costs a hell of a lot.

The Apollo programme cost $25.4 billion. Adjusted for inflation that's more like $150+ billion. The costs of extracting minerals and returning them to Earth would be many times that, so there is no economic argument for doing so. And we are exploring the Universe. There have been several unmanned missions to Mars, as well probes such as the Cassini mission to Saturn.

[Sandstorm]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

Why go back?

Why not?
Wouldn't it be the first step to exploring/studying the universe? Also, there are minerals there etc

No minerals. Only dairy products.

[stemoc]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

Why go back?

indeed, unless there is oil on the moon or a dictatorship needing "liberating", there really isn't a need for the US to give a shit about another country..or the moon..

[CrazyIslander]

Why go back?

Why not?
Wouldn't it be the first step to exploring/studying the universe? Also, there are minerals there etc

Because it costs a hell of a lot.

The Apollo programme cost $25.4 billion. Adjusted for inflation that's more like $150+ billion. The costs of extracting minerals and returning them to Earth would be many times that, so there is no economic argument for doing so. And we are exploring the Universe. There have been several unmanned missions to Mars, as well probes such as the Cassini mission to Saturn.

My point is it should be much cheaper to go there 50 years later. Think how a PC can do a million more operations than a room size computer of the early days. That's generally the trajectory of technology. The US can't even go back now.

[CrazyIslander]

Why go back?

Why not?
Wouldn't it be the first step to exploring/studying the universe? Also, there are minerals there etc

No minerals. Only dairy products.

Explains the NZ space program.

[Jambanja]

Suzie

It’s up there with Chemtrails and flat earth

[Biffer]

I reckon the moon landing is a hoax. Based solely on the fact they haven't gone back there for nearly 50 years. If they had the technology back then, surely it would be so refined by now that there should be space stations there by now.

Why go back?

Why not?
Wouldn't it be the first step to exploring/studying the universe? Also, there are minerals there etc

Up until the last ten years, space missions were all either science or government and defence. Commercial opportunities were limited to contracts with government. There's now potential for commercial exploitation of space services and resources - which is one of the reasons the moon is on the agenda again. We didn't have the technology to make this worthwhile any sooner. So far as science goes, the moon is pretty boring really. Dead, dry, geologically dead, yawn. It does offer a potential platform for things like Infra red and radio telescopes, and there are long term plans for these but they're decades away - we wouldn't have been able to build them before now, again we didn't have the tech. These telescopes are actually the most likely reasons to establish a manned moon base. Apollo had a bit of science but it was mostly engineering and 'to prove we can' (and beat the Russians). So once it was done there was no reason to go back. NASA's budget was slashed and resources were focused on what was interesting - and that's why we got Pioneer, Voyager, Mariner, Viking, Spirit & Opportunity, Mars Global Orbiter, Cassini, New Horizons, Deep Impact etc.etc. Manned spaceflight concentrated on making it routine through reusable craft (the shuttle) and permanently manned orbiting platforms. Did you know it's more than 20 years since every human was on Earth?

[Biffer]

Why not?
Wouldn't it be the first step to exploring/studying the universe? Also, there are minerals there etc

Because it costs a hell of a lot.

The Apollo programme cost $25.4 billion. Adjusted for inflation that's more like $150+ billion. The costs of extracting minerals and returning them to Earth would be many times that, so there is no economic argument for doing so. And we are exploring the Universe. There have been several unmanned missions to Mars, as well probes such as the Cassini mission to Saturn.

My point is it should be much cheaper to go there 50 years later. Think how a PC can do a million more operations than a room size computer of the early days. That's generally the trajectory of technology. The US can't even go back now.

Meh....

Tech is cheaper because of mass production. Space isn't that, even with the kind of thing that Musk (the fucker) is doing, it's only in the hundreds or thousands, not the millions that provide the economies of scale. When it comes to science, what's the point of doing the same thing again?

[Sandstorm]

Did you know it's more than 20 years since every human was on Earth?

And Elvis went home in 1977.

[Munch]

Birds Aren’t Real.

Seriously, look it up, it’s mental.

I heard that they've faked the coronavirus thing so they can change the batteries in the birds.

[Plato’sCave]

Birds Aren’t Real.

Seriously, look it up, it’s mental.

I heard that they've faked the coronavirus thing so they can change the batteries in the birds.

That makes sense. ‘False birds‘ in Jewish Gematria is 307, that’s the same as ‘Pleiades‘, which is where the alien bastards came from who stole all the originals. Wankers.

[Munch]

That is so blatant, they're just fucking with us now.

[Biffer]

That is so blatant, they're just fucking with us now.

That’s what they want you to think.

[troglodyte]

QAnon.

Coming to country near you soon.

Must admit, whoever was running the QAnon hoax was a genius.

[Plato’sCave]

China lied about the Covid figures, that was lapped up by all the tin foilers. Dumb cunts.

[Uncle fester]

The relationship between dissident republicans and British intelligence in northern Ireland.

[CrazyIslander]

China lied about the Covid figures, that was lapped up by all the tin foilers. Dumb cunts.

I believe that.

Heres another wacko theory. The Chinese deliberately released Covid. Thats why the figures are so low in China because they already had containment measures in place. However, it wasnt foolproof but its still very low considering density of population.

[Biffer]

China lied about the Covid figures, that was lapped up by all the tin foilers. Dumb cunts.

I believe that.

Heres another wacko theory. The Chinese deliberately released Covid. Thats why the figures are so low in China because they already had containment measures in place. However, it wasnt foolproof but its still very low considering density of population.

Take the tinfoil off your head and put it back on the turkey

[CrazyIslander]

China lied about the Covid figures, that was lapped up by all the tin foilers. Dumb cunts.

I believe that.

Heres another wacko theory. The Chinese deliberately released Covid. Thats why the figures are so low in China because they already had containment measures in place. However, it wasnt foolproof but its still very low considering density of population.

Take the tinfoil off your head and put it back on the turkey

Lockdown has made me wacko but my cooking has improved.

[Line6 HXFX]

The Gulf of Tonkin incident is my favourite conspiracy theory, thpugh this is about nothing important or anything...it just kicked of US involvement in Vietnam.
It proved that not only are conspiracies very real, that people can jolly well keep quiet about them for 40 years.
So when people say " conspiracies can never be real, people can never be quiet"

It is my queue to go..."Gulf of Tonkin".
I love it so..don't ruin this for me.