CJ Stander retiring

[Uncle fester]

Shit news.

[tc27]

He's still getting international starts! What's the story?

[Uncle fester]

Looks like he wants to get back to South Africa.

[tc27]

Yep - fair enough but disappointing for Ireland and Munster fans I am sure.

[SaintK]

Yep - fair enough but disappointing for Ireland and Munster fans I am sure.

Odd one but fair play
Only 30 so assuming he will still be playing when back home in SA?

[tc27]

It is odd because he reasonably had the expectation of a few more years of lucrative contracts with Ireland and Munster - I get money isn't everything and possibly he now has enough for a pretty comfortable life in SA but he's only 30.

[handyman]

Seems a great guy.

[Uncle fester]

Yep - fair enough but disappointing for Ireland and Munster fans I am sure.

Odd one but fair play
Only 30 so assuming he will still be playing when back home in SA?

Probably not Pro rugby I'd say. He sounds a bit burned out and probably misses home. Lockdown has been very tough on the expat players.

[Green light echo]

Yep - fair enough but disappointing for Ireland and Munster fans I am sure.

Odd one but fair play
Only 30 so assuming he will still be playing when back home in SA?

Probably not Pro rugby I'd say. He sounds a bit burned out and probably misses home. Lockdown has been very tough on the expat players.

"Lockdown has been tough on the expat players". Please listen to yourself. He is payed 100s of thousands of dollars to play rugby for fucksake. Being asked to sit quietly on your couch is not fucking hard. No one is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Soft,selfish,greedy and dumb. If you werent you would be like the ANZACS.

Leading the world and loving normality.

Right off the the pub for a steak and beer.....

[Torquemada 1420]

Looks like he wants to get back to South Africa.

[Big Nipper]

I went on a date with his wife 10 years ago. Naturally Mr Stander was not in the picture yet, otherwise I would not be here to tell this tale

[Uncle fester]

I went on a date with his wife 10 years ago. Naturally Mr Stander was not in the picture yet, otherwise I would not be here to tell this tale

*Checks dates*

[Big Nipper]

I went on a date with his wife 10 years ago. Naturally Mr Stander was not in the picture yet, otherwise I would not be here to tell this tale

*Checks dates*

Hahaha, it may have been in 2010, or end of 2009. Lived in Bloemfontein for 10 long years

[JM2K6]

Good timing. He looked like he was on his last legs a bit. Right idea to go before you're forced to, and for a guy who makes as many hard carries as he does his body will be in bits soon anyway. Salvage what you can and go well.

[Slick]

He has been huge for Ireland, good luck to him.

[assfly]

Too small for rugby.

[OomStruisbaai]

Odd one but fair play
Only 30 so assuming he will still be playing when back home in SA?

Probably not Pro rugby I'd say. He sounds a bit burned out and probably misses home. Lockdown has been very tough on the expat players.

"Lockdown has been tough on the expat players". Please listen to yourself. He is payed 100s of thousands of dollars to play rugby for fucksake. Being asked to sit quietly on your couch is not fucking hard. No one is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Soft,selfish,greedy and dumb. If you werent you would be like the ANZACS.

Leading the world and loving normality.

Right off the the pub for a steak and beer.....

Do you have a Saffer wife?

[Green light echo]

Probably not Pro rugby I'd say. He sounds a bit burned out and probably misses home. Lockdown has been very tough on the expat players.

"Lockdown has been tough on the expat players". Please listen to yourself. He is payed 100s of thousands of dollars to play rugby for fucksake. Being asked to sit quietly on your couch is not fucking hard. No one is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Soft,selfish,greedy and dumb. If you werent you would be like the ANZACS.

Leading the world and loving normality.

Right off the the pub for a steak and beer.....

Do you have a Saffer wife?

Please. You and the Northern Hemisphere countries through a collection of corrupt, greedy and inept politicians, allied with a selfish, narcissistic population have imposed these lockdown on yourselves.

On yourselves. And then you all cry about how hard it is like little children. I was bringing some common sense to the equation. However looking at SA and Europe's performance that is a quality sorely lacking in your societies. No wonder so many of you want to escape and live in Oz or NZ.

Thing is we don't want refugees from failed states. We have enough of them already.

Sort your own countries out. You know the one so many of you profess to love but in actuality would trade in a flash if only you could get Permanent Residency in ours.

We are full.

[Slick]

You are very odd

[JM2K6]

Must be brilliant living in Oz and NZ. You seem like such a happy and fulfilled person, living their best life. A real advert for the antipodes.

[Green light echo]

Must be brilliant living in Oz and NZ. You seem like such a happy and fulfilled person, living their best life. A real advert for the antipodes.

The only advert we need is 0 Cases of local transmission on the continent of Australia today.

How are you guys doing?

[Slick]

Must be brilliant living in Oz and NZ. You seem like such a happy and fulfilled person, living their best life. A real advert for the antipodes.

The only advert we need is 0 Cases of local transmission on the continent of Australia today.

How are you guys doing?

Well it’s 3pm here rather than 2am and like normal adults we are working and having some chat on a message board rather than really poorly attempting to troll other adults thousands of miles away.

But you’re doing great and I’m sure things are really working out for you

[JM2K6]

Must be brilliant living in Oz and NZ. You seem like such a happy and fulfilled person, living their best life. A real advert for the antipodes.

The only advert we need is 0 Cases of local transmission on the continent of Australia today.

How are you guys doing?

Sounds awful that your personality won't let you enjoy a second of it. You have my pity.

[Green light echo]

Is it any wonder the North has one RWC in the cabinet?

Looking at your Covid performance one starts to get an inkling ad to why you all are so shit at rugby.

No heads up. No quick reaction or skill or discipline.

I can now see why you needed the Commonwealth and the Yanks and Russkies to bail your arses out in WW2.

Pitiful performance. Once again.

[JM2K6]

Not sure if you're a kiwi or an Aussie but either way we annihilated you at the the last world cup so there's that, I suppose.

[Green light echo]

Not sure if you're a kiwi or an Aussie but either way we annihilated you at the the last world cup so there's that, I suppose.

The scorecard reads North 1- South 8.

8 fucking 1

Shameful.

But you boys clearly have no shame.

[JM2K6]

Not sure if you're a kiwi or an Aussie but either way we annihilated you at the the last world cup so there's that, I suppose.

The scorecard reads North 1- South 8.

8 fucking 1

Shameful.

But you boys clearly have no shame.

You were slagging off South Africa just now - make your mind up if you like them or not. Either way, it would appear that getting humiliated by shithouse England at the world cup has broken you.

Enjoy the rest of your middle-of-the-night!

[Green light echo]

Not sure if you're a kiwi or an Aussie but either way we annihilated you at the the last world cup so there's that, I suppose.

The scorecard reads North 1- South 8.

8 fucking 1

Shameful.

But you boys clearly have no shame.

You were slagging off South Africa just now - make your mind up if you like them or not. Either way, it would appear that getting humiliated by shithouse England at the world cup has broken you.

Enjoy the rest of your middle-of-the-night!

Like Australia skullfucking you out of your own World Cup in the first round in 2015. Was it a bit like that. In front of your Royal family at HQ. A few weeks after shamefully and arrogantly bringing out adverts already celebrating your imminent win

2 weeks vacation for you

[Kawazaki]

Is this thread about CJ Stander?

[Green light echo]

Is this thread about CJ Stander?

Who is CJ Stander.

Never heard of the fucker.....

[Kawazaki]

Is this thread about CJ Stander?

Who is CJ Stander.

Never heard of the fucker.....

He's a rugby player.

[Green light echo]

Is this thread about CJ Stander?

Who is CJ Stander.

Never heard of the fucker.....

He's a rugby player.

Is he? I thought he played for Ireland....

[SaintK]

You are very odd

You've misspelled gobshite cunt

[JM2K6]

You are very odd

You've misspelled gobshite cunt

You forgot a comma

[Green light echo]

You are very odd

You've misspelled gobshite cunt

You forgot a comma

Oh diddums. Truth hurts hey? Well that is your problem. A lack of self reflection is what has bought your nations to where they are today.

A pitiful record against your rugby superiors. And an absolute criminal disaster re Covid.

Admit the truth.

You really are just a bit shit arent you

[Uncle fester]

Is this thread about CJ Stander?

Who is CJ Stander.

Never heard of the fucker.....

He's a rugby player.

With a 3-1 record against Australia, 2-1 against South Africa and an even record against NZ.

[JM2K6]

You've misspelled gobshite cunt

You forgot a comma

Oh diddums. Truth hurts hey? Well that is your problem. A lack of self reflection is what has bought your nations to where they are today.

A pitiful record against your rugby superiors. And an absolute criminal disaster re Covid.

Admit the truth.

You really are just a bit shit arent you

I was making a joke at Slick's expense. Perhaps spend a little more time reading, and a lot more time not posting.

[Green light echo]

You forgot a comma

Oh diddums. Truth hurts hey? Well that is your problem. A lack of self reflection is what has bought your nations to where they are today.

A pitiful record against your rugby superiors. And an absolute criminal disaster re Covid.

Admit the truth.

You really are just a bit shit arent you

I was making a joke at Slick's expense. Perhaps spend a little more time reading, and a lot more time not posting.

Pardon me. I was replying to SaintK.

[Torquemada 1420]

"Lockdown has been tough on the expat players". Please listen to yourself. He is payed 100s of thousands of dollars to play rugby for fucksake. Being asked to sit quietly on your couch is not fucking hard. No one is shooting at you. You have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Soft,selfish,greedy and dumb. If you werent you would be like the ANZACS.

Have to agree with this.

And anyway, WTF diff does it make if his parents are next door or in Ulaan Bataar? He'd have to zoom them either way. Unless he changed nationalities again and became French.

[Uncle fester]

Zoom isn't great with small kids. He wants his daughter to spend real time with her grandparents before they depart this mortal coil.
His wife and kid are back in SA since Xmas.