It was not entertaining for my friend living in Denver on the third-floor of a third-storey building when lightning struck the roof. This is the lounge.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 4:33 am
by Niegs
Kiwias wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 2:04 am
It was not entertaining for my friend living in Denver on the third-floor of a third-storey building when lightning struck the roof. This is the lounge.
Something similar happened to us when we were teens. Lightning struck the TV tower, travelled down and jumped to an electrical box on the wall (maybe for our water softener?) that blew up and caused the floor of my brother’s bedroom to blast up. Luckily he wasn’t in his room at the time! Blew up the box that turned the tower too which was on the other side of the house from the tower.
With the insurance, dad splurged for a digital satellite dish and scrapped the tower.
Imagine it was like this:
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 12:42 pm
by Dinsdale Piranha
Kiwias wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 2:04 am
It was not entertaining for my friend living in Denver on the third-floor of a third-storey building when lightning struck the roof. This is the lounge.
No lightning conductor?
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sat May 07, 2022 2:27 am
by Kiwias
Dinsdale Piranha wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 12:42 pm
No lightning conductor?
I guess not.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Mon May 09, 2022 2:51 am
by Niegs
1919 Canadian football, which was still called ‘rugby’ into the thirties and, I think, heeled the ball back to the quarterback (adopted the American style ‘snap’ later than cousins to the south).
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 10, 2022 1:35 pm
by Niegs
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 2:46 am
by mat the expat
^
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 8:25 pm
by Niegs
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 9:23 pm
by Enzedder
Who does this upset?
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Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu May 12, 2022 12:19 am
by Niegs
Enzedder wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 9:23 pm
Who does this upset?
Grammar.jpg
He'll be on the job!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 1:08 am
by Niegs
Was at a book sale today and thought I found the essential guide to Kiwi women!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 4:50 pm
by GogLais
Enzedder wrote: ↑Wed May 11, 2022 9:23 pm
Who does this upset?
Grammar.jpg
Surely it should be Repair’s if only for consistency.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 11:45 pm
by Niegs
I see a little bit of 'Carter' in this Daniel. Wonder if they're related?
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 6:12 am
by Tilly Orifice
Shifty-eyed bugger. He looks exactly the type who'd steal your ferret when you weren't looking
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 3:04 pm
by Guy Smiley
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 3:59 pm
by Niegs
I just now decided to learn what the kids mean by 'yeet'. I'd like to crawl back into my library now.
Yeet is a slang word that functions broadly with the meaning “to throw,” but is especially used to emphasize forcefulness and a lack of concern for the thing being thrown. (You don’t yeet something if you’re worried that it might break.)
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 9:33 pm
by Niegs
Guy Smiley wrote: ↑Wed May 18, 2022 8:48 pm
'Yeet' is one of my favourite 'new' words...
Yeet is a slang word that functions broadly with the meaning “to throw,” but is especially used to emphasize forcefulness and a lack of concern for the thing being thrown. (You don’t yeet something if you’re worried that it might break.)
I fully accept I've entered the 'grumpy old man' stage of life, but there's a perfectly good word for that: chuck.
verb: chuck
1.
throw (something) carelessly or casually.
"someone chucked a brick through the window"
And I'd say that people have used 'chuck' to emphasize forcefulness as well, but if you want to go with the above definition, then we also have hurl!
verb: hurl
throw (an object) with great force.
"rioters hurled a brick through the windshield of a car"
"Learnings" has seemingly permeated top flight rugby and it causes me continual aggravation hearing it on telly. Again, we already have a word for it: "lesson(s)". But, no, rugby coaches and players are happy to say "We'll take learnings from this game...".
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Wed May 18, 2022 10:56 pm
by Guy Smiley
Yeah…
I yeeted the fuck out of that post Neigs.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 1:30 am
by Niegs
Guy Smiley wrote: ↑Wed May 18, 2022 10:56 pm
Yeah…
I yeeted the fuck out of that post Neigs.
I commend you on your newfound learnings!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 4:03 pm
by tabascoboy
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu May 19, 2022 4:22 pm
by Tichtheid
petej wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 1:32 pm
This made me laugh.
My boss in France had one of the top left models. In place of the guns and insurgents his was packed with fence posts and wire.
I had a Series 3 109 LandRover pickup.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 9:47 pm
by Niegs
This was shared online with: "Looks like Faf has proposed to himself."
Yeet is a slang word that functions broadly with the meaning “to throw,” but is especially used to emphasize forcefulness and a lack of concern for the thing being thrown. (You don’t yeet something if you’re worried that it might break.)
I fully accept I've entered the 'grumpy old man' stage of life, but there's a perfectly good word for that: chuck.
verb: chuck
1.
throw (something) carelessly or casually.
"someone chucked a brick through the window"
And I'd say that people have used 'chuck' to emphasize forcefulness as well, but if you want to go with the above definition, then we also have hurl!
verb: hurl
throw (an object) with great force.
"rioters hurled a brick through the windshield of a car"
"Learnings" has seemingly permeated top flight rugby and it causes me continual aggravation hearing it on telly. Again, we already have a word for it: "lesson(s)". But, no, rugby coaches and players are happy to say "We'll take learnings from this game...".
I first encountered 'yeet' towards the tail end of my teaching in 2014/15, I was in my mid-20s and it made me feel ancient. I've seen it used in a number of contexts beyond just a substitute for throw, bloody young 'uns can't even codify their new nonsense words.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 1:51 pm
by tabascoboy
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 6:29 pm
by Enzedder
Dick Van Dyke heading to the gym - at aged 96
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 8:05 pm
by tabascoboy
Enzedder wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 6:29 pm
Dick Van Dyke heading to the gym - at aged 96
Gor blimey mate, would yer adam and eve it!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 9:22 pm
by Wyndham Upalot
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 24, 2022 11:22 pm
by fishfoodie
Enzedder wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 6:29 pm
Dick Van Dyke heading to the gym - at aged 96
Dancer !
Never mind all the other shite they do to try & reduce obesity; if they spent the same money getting kids involved in dance, they'd probably massively increase general fitness, & instill life long good habits.
You won't find a fitter group of individuals than dancers.
Enzedder wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 6:29 pm
Dick Van Dyke heading to the gym - at aged 96
Dancer !
Never mind all the other shite they do to try & reduce obesity; if they spent the same money getting kids involved in dance, they'd probably massively increase general fitness, & instill life long good habits.
You won't find a fitter group of individuals than dancers.
Also a fantastic advert for drinking and partying to enjoy life.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 12:36 am
by Niegs
Putin's chess board?
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Sun May 29, 2022 7:03 am
by Niegs
Many of the comments are good for a wee chuckle too.
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 4:01 am
by Niegs
Probably a gag or a courier who’s been desperate to write this for years, but I still larfed!
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2022 7:35 pm
by Niegs
I'm looking into over 40s rugby and had to laugh at this pic on the home town club's site. What's this fella doing!?
Re: The Entertaining Pictures Thread
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:40 pm
by Grandpa
Niegs wrote: ↑Thu Jun 02, 2022 7:35 pm
I'm looking into over 40s rugby and had to laugh at this pic on the home town club's site. What's this fella doing!?