Ashes / Proteas vs India

[Rinkals]

Again, do you never tire of doing this same awful routine?

Fuck off, Nipper.

I'll comment exactly how I want to.

Markram slows the scoring rate down a little. Ngidi bowling with no luck.

Your comments are so painfully stupid that everyone has something to say about it. I do not understand why you actually do it, it is just downright pathetic. I do not think there will ever be a more brain dead post than when you suggested Bumrah was in the mood to score a quick fire 50 in the 2nd test. You should hang your head in shame

Again. Fuck off.

I see no need to seek your approval on anything.

Mind you, that was a throw-away comment I made some weeks ago. Interesting that you are still brooding about it.

[Big Nipper]

So are you still thinking 340 is a bit light? You are a hack

[FalseBayFC]

Virat Lohli! haha. Turning into a nightmare tour for him.

[Rinkals]

And, while I was enjoying that little spat with Nipper, Kholi falls to Maharaj for a duck.

[Rinkals]

So are you still thinking 340 is a bit light? You are a hack

It was Mark Nicholas who suggested 340.

But yes, I doubt that is on any more.

[Big Nipper]

And, while I was enjoying that little spat with Nipper, Kholi falls to Maharaj for a duck.

Still think India are going to post 350 plus?

What a wanker

[handyman]

Good fightback from the Proteas, despite Magala.

[Big Nipper]

So are you still thinking 340 is a bit light? You are a hack

It was Mark Nicholas who suggested 340.

But yes, I doubt that is on any more.

To which you replied " it might be a bit light"

Absolute hack

[FalseBayFC]

How did they fuck that up?

[Rinkals]

How on earth did they fuck that up?

Both batsmen at one end. Maharaj fails to collect the ball at the bowler's end and overthrows are conceded.

[Rinkals]

So are you still thinking 340 is a bit light? You are a hack

It was Mark Nicholas who suggested 340.

But yes, I doubt that is on any more.

To which you replied " it might be a bit light"

Absolute hack

Ah.

You are saying that you don't understand irony?

Okay, then.

[FalseBayFC]

Wicket coming here. Scoreboard pressure building.

[Rinkals]

Wicket coming here. Scoreboard pressure building.

Pant is definitely unsettled.

He seems to be doing his best to give away his wicket, but we can't seem to bring ourselves to accepting it. How many lives has he had now?

[Rinkals]

India are going along at 9 or 10 an over at the moment.

They are milking the easy singles, but Pant is trying to hit the cover off it on every shot. Every now and then he connects or gets a top edge for four, but he looks most likely to fall if his luck finally runs out.

[FalseBayFC]

Good over by Andile.

[Rinkals]

3 from that Phehlukwayo over as he puts the brakes on.

My Supersport coverage seems to be an over behind cricinfo's commentary.

[Rinkals]

Shamzi's first ball is top edged to the fence by Pant for four.

[Rinkals]

Shamsi's first over leaks 14 runs.

[FalseBayFC]

Jean Pant is seeing it large now.

[Rinkals]

Markram puts down a catch.

[FalseBayFC]

Markram puts down a catch.

Two easy catches dropped and a run out chance fudged. That may be the game there.

[FalseBayFC]

Pant taking a liking to our fat spinner.

[Rinkals]

Pant taking a liking to our fat spinner.

Yes, he's taking a bit of a pasting.

Looks like Mark Nicholas might be closer than Nipper or I had thought. What's the rule of thumb? take the score at 30 overs and double it?

Magala back into the attack.

[FalseBayFC]

Pant taking a liking to our fat spinner.

Yes, he's taking a bit of a pasting.

Looks like Mark Nicholas might be closer than Nipper or I had thought. What's the rule of thumb? take the score at 30 overs and double it?

Magala back into the attack.

Yes double it after 30. So 350 is doable. You guys might not be such clueless pundits after all.

[FalseBayFC]

Good comeback from Magala here. That's gutsy stuff.

[Rinkals]

Pant taking a liking to our fat spinner.

Yes, he's taking a bit of a pasting.

Looks like Mark Nicholas might be closer than Nipper or I had thought. What's the rule of thumb? take the score at 30 overs and double it?

Magala back into the attack.

Yes double it after 30. So 350 is doable. You guys might not be such clueless pundits after all.

I can't claim the credit, because I ridiculed Nicholas as well.

Still, a couple of wickets might change that.

As I type that Magalas gets KL Rahul.

[Rinkals]

Pity it wasn't Pant, though...

[Rinkals]

Shamsi triumphs over Pant as Markram makes amends in the deep.

[FalseBayFC]

Shamsi gets the pucking funt.

[FalseBayFC]

Its really good to have a knowledgeable female commentator in Dane van Niekerk. Natalie G and Cass Naidoo are great ladies but add zero interest to the commentary for me.

[Rinkals]

Agreed.

[Rinkals]

Magala oversteps again and get punished.

[Rinkals]

Another easy catch goes down.

RvdD the culprit this time.

[FalseBayFC]

7 runs p/over gets them 290 odd. I feel QDK or Markram are due a big score today.

[FalseBayFC]

Aaaargh another drop!

[FalseBayFC]

Heat affecting the fielding?

[OomStruisbaai]

Heat affecting the fielding?

41 degrees.

[Rinkals]

Miller grasses another one.

[FalseBayFC]

Great 49th over from Ngidi , only 5 off the over.

[Rinkals]

Magala to bowl the last over.

I'm a little apprehensive.